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We took a break from recording this week, but we still wanted to show up with something that feels like hanging out with us in real life, so we pulled together a compilation of our favorite funny moments and the most chaotic stories we can’t stop quoting.
The clips jump fast, but the thread is simple: friendship, confession, and comedy that comes from telling the truth a little too loudly. A gym employee smiles and says “happy birthday,” and suddenly we’re spiraling into the question everyone has asked at least once: how do they know that? We get into a semi truck accident story, then we bring back our favorite rule that we immediately break: “we listen and we don’t judge.” From there it’s dating app panic, flirting failures, and the now-legendary opener “what’s your favorite door handle?” that proves trying to be clever can absolutely backfire.
We also hit some wild detours: bizarre history about a medieval “zoo,” a string of hamster horror stories, the pure joy of clean sheets after a shower, and service-industry pet peeves that every former server or barista will recognize. Then we go deep on irrational fears, a foot injury story that explains everything, a Home Depot zombie apocalypse plan, and yes, a real cockroach falling from the ceiling mid-recording.
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Welcome And Compilation Setup
SPEAKER_00Hey guys, welcome back to Justice Talking. It's Kennedy here. We decided to take a break this week, so we didn't record anything new, but I thought we'd still release an episode of compilations from our favorite moments, or at least my favorite moments, that I think are the funniest. So yeah, I hope you guys enjoy. Stay tuned to the end. And yeah, here we go.
Gym Staff Knowing Too Much
SPEAKER_00This is just a stocking.
SPEAKER_05I don't know, it's weird. Some of the workers at my gym, I genuinely feel try to weird, like try to purposefully creep me out. And this one happened especially, kind of confirmed it for me on my birthday yet yesterday.
SPEAKER_00You were working out on your birthday? Yes. Okay. It's it's my way of giving it up.
SPEAKER_08Okay. Okay.
SPEAKER_00Go ahead and go here.
SPEAKER_03Don't worry.
SPEAKER_05No, but like for the longest time, like some of the workers will be like, like, obviously, like when I check in, they can see my name and stuff and stuff like that. And I do know and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_00Okay, don't that's okay. It's okay. As in a city, it just so far. It's okay. One leap is fine. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_05But I know one of the guys that works there. And I also knew somebody else who works there. So I knew like two people who work there, but I never talked to anybody else. I when I'm at the gym, I'm a very like to me person.
SPEAKER_08Wait, what? You're not my. You keep to yourself.
SPEAKER_05I keep to myself when I'm at the gym. Okay, okay. I don't talk to people at the gym.
SPEAKER_10Tyree. No, continue.
SPEAKER_05I'm being really judged by Tyree right now.
SPEAKER_12No, because I know that that's not true.
SPEAKER_00The amount of people that you've told me that you've talked to at the gym. Yeah, the people who keep to themselves actually keep to themselves. I don't talk to anyone. The guy that talks to at the gym that's trying to make it.
SPEAKER_08I purposely found those blue software.
SPEAKER_05I know him outside of the gym, though. The only people I talk to at the gym are people I know outside of gym. I don't actively create relationships in the gym.
SPEAKER_10Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
SPEAKER_05But yeah, like they always just kind of, I don't know, some of them will call me my right name, we'll say like other things and stuff like that. And I'm like, okay, how do you know my first name?
SPEAKER_08You're right. You're right, David. This is a conspiracy theory. Oh no, but like some of them will be like, I'll be your opinion.
SPEAKER_11That's not a conspiracy theory.
SPEAKER_05No, but then yesterday, yesterday, I get to the gym. I I get to the gym. And first off, I never work out in the morning. Because I'm never off. I'm never off to be able to work out in the morning.
SPEAKER_00Guys.
SPEAKER_05I'm there. I walk up, and one of the personal trainers who's there looks at me, has the biggest smile on her face and goes, Happy birthday. Oh.
SPEAKER_00And I'm like, Okay, but they have that information. They're trying to be a nice.
SPEAKER_05But okay, but how would she have known that though?
SPEAKER_00She wouldn't have known the thing. She would have had to liberately go and they check you in. It says David Bleep, and then your birthday is. I have a swiper.
SPEAKER_03She was nowhere near the thing when I swiped in.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_05I'm sorry. It's weird.
SPEAKER_08It's weird. It's like Listen, listen.
SPEAKER_11People call me by my name gonna know my birthday?
SPEAKER_00How?
SPEAKER_11Listen, listen.
SPEAKER_00They have like alerts, like it's gonna be your birthday. You know how you get texts from Bastion Robbins and Duncan Nona saying it's your birthday, it's not a conspiracy. They have that.
SPEAKER_04No way they're gonna know that. No way my gym is gonna know my birthday.
SPEAKER_00I can't explain it any more than I'm trying to right now. Life! Missing the life!
SPEAKER_12Oh man. I love that. We're gonna stop putting it
The Semi Truck Confession
SPEAKER_12up. Okay, uh, my first confession. So I got, I think you all already know this, I got into an accident with a semi truck a couple of years ago. My confession is that it was completely my fault. And I think I might have accidentally done a hit and run.
SPEAKER_09No, Morgan. I was in the car in the passenger seat, and it was definitely a hit and run. Probably for sure hit and run. But they hit her and she ran. But it was her fault.
SPEAKER_00Wait, my whole life is a lie. You told me this story and you didn't tell me that. I'm confessing.
unknownI'm confessing.
SPEAKER_06That's part of the trend, Kennedy.
SPEAKER_12Oh, it's on scene. I know. I think about it all the time. I'm like, dang, first of all, survivor's guilt. Survivor's guilt.
SPEAKER_06Survivor's guilt. I know.
SPEAKER_12I think that that dude probably got fired. He drove track the trailer delivering stuff. And I'm like, yeah, for sure.
SPEAKER_05Like he got fired. You lost that man a job.
SPEAKER_12Well, but what happened is that. He's probably sustaining a family. And we were headed to this one exit. And so there's two lanes that split off to the left, and then there's a lane on the far right that goes off to the right. That's just an exit.
SPEAKER_08They were going straight over to my exit. Speak your truth, Christie. Maybe we shouldn't.
SPEAKER_06Maybe we shouldn't. And that ruined the story if I don't have that.
SPEAKER_02You're right.
SPEAKER_05I don't think we should let Morgan on the road anymore, guys.
SPEAKER_12He changes the room. In the road with one exit, the other was just going the other direction.
SPEAKER_07Anyway. I see.
SPEAKER_12So we were, I was trying to get all the way over to the right lane. He was in the right lane, getting into the middle lane. Crossed at the wrong time, both sides, and he clipped the back of us, and like he kept going because like there was literally like a guardrail right between. There's no way he would have like stopped. And we spun out into the exit. And so then we're sitting there, and I'm like, oh crap, you know, we just got in an accident. Call my dad, and he's like, You just you gotta get off the exit. You can't sit out there. It's dangerous for you guys to sit out there in a stopped car. Like, just like pull up the road. He's like, Where are you? And I was like, no, like dad, like it's the middle of nowhere. I can't just like pull up the road. Like, it's still gonna be in the way. Like, we're still in the middle of nowhere. He's like, Well, did he leave? That SOB.
SPEAKER_09We were quite literally going 65 miles an hour. He could not stop. He could not stop.
SPEAKER_12Like, there was actually no way. And that wasn't my civic. We spun all the way. Right. And it didn't work. And that's a fallacy perpetuated by the movies. Wait, does he know now? Did she not know now that it was your fault? I don't know.
SPEAKER_00He won't when he listens.
SPEAKER_11Sorry. No. We're gonna play. We listen and we don't judge. Even though we are judging.
SPEAKER_12Okay, we listen and we don't judge.
We Listen And Do Not Judge
SPEAKER_12I feel like my tendency is I can be a bully. We listen and we don't judge. When I like somebody, I can borderline bully them. Very great.
SPEAKER_05See, I know a lot of guys that would love Well, market.
SPEAKER_06Not with UT, not with Utary.
SPEAKER_08Market. My bad. Like that. You hit the scissors.
SPEAKER_12You're like, where's the where's the rope that wouldn't hit the 619 onto the?
SPEAKER_02Okay, okay, okay.
SPEAKER_06She hits like the Undertaker, like I'm not.
SPEAKER_11That's how you know she's into you. Okay.
SPEAKER_06She walks into the room that Batista like entrance like everything.
SPEAKER_11Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_09I'm never gonna let us down.
SPEAKER_04Take you to Super. We're not judging.
SPEAKER_09We're listening. We're not judging. We're not judging and we don't know.
SPEAKER_04We're not judging. Carrie looks like she's about to cry.
SPEAKER_02Oh no, I'm just gonna judge.
SPEAKER_10Getting hot and sweaty. MG, we listen and we don't judge. We listen and we don't judge. I once dated two different guys with the exact same name back to back.
SPEAKER_05And then we don't judge. For me, I don't know. In one of my one of my relationships, I wasn't the greatest at making plans because I low-key like to just stay at home. I'm kind of a homebody. So that's on me. I didn't make a lot of plans to go out a lot. I just like staying at home and stuff.
SPEAKER_12Literally, we don't judge. We listen and we don't judge. I am physically unable to flirt with somebody unless I think they're there's no chance.
SPEAKER_01Like that's so real though.
SPEAKER_12Like if I'm like, if there's a genuine, like, oh, maybe there is, you know, a connection, something like that, nothing. That's so real game. That's so real game. I feel that. I don't know how I've been told that I'm like a naturally friendly person, but when it comes to flirting, I'm like, like with somebody you're actually interested in.
SPEAKER_00If I bully you, I love you. That'd be like her make fun of you. Just ask me flirting.
SPEAKER_05When there's zero chance, it's the easiest thing in the world. Yeah. But then, like, as soon as you're like, oh, this person actually. Uh-oh.
SPEAKER_12Uh like a customer will come in and be like, this man is fine. I get, you know. Like uh, what's your favorite door handle?
SPEAKER_09Okay, for the people listening at home.
unknownOh.
SPEAKER_09So let Gracie let Gracie speak. Let's circle back. Let's circle back.
SPEAKER_05No, no, let's let Gracie explain. Let Gracie explain.
SPEAKER_09So. Well, we listened to Judge. This is Morgan's be Let's We Don't Judge. Her real one. So what app was it? I don't know. It was one of the dating apps. And there was a person on
Dating App Chaos Door Handle Line
SPEAKER_09there. My type. Like literally her type to a T. Like she texted me and was like, Gracie, like, everything is checking out. Like, da da da da. And I was like, okay, did you match? And apparently then he matched with her too. And so like, sign like a match in heaven, right?
SPEAKER_12We thought he hadn't sent a message. And he had not sent a message. I had no problem starting the conversation. I'll full it.
SPEAKER_09And so what she does is she sends hi with like the colon and a smiley face.
SPEAKER_12Like can I give a contact? Very neutral, very neutral.
SPEAKER_09Yes, very just like in the not her own emoji, but like a And then I panicked. And then she panics and says, Hey, what's your favorite door handle? And then literally, like radio silence. Radio. No. Wait for about a few, I think it was six hours, if not longer.
SPEAKER_05Six hours? Yes.
SPEAKER_09I can't remember. Yes. Alright, yeah. Oh yeah. Gracie's just outing her. And then she texted me and was like, Gracie, I need to hang out because we need to fix this now. And so he answers, he answers, and he says, probably like LOL, that's a tough one. Ha ha ha ha. Something like that, right? Yeah. And then she goes, and then she goes, sorry, gotta get the heavy hitters out of the way. And then it was radio silence.
SPEAKER_12I didn't even have contacts. I didn't give contacts. Okay, my thing was like after the hinge date, I was just like, okay, I I think anybody who started doing like using a dating app can relate to this where it's like sometimes you forget that these are real human beings that you're talking to. I don't know. Some days I was on it and I was like, these are Sims. I'm just gonna do like a bit based off of their profile of like bang. Like, I don't know, like I don't know. I can't think of anything. But like just stupid stuff. That's what I was used to. So I never like after the one date, I was like, nah, no.
SPEAKER_11Nah.
SPEAKER_12And so when this dude comes up, I was like, oh shoot, I gotta, I, you know, I was like, hey, I was like, no, that was stupid. Morgan Mark Chaper say hi to somebody. Like, I mean we're door handle. You need to say hey, you had to be funny. I was like, what's a funny intro line I've heard recently as a bit? And I somebody was like in a group chat and was trying to get like the name situated, where like send your name and your favorite door handle. And I was like, that was funny when it happened in the group chat. I was funny to must translate to hinge or whatever.
SPEAKER_00We listen and we don't judge.
SPEAKER_09So we listen, we don't judge. We listen um my now, boyfriend, we're chill now. I ghosted him about two years ago.
SPEAKER_05We listen and we don't judge. I would have never done that to him.
SPEAKER_00I did, I did. Alright, we listen,
Crushing On Brothers And Nostalgia
SPEAKER_00we don't judge. I once had a crush on brothers at the same time. We listened to everything.
SPEAKER_05Is this the summer I turned pretty? The wild believe?
SPEAKER_00The Jonas brothers? That's acceptable. And uh the guy I talked about that was 17, he was one of them. Was the other brother younger or older? Yeah, he was my age.
SPEAKER_06So you went for the hopes.
SPEAKER_02That was the one that initially. You went for the one that was grooming you?
SPEAKER_10Mary Grace loves Mo Bama. I do like that song.
SPEAKER_05You're not as innocent as you make yourself out to be, Mary Grace.
SPEAKER_08A criminal and a criminal misdemeanor, and she knows Mo Bama.
SPEAKER_12Mary Grace's top three things ever. Horses.
SPEAKER_02Could you imagine Mary Grace riding in the stables? Like, wait, I just need to play my song, guys.
SPEAKER_12JPL speaker on the back of the horse.
SPEAKER_06The horse's bass food seems like a freaking Honda. It's like a Honda with like the bass is in it. It's a horse.
SPEAKER_12Imagine you're on a peaceful trail ride.
SPEAKER_08She's so dumb.
SPEAKER_10I just I don't know. I think it was just the time that it came out. It was a different time. And it just reminds me of that different time. Not that it's a great song. I think it's just I think it's just it's a weird outfit you described.
SPEAKER_12Leggings with a big boot on a candy scarf.
SPEAKER_06While riding a horse.
SPEAKER_10It just doesn't match. Oh my god, I say I'm a complex person.
Medieval Zoo Animals Wine And Nails
SPEAKER_00The most interesting part, it used to be a zoo. Whoa. Okay. No, this is the crazy part. This is what I really fixate on. It's not a place where you can really have a zoo. It it's kind of a box shape, and there's like a field in the middle. But Europeans were really obsessed with animals, right? And I'm talking like this is like the 12th century. Like they had never seen this type of thing before. So they would like other kings would give gifts of their exotic animals to Europeans. They did not understand how to take care of them. So the stories are insane. So they had brought like an ostrich one time. They thought that ostriches ate an iron. So they would feed it like nails and stuff. And I'm like, how? What? What is going on right now? We said nails at the same time. And I had like that's insane because that's not like food. They they had brought like an elephant over and they would thought it was a carnivore and they would let it drink wine. They thought that's what it consumed. And I'm like, what kind of idiots? Like it just makes me it like I just can't. There's just so many. And so again, not really a zoo as far as like it can be caged. People would cut like pay to visit. That's why they lost.
SPEAKER_02And that's why they lost. That's why they lost.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I see a giant bird, and I'm like, yeah, that one thing wants to eat some nails.
SPEAKER_00Nails.
SPEAKER_08It just long neck.
SPEAKER_00Blows my mind. An uncaged monkey like killed a little boy gamer.
SPEAKER_08Don't talk about Harambe like that.
SPEAKER_00It happened there first. No, I'm trying to think of else. Like a lion. A lion like ripped off a girl's arm. I'm like, who's going to this like a room filled with like literally wild animals is just like trying to pet them and stuff crazy? And then give them wine and nails and like all this stuff. Because they're like, we don't know what we're doing. Like maybe think a little. I don't know.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I kind of agree with Tyree's comments. This is why they lost.
SPEAKER_00Not very smart. Usually that bird. What if we put nails?
SPEAKER_06I do declare that this uh this giant It seems like he lacks iron.
SPEAKER_02I do declare that this giant mammal with a giant mammal wants to drink a bowl of wine.
SPEAKER_12That animal with a trunk. No. He looked like he did cabinet.
SPEAKER_02Glossary! You sound very cool. How is that a glossary? I don't know. It's just the vocabulary on this girl.
SPEAKER_09This is a private school education gets out!
SPEAKER_06Do not glaze education.
SPEAKER_09I am not glazing. Morgan is the funniest person, maybe in the world. Yeah. No glaze at all. And I will put money on it. Dry donut. No. I didn't get it. No glaze.
Hamsters Are The Worst Pet
SPEAKER_09My family had two hamsters as well. Oreo Milky Way. Recipe. We got out in my brother's cage in his room. And then one somehow it found its way outside. And we were playing like football in like our backfield. Our backyard's huge. Our backfield. And they just like he just picks it up, like one of our neighbors, and was like, hey, I think this is Oreo. And it was Oreo or Hamster. Randomly found. Then we have on the next one. Then it was like one like Sunday morning, like my brothers were getting ready body like three weeks after we lost the hamsters. And then he pulled out like a pair of khaki pants from like his drawer, actually shredded. And all of a sudden he picks it up and you're no Orient, which one of them? Plop on the floor. It's like the dead body mouse. When I was like six.
SPEAKER_12I was like, we also had two hamsters. Hamsters are not good pets to have when you're kids. No, because they die horrific deaths. And you want to be like so rough with them?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, like shaking them.
SPEAKER_08They can't handle it.
SPEAKER_12Like we had we had one that was named Snowflake. And it was my dad. Like we had it like set up in its cage in like the center part of the house, so it echoed up the stairs all night and it was always on its freaking wheel. And my dad was at his wit's head. And so he's like, that's it. The hamster's going outside. And so he put the cage for the hamster into the garage in the middle of winter, mind you.
SPEAKER_01Oh dead.
SPEAKER_12No. It's actually with us right now.
SPEAKER_06You take it out of your back pocket.
SPEAKER_12You're like, come on in. We go downstairs the next morning. We go into the garage. Snowflake, frozen solid.
SPEAKER_08Dead seat of nice.
SPEAKER_12And then the second hand solid.
SPEAKER_08We got the other one after that.
SPEAKER_12And so Ryan, this is the worst. This is worse. So we were there's one. No, Snowflake frozen. This is so bad. I cannot remember the name of this one. This is how bad this is.
SPEAKER_04You had to block it out of your mind.
SPEAKER_12There was one morning. The name is, you know, one morning, so like my mom was in charge of children's church at one of the churches we went to growing up. And so she like some lady was teaching and asked for an illustration. So Ryan brought in the hamster.
SPEAKER_06Oh no.
SPEAKER_12And so the hamster had not been around a lot of people at once and had a heart attack. It bit Ryan on the hand, and then Ryan dropped it. It was like acting weird the rest of the day. And so like we get it back in the car, and then my dad's like, you know where we're gonna go. And you could put a dolphin over there. We're gonna go to which is like this, like, I don't know how to describe it. Sorry. I don't know how to describe it, but it's like uh cafeteria barbecue was like the aura of Frankenstein. And so we're like we like we have to drop the hands drive at home first. Like it's and this is the summer. And so he's like, no, it's fine. They're built they're built to live in intense weather. And I was like, they're built to live. Okay. Did you kill our last one? Freezing. I don't know. We left him in the car with the window cracked, and so we get back to the car and then he's he's like Struggling to breathe. And so we get back home.
SPEAKER_02Right, you can break again.
SPEAKER_12Ryan takes the hamster out. It's still like suffocating. Takes it out and puts it on our carpet. This is a vivich out of everyone.
SPEAKER_02Puts it on the carpet and tries to resuscitate the hamster.
SPEAKER_12It's on the middle of our spiral rug in like the dining room. It's doing chest compression. This is a fingers on a hamster.
SPEAKER_02It's like Sam.
SPEAKER_12Can I get two breaths? Give me the straw, the bendy straw. Oh, and he didn't make it. No.
SPEAKER_06Really? It's almost like she spoiled at the beginning.
SPEAKER_03Why?
SPEAKER_11I think parents just gave us hamsters to shut us up.
SPEAKER_05I never once had a hamster.
SPEAKER_12Neither did I. Guys can get hamsters now.
Fresh Sheets And Leg Shaving Bet
SPEAKER_12Now that you guys are old enough. Number one pick for me. When you get into bed after a shower and then you just change the sheets too. And you do a little feet kick thing, you're like, and you shave your legs.
SPEAKER_02Yes. Brush shaved legs. Oh my god. I'm gonna slip right.
SPEAKER_12I was with you today. That one reel, it's like I get in bed, I shoot at the back end of it. I was David, stop speaking, you can't relate.
SPEAKER_05I was gonna say I couldn't I was relating until the shaved leg part.
SPEAKER_12This week's reel, David's gonna shave his legs on the Instagram. What?
SPEAKER_11Live? Instagram live? Yes. No, two names.
SPEAKER_06No!
SPEAKER_11No! I saw one where this guy gets light air waves.
SPEAKER_05If we like, if we get like a lot of likes on the next box, how about that?
SPEAKER_12Let's post a poll and then have people vote like if we get a certain number of likes on the post or whatever. Yeah, okay. Fine, fine. Yeah, I'll do that. Realistic.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I know. I'm trying to think.
SPEAKER_12Five. That would be hard, actually, apparently.
SPEAKER_05300.
SPEAKER_12300 likes. Okay.
SPEAKER_10Okay. Well, we'll make it happen.
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_05If we if our short if a single one of our posts, it doesn't even have to be the newest one. If any of our posts gets 300 likes.
SPEAKER_09That could actually be a cheaper. Shaving to the knee?
SPEAKER_12Uh oh no. Like up for thought. Up for thought. No, actually, we said we're shaving to your knee. You can stop in the knee. Actually, it's us teaching David how to shave his legs. You do the shaving. We can shrub verbally. That's gonna be David. When we asked you to wear the knee, that's what we meant.
SPEAKER_02He's like, no, you can go higher.
SPEAKER_03No. No, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_02He said, just you can go up. We can go up. You see your wrist go up. I won't.
SPEAKER_08You do what you want your own time, but David, you David, you can go up. Online? Do you need water?
SPEAKER_12On live? We can shave the mean. We can wax up. Wait, how many likes for us to wax your legs?
SPEAKER_05Oh.
SPEAKER_12Wait! Shave one wax one.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Wax.
SPEAKER_05You know what? I'll keep it the same. You guys decide on what you want to do if we hit 300 likes.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Okay.
SPEAKER_05It's women's month. It's women's month.
SPEAKER_09Yeah. I'll let you guys decide. Are you saying women have to shave their legs? No. What?
SPEAKER_05Girl hasn't shaved her legs? Come here, Bigfoot. Come on now.
SPEAKER_08No, we're gonna beep in because we're horrible.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, just cut that. Just cut that.
SPEAKER_12Guys!
Server Rants And Payment Nightmares
SPEAKER_12There's one specific, and this has no like this might be like the opening scene to kind of set up the movie. Because this one doesn't have a lot of like emotional value. But I remember there's times when I used to vlog too. I remember the specific time. I think I was in high school, so I was grown I was old enough to for this to be immediate like so embarrassing. But I was vlogging, and there's actually footage of it, but I'm never never gonna show anybody. Um I was vlogging with me and my friend, and we literally fell down this mountain. We were on the side, we literally fell down this mountain, maybe like two stories down this mountain.
SPEAKER_02And my phone.
SPEAKER_12My phone got all the angles of it. Like literally, like my phone is like in the air, and you just see us rolling.
SPEAKER_01You cannot tell us this and then refuse to show us.
SPEAKER_12But that would be like the opening like sequence of my movie. The opening scene down the mountain. Like, hi, I'm Thai. And this is my life.
SPEAKER_02And the song in the background is I keep letting you back movie. Ugh, yeah.
SPEAKER_12When I was a server, I loved it. I love being a server, but then you just get those difficult people, and it's like, what? Is this your first day on earth? No, literally. Like when people would come in, first of all, menus, they're a thing.
SPEAKER_11Don't be like, hey, what's in here?
SPEAKER_12How about you look?
SPEAKER_11How about you read it?
SPEAKER_12Read it. It's on the cup. If you are illiterate, don't come to restaurants. If you're illiterate, don't come out. Don't come out. Bring somebody out. Because guess what? I didn't memorize those specials.
SPEAKER_11Hey. The thing is, if you don't ask me that, I'll happily give them to you. But it's like when you come sit down and you're like, what's in this?
SPEAKER_12All right.
SPEAKER_11Before I've even told you my name.
SPEAKER_12No. What happened to Hi? How are you? What happened to Hi? How are you? Can I get you a coat? In the way, like every I can guarantee there's multiple people every day where it's like, and I know it happens because you like I'm the person that prepares myself when I go into a social interaction, like at a store. What was that? And uh social.
SPEAKER_03That was a word.
SPEAKER_02I heard it. Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_12But like in my head, I'm like, okay, this is my order. And so like I'll be like, welcome, somebody be like, hey, how are you doing today? A large isolate, like not another word, deadpan face. And I'm like, okay. Even though I do that, I'm like, you, sir, are a 45-year-old man. No. Have some common decency. Say hello, how are you? I will literally nod in agreement. I don't know. Towards the end of my time as a server, I will literally not acknowledge you. I will blank stare. So how are you today?
SPEAKER_11Yes. We're not there yet, okay? Tell me your name, tell me how you are, and then we'll get there.
SPEAKER_12And then we're gonna get to your order. We'll get to your order soon. And nobody's doing a half sweet half unsweet. No, and my favorite, sorry, I'll get off myself. My favorite look, I'm on it with you. I'm not somebody who makes judgments about people based off of who like what they seem to be, right? Their age, like their gender, anything like that. Oh, I am.
SPEAKER_11But go on.
SPEAKER_12Oh no, but this is the way I am is that if a man that is like visibly over 50 enters my coffee shop, I simply put dread when he says he's paying with card. Because, you know, he'll pull out some some bills, hand that over. That's fine, brother. That's fine. My biggest pet peeve is when you're standing there and the screen is like is like tap or insert card now, and they're like, what do I do? It says to tap the card. So tap the card.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god.
SPEAKER_12Tap it. Hey, but let me get your hand down. It's telling me I need to sign. Where do I sign? I was like, I think it's on the line where it tells you to sign. I think you sign on the line. I'm like, how did you get here today, man? What did you do when the light turned green? No? Like, what did you go? What do I do? No, don't you get it? That sign says stop, but I went through it and I got hit. I don't know what happened. What do I do here? What did you do here? No, no, the people at sit-down restaurants, the people you're talking about, I fear people come and try to play with a chime card.
SPEAKER_02That chime is not going through.
SPEAKER_12Never once in my life have I seen a chime card not decline.
SPEAKER_02No, never once. No.
SPEAKER_12At this point, I see the card. I'm asking if there's money on it. Do you have another form of payment? Ma'am, I haven't tried it yet. I've seen all I need to see.
SPEAKER_02You got MasterCard? No, no, no. Listen. You got that coupon?
SPEAKER_11At this point, I'll pay cash half instead of this.
SPEAKER_12Look, bring me your Chuck E. Cheese tokens. That'll pay for more than that chime card. De blooms. De blooms. Do you have a silver dollar in there per chance?
SPEAKER_02Per chance.
SPEAKER_12Listen, I'll take your first board child before I swipe this chime card.
SPEAKER_02Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_12Hey, if you smile and say hi, how are you? You can get it for free. Listen. If you listen to my whole speech first, listen, you're good. Where's your menu? Well, as I was saying, as I was saying, yeah. People come with that chime card or the Cash App card. Yeah. I'm gonna need another form of payment, brother. They come in with an AirPod in their ear and their card declines, and I'm like, no. It's in those instances, I'm judging based on your appearance. Like I'm gonna I'm like, I don't know if you heard that, but the it went eh. You need to pop that airpod out, bud. Before you try to hand me some payment options, let me just tell you right now that's not going through. Well, like don't don't pay with cash tar.
SPEAKER_06Continue, continue. I thought you were done.
SPEAKER_12It's when I have the register open and they've paid with cash, and then it'll be like, and it's always women that do this, mind you. Men never do this, they don't change their mind in this way, apparently. I'll always have like the thing out, and they're like, oh, I have 40 cents after they've already put the thing. Ma'am, I forgot the bill you gave me, and I forgot your total. Do not throw change at me so you don't have any change left. I'm just like 40 cents 40 cents. It looks like you still have 40 cents. And then you still have the 40 cents. Take it. People would try to ma'am, it is 7 a.m. I'm not doing mental math. I'm not doing mental math. You just give me 89 cents in your hand.
SPEAKER_11People would try to leave like 10, like some dollar bills and then some change as a tip. You can keep that 10 cents. Keep that change. Keep it, put it in the same place where your chime card is.
SPEAKER_12I don't want to.
unknownOh my gosh.
SPEAKER_12Take your chime card to the ATM. Go ahead and deposit it. And then when you work into the bank, they came in and they were like, yeah, I don't know why this isn't working. You're like, well, what card do you think people are trying to do? People would try to do that. And like Chime is not a federally backed institution. That's a thing. So it's like your money is not. You're trying to play, you're trying to pay on your federal loan with Chime Cork. That's not happening today.
SPEAKER_11That's not happening today. Your federal over the church. Listen, this is affecting your credit score. You're gonna hand me a chime card. Think about your future, okay?
SPEAKER_08Oh my goodness.
SPEAKER_12You're trying to get your license, your passport, you gotta pay for it. It's a federal government document. Oh sorry, try card. No, you're paying your court fees.
SPEAKER_05Somebody oh my gosh. I had somebody try to put a down payment on a car.
SPEAKER_11I know that's not. I know it didn't go through. I did not. First of all, what kind of fee what kind of fee were they paying? Down payment? More than a thousand dollars?
SPEAKER_06It was like two.
SPEAKER_11It was like two thousand dollars. I can tell you right now. Oh my god. I don't think time cars are physically able to hold more than fifty dollars.
SPEAKER_12You're not, you see the way they bend in that insert section?
SPEAKER_02You have a fifty dollar maximum.
SPEAKER_12Instead of the pin coming up, you have to play like Pac-Man or something. You're not playing Pong at the checkout to win my payment.
SPEAKER_06Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_11I didn't
Strange Addiction Girly Products Debate
SPEAKER_11have to move on. That was like a four-minute rank.
SPEAKER_05For my strange I guess one strange addiction, I don't think it's some I could live without it. You guys are probably gonna get so mad. I I just know. I like using my sister's girly products and then denying it. I think it's the funniest thing ever.
SPEAKER_08What, like tampons? David? No, no, I can't no!
SPEAKER_04Oh my god, oh my god, no, no, oh my god. They're shampoos! They're shampoos and body wash! The shampoos and body wash, I swear! Oh my god!
SPEAKER_10David is shaking. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04David, you're giving caress?
SPEAKER_02Are you kidding me?
SPEAKER_06Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god. Oh my god. Shut up! It's for nosebleeds!
SPEAKER_06Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02It's for nosebleeds, I swear.
SPEAKER_06Oh my god. You know, I I know what that is.
SPEAKER_02Okay, no. Oh my god, no.
SPEAKER_05I I can't. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00So what kind of shampoo and conditioner, though? So wait, wait, you use it because you like it or you just like the rage bait of it?
SPEAKER_01A little both. Okay.
SPEAKER_12David! I can't believe you said that. You would be my absolute awful if you were my brother. Yeah, I hope you know it would be on site. Never mind.
SPEAKER_02Listen. I can't recover from this. Where I said we're not cutting. There was a period. Great!
SPEAKER_08It's saying it. It's actually the clip for this episode. It has to be.
SPEAKER_05No, part of it is for the rage bait. It's for the love of the game. But like sometimes I I remember it was last Christmas. She had like some peppermint body wash, and I was like, hmm, that's like uh that's a strange addiction of mine, is I like using my sister's shampoo and body wash.
SPEAKER_12First of all, Larry the Cucumber, but specifically Boys in the Sink.
SPEAKER_11Oh, I literally have that.
SPEAKER_05That looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
SPEAKER_02It's in the sink. Boys in the sink like a cucumber. Shut up. It's a beanie.
SPEAKER_01That's a do-rag. That's a do-rag.
SPEAKER_08That is not a do-rag. No, it's not. No, it's not.
SPEAKER_11It's not. It's a do-rag.
SPEAKER_08It's not! It's not. What the? Are you gonna tell me what a do-rag is?
SPEAKER_00On a cucumber. It's a cartoon.
unknownOn a cucumber.
SPEAKER_00I most certainly will. It's a it's a baby. I've watched Vinny Tales religiously. Okay, and he died.
SPEAKER_02Yes, he has. He has an eerie.
SPEAKER_12Continue, continue. I'm sorry. Okay, this next one, I was for sure. I thought that Tyree, when she brought up a Spongebob character, was gonna bring this one up. Bubble Buddy. What?
unknownWhat?
SPEAKER_06He's a bubble! What's that?
SPEAKER_08He has floor off, jail! This is a hear me out!
SPEAKER_06Maybe I'm too vanilla for this.
SPEAKER_02Freaking Bob.
SPEAKER_12That is so funny. But you know his vibe in the episode. Yes. Listen. Oh, maybe that's why.
SPEAKER_00I've never seen it.
SPEAKER_12Okay, this one episode. Grace we got to. Steve Martin.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Disgusting!
SPEAKER_12Specifically from which movie? Okay, the picture I actually. Pink Panther! No! No! No, cheaper by the dozen. No, this picture is him in Father of the Bride.
SPEAKER_00I think it's valid.
SPEAKER_12I think it's valid. What's his Obesti's name? Martin Shorty? Yeah. You like Martin Short. His Obesti name. What? Great
Irrational Fears And The Feet Story
SPEAKER_12choice. What was your most irrational fear as a kid?
SPEAKER_00So I don't know. Okay, I have some weird ones. Okay. First, well, this is my I'll start with my second greatest irrational fear, even as a kid, was getting lockjaw. I'm afraid this one. I've very added it. I don't know if you guys remember the one time we were going uh to play pickleball, and I was like, I just had to get tetanus shot, and you guys were like, what? I got cut by metal at a gas station. I'm just very afraid of getting lockjaw. I remember you talking about that. Yeah, not so good. She had shaved. I had her shiv. It was just like a paper metal like sticking up. You know how like there's like the concrete where the gas pumps are, and then there's like metal rim. It was like sticking up and it was like rusty, horrible. I was wearing Burkett socks and it cut my toe. And I was like, I'm fine, but it was bleeding a lot on my drive to I was going from my dad's work to the learning center. This is when I was like part-time at both places. And I was like, not so good. So I went there. I'm sure I didn't have tennis tetanus, it's fine. But I do just hate to get tetanus and get lock jaw, and there's really not that much they can do for tetanus.
SPEAKER_02And wait, so what causes lock jaw? Is it specifically tetanus?
SPEAKER_00Well, I think there are other ways you can maybe get it. I'm not 100% sure. I try not to think about it too much because I don't want it to happen. It's happened to me. So have you had what's the what's the fascination on lock jaw? You could just your jaw could get locked, and I don't know.
SPEAKER_05That is scary. I have that's a video.
SPEAKER_08Scary. It's stressful. Do you know somebody that did that? No, I didn't.
SPEAKER_12I think I saw a video maybe. Everyone hold your mouth still in the same position for 30 seconds.
SPEAKER_02I would just I would then like ventilate and like joke and show. I just can't, I can't have it.
SPEAKER_00But my number one greatest fear, which is maybe a bit more bit, I don't know, is losing my left arm. I think about it. Yes. That's a fear? I used to want that. I'm left-handed, yes. I don't know why.
SPEAKER_06You want it? Soul surfer.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09Oh my gosh, I used to pretend Hamilton. I was like, Oh my gosh, yes. I want attention back.
SPEAKER_00I just know, bro, that's crazy. I just know the the depression would eat me alive if I just lost the left or less.
SPEAKER_02You're not even left on the deck.
SPEAKER_00Just think about it, you'd be like the lizard. You're left hands. Oh. And you can be paralytics. Oh, I can't, guys. I can't function without my left-hand javelin shot. She would be a constantly. Are you to the right? Yeah, she lost her left hand.
SPEAKER_05Oh, okay, that makes more sense.
SPEAKER_00For some reason, I think this is scientifically proven. I don't know I'm gonna say it anyway. Girls, calm down. I nothing. Okay, sorry. Like left-handed people, like my right hand can't do nothing. For anything. It can't. It's worthless. It doesn't do anything for me. It's okay. She's right there. If she's right there. But like, I feel like right-handed people, they can use both their hands a bit more than left people, left-handed people can. Usually, I'm pretty sure I saw a study on that. Don't uh someone fact-check me. But anyway, that is the case for me. And if I lost my left hand, you might as well just kill me because that is the end. So that's my number one case.
SPEAKER_05Do you think that you'd be better at trying to like use your toes than learn how to use your right hand? Is that like we're Bethany does it.
SPEAKER_09Bethany doesn't. Hey, we don't talk about my feet, guys.
SPEAKER_00They have been through it. They're damaged. What?
SPEAKER_09First attest thing. My next question: what's up with your feet?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Bethany them knows.
SPEAKER_12I actually don't think I've ever seen you do it, Diddy.
SPEAKER_02Oh, that's so Hank. That's the post for this week.
SPEAKER_00We're going live. Yo, I'll tell I'll Justice talking feet finder account. I'll tell the story of it. They're kind of like my big toe's like bent in, and then there's like a huge gap. It's because. Let me paint you the picture of it. Oh. It's about Just show me the picture. No, no, no. I gotta tell you the story and I'm I need a picture of a fee. I was a picture. Of not what how they look, how it happened to me. Okay, my feet were not always like this. This is a big story. Can we just calm down? Great. You know what I'm talking about.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_00My dad asked me, can you go get a tape measure from the garage? I say yes. I go down to the garage. Bring it back.
SPEAKER_03Come on.
SPEAKER_00Lock in. Okay, I go down to the garage. I can't find the tape measure. I'm looking everywhere. I open this cabinet that I never open. It's full of our like Christmas, like nice glass stuff. It's so heavy. I open the door. This is Brian's fault. My father. I open the cabinet and it just starts falling. The whole cabinet? The whole cabinet. And this is like a heavy-duty cabinet off the wall and comes down and I back up and it crashes down to the ground. And I'm like, I'm fine. I'm fine. Mind you, I have a very high pain tolerance, but like literally I felt fine. Go up. Your foot chopped off. My mom's like, like, why are you bleeding? My this foot is like gashed and it does not look so gross. This foot is fine. Something else happened to it. That's later story. Now we're we're on the topic. Might as well. We're gonna start with this one. Let her finish. It was horrible, and I was like, I had a soccer game with one of my great friends, and I was like, I have to. Before she moves to Thailand, I have to do the soccer game. She's like, you can't even foot fit your foot into this cleat, like you're not going. I was like, please let me go. So yeah, I can show pictures later. It was horrible. No, no. We did not go to the doctor. So we did not go to the doctor until the day after because I was like, really, I don't think it's broken. But then throughout the night, like I asked for more pain meds, but my mom's like, it's like I can't give you any more. And so I was just like taking a shower like every hour to like like because like warmth was like helping it. I don't know. It was not so good. So then they took me in the morning and I did not break it. It's called a bone bruise. I think the doctor just told me this to make me feel better because again, one of my worst fears is not actually being hurt and then going to the doctor and finding out that I'm not actually hurt. And he was like, they hurt way more than a break, they just are easier to heal. It's like inside your bones, so like the pain's worse. I don't think I believe that. But anyway, so I had to like have a boot and crutches for a little bit. And it was Vale's like first birthday, so unfortunate. But anyway, my toe's been messed up ever since. And I'll show you guys the pictures of the side by side, it's not good. And then my other toe, that's just embarrassing.
SPEAKER_12You have reference picks for your feet? Well, it was okay. Why are you gonna give me a joke like that? I'm joking. It was a bit joking. Gracie don't say what you're gonna say. Can I continue?
SPEAKER_00Anyway, then maybe like a year later, I just try and like hop over this like beanbag we have in our house, and I missed, and I like trip, and it like tangles my foot, and then I land down on the ground and like pin my knee, and I was like, oh my gosh. Like, yeah. Anyway, my my toes have always been janky since then, and it's fine, but no.
Zombie Apocalypse Home Depot Plan
SPEAKER_10What something that you would absolutely survive a zombie apocalypse doing? If you were doing this one thing, what it would guarantee that you would survive a zombie apocalypse.
SPEAKER_05Oh my strut. No, I'm thought of the way. I have a thought of the way. Honestly, uh it depends if I had the time to go round up my friends, or if I didn't, I'd obviously go round up.
SPEAKER_12Are we part of the friends that you would round up?
SPEAKER_05Possibly. You guys live pretty far from me.
SPEAKER_12Possibly.
SPEAKER_05You guys live pretty far.
SPEAKER_08Just call us up and say, hey, meet us at this place.
SPEAKER_06Hey guys, are you zombies? Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_12The zombies are bogging.
SPEAKER_05Uh you go to the closest home depot. Or maybe not the closest, one that's in like a good distance, but also not close to too much human life, and barricade myself in there. They've got food, they've got plenty of hot Cheetos? Yes. They got vending machines in the back as well. Those are non-penetrable. They got a lot, they got the good stuff in the vending machines in the employee.
SPEAKER_12Like, you can get nuked and those hot Cheetos are still there.
SPEAKER_05Look, if they had hot Cheetos, and you know those lollipops that are always there at the checkout? Those things have been there for years. Probably still good.
SPEAKER_12Chernobyl happened, and that was the birth of the hot Cheeto Funions.
SPEAKER_11Oh my god. Hot Cheeto Funions were a byproduct of Chernobyl. They were sitting in the atmosphere.
SPEAKER_00That's actually insane.
SPEAKER_10Okay, so that was that was if you didn't have your friends with you. If you had your friends with you, what would you do?
SPEAKER_05Obviously, I still would want to go to somewhere like that so we can get a lot of people.
SPEAKER_12Friends and Home Depot.
SPEAKER_05But if I was by myself, I'm barricading myself in Home Depot. If I'm with my friends, I'm going to Home Depot, getting what I need, and then going out to try to find everybody else.
SPEAKER_08I'm burying myself in Home Depot.
SPEAKER_00You have all the Why not Lowe's? All the materials you need. Aren't you like close to the water? Drive, steal a boat, get away, get off the land. Like, this is a horrible strat.
SPEAKER_05It's also what kind of zombies there are. What level? Are we talking about like walking dead zombies or like Call of Duty zombies?
SPEAKER_12I'd say last of us zombies.
SPEAKER_05Oh. Oh. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_00Say now say, oh, I'm screwed.
SPEAKER_05Oh, I'm in trouble.
SPEAKER_02I am with conviction.
SPEAKER_06Oh man, I'm really in trouble, guys.
SPEAKER_02Oh, the sponge up.
SPEAKER_06I think you were real like that today
Pants Fell Down And Sibling Chaos
SPEAKER_06too.
SPEAKER_12Oh, Tyree, I have to confess. Okay. What? No way you're about to say this. I was not pants, per se, by anybody. God, if anybody, okay. There was one time, and to this day, Ryan will bring it up and laugh as hard as he did the day that it happened. I was like 10 or 12 years old, something in there. I can't remember how old. We were in the grocery store with my mom, and like the two of us were goofing off or whatever. And she's like pushing the cart, and literally out of nowhere, my pants fell down to my ankles. So naturally. So I was pants by gravity.
SPEAKER_01The winds, the winds have changed.
SPEAKER_09No. I just know your crock was out before that, though. I just know you bent over. Yes, Kevin. Your crock was out. I just know it.
SPEAKER_06He's crazy. No.
SPEAKER_02Just somehow it felt like, no, your half half was out in the last half hour.
SPEAKER_11Yeah, where are the reflexes at where you just let the pants? I don't know how to do it.
SPEAKER_02How long did it be?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, was it like instantaneous or did you just like let it happen?
SPEAKER_12No, I was because I'm telling you, it was embarrassing.
SPEAKER_02I thought you were five! No! Why do you think I was five?
SPEAKER_12Why do you think Ryan would bring it up like I was five and my pants fell down at the grocery store?
SPEAKER_02Oh my god. Ten years old? My pants are my ankles crazy. That is the most embarrassing thing. That's the same at the thing. And Ryan, we were just looking at each other for a second, and he was like, No, no.
SPEAKER_00No, we can't. We can't possibly.
SPEAKER_12I'm just trying to figure out like how long were they gradually lowering, or was it just a no, like when I tell you from my memory, it was not a gradual fall in the face.
SPEAKER_01With her pants about to fall down.
SPEAKER_12No, Ryan and I were goofing around. You know how you'd like only step on the certain color tiles in the grocery store? It's like something like that. And then like we were pushing the cart between the two of us, being absolute menaces in this grocery store, mind you. Which, mind you, if I was 10, he was 13, being a little rat. Okay. And he and his bowl cut saw my pants hit the ground and thought, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. And she will never live it down. And I have never since. No. I wonder if that was a memory now. I wonder if that's a memory that he planted in you. No, it was real. You remember? I remember. This is not fabricated. I wonder if he gaslit you for the last 20 seconds. If he gaslit me about that, I would be I would crash out. Like if that was a gaslit memory, I'm done.
SPEAKER_10I'm done.
SPEAKER_12That's insane.
SPEAKER_10My youngest brother has the funniest memory of me. Like, because there was one time he was like listening to his, I don't know, we were trying to watch a show, and he was listening to his tablet or something loud, and I was like, you need to turn that down or go upstairs. And he was like, he kept doing it, and I was like, okay, you need to go to your room. And he and he like was walking up the stairs. It's like, she can't even tell me to do that. Like, she's not even my mom, but he went anyway. And I was like, so yeah, they have a couple stories like that, but there a couple of them were justified. Like, there was one time where they kept fighting over who sat where in the living room, and I was like, okay, this is literally a seating place in the living room. We do not need to be screaming about this. Everyone sit on the floor. It was either actually no seats. Everyone sit on the floor. It got to the point because it was either the recl the recliner or the far left spot on the couch that they would fight over. Why would they fight over that? Oh, that's still real though.
SPEAKER_01Those are like the premium. Those are like the best.
SPEAKER_10And there was one time I was like, you know what? I've had enough, and I literally pushed the recliner out of the room and I stuffed like piled stuff on top of it so that they couldn't push it back. And they're like, oh man.
SPEAKER_12As if they couldn't just undo what they've been doing.
SPEAKER_06What did you put on top of them?
SPEAKER_12And we can't move it. And we can't move that dress. Dang, they put a plastic thing on top. She put a box of files on the file.
SPEAKER_00Did she put the laundry on top? Dang it. I can't touch that.
SPEAKER_10I've had enough. I am moving this out of here. And I'm putting a plastic note. I've had enough.
SPEAKER_12Drag the recliner out one tissue. Oh my gosh. She got us again.
SPEAKER_10Good luck moving that, guys. Try your best. I can't move it.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_10No, let's just sit on the left side of the couch then. So now they're just fighting over the left side of the couch.
SPEAKER_09We're playing Manhunt and I was it. And the person was, it was dark there in our backyard. We had like this little like play set in our backyard and like had steps. And the kid was running, and then he like ran into our play set and like gashed his leg open to where we could see the bone. But I was it and I was also the youngest, mind you. So the only girl and the youngest. And I'd keep up. And I never got this kid out because he was fast. And and I quite frankly, when he was on the ground with his bone, I thought he was faking it. And I was like, gotcha, you're it. He's like, no, I hurt my leg. I said, You're faking it right now. Like, get up, let's go. Get up. And I was also like rubbert on it, like, you're fine. Unless there's like really a broken bone. And I was like, I was like, get up, you're out. And he was actually bone exposed. Bleeding, bone exposed. Bone exposed.
SPEAKER_04Like poking out like bad.
SPEAKER_09So if you're listening, sorry, but but you're out. That was me. But also I won. But also, I got you out. Like I was hurt. You did not make it to base.
SPEAKER_12There's no rules in owl. Yeah. No timeout. So you're kidding me? It's a manhunt for a reason. No rest for a minute. When I play a tag. Tag, you can take a break. Manhunt, you're done. No. Manhunt and free stack? No rules. No timeout. You cannot sit still.
SPEAKER_05Your timeout is being frozen.
SPEAKER_12So going off of that, I'm so sorry, everything's in my mind. It's okay.
Cockroach Panic And Goodbye
SPEAKER_12It's okay. Um what would you tell your high school self now? Guys, something insane's about to happen. And it's a moment of trauma for me. And it's my favorite moment I've ever lived. You're gonna hear a lot of screaming. I want you to know I'm fine. I am okay.
unknownShe's recovering.
SPEAKER_12A cockroach fell off of the ceiling and landed on my leg. And at the same time, Kennedy and Mary Grace noticed it, and they all they did was point and go, ah! And then I hit it off my leg. And I hit it towards MG and Kennedy and it landed on its back. And then we're all screaming for a little bit. You'll hear it in the play-by-play. But I'm so sorry for what you're about to hear. Just users, turn your volume down. Headphone users, turn your headphones down. Eileen, I'm talking to you. I know you're on that stairmaster right now. Get that down. Going off of that, in I'm so sorry, everything's in my own. It's okay, it's okay. Um what would you tell your high school self next week?
SPEAKER_02It's a big wagon.
SPEAKER_08This is why we can't. Are you okay?
SPEAKER_10I just saw it.
SPEAKER_08Like when I think it's like it was just it was just looking up at you like the one from Lolly, you know.
SPEAKER_12Cockroach sitting on my leg looking at me. I'm burning these jeans. They're done. They're done.
SPEAKER_02It's because you just swatted with my hand.
SPEAKER_08I was trying to hit David. That was fine. He wasn't hit. What if what if you had swatted it over to me, very crazy, and now it's on us? Oh, good.
SPEAKER_12Well, thank you, David. I'm not gonna stop feeling like something hopeless. For our listeners at home, there was a big bug on Morgan's pant leg. Did we cut that up or do we leave it in?
SPEAKER_06I think we leave that in. I think we leave that in.
SPEAKER_12And no, I didn't see it.
SPEAKER_07For the listeners at home, what just occurred was a water bug crawled onto.
SPEAKER_12That was a cockroach! That was not a lot of tiny little beetle. I'm not screaming for a water bug. That was a cockaroche.
SPEAKER_07And she swatted it off, and I picked it up and went and flushed it.
SPEAKER_10La kukaracha. La kukaracha. Everyone say thank you, David. Thank you, David.
SPEAKER_02We appreciate it.
SPEAKER_05I will say, I think I was.
SPEAKER_02Let me say hey, Miss Carl.
SPEAKER_05I think I was the one freaking out. I was definitely the one not freaking out compared to everybody in the room.
SPEAKER_11That was a small one.
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