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Our Random Notes, Bucket Lists, And Best Impressions
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It's Mary Grace's turn to pick the topics! We scroll through the funniest, most random notes we’ve saved and somehow uncover everything from mysterious numbers and “future me” warnings to the kind of to-do list that reads like a crisis plan. The laughs come fast, but the real fun is hearing how a single line can unlock a whole story, a whole season of life, or a whole personality.
Then we call in backup: Mary Grace’s youngest brother joins on speaker to share an embarrassing football practice story that escalates in the most brutal way, and another sibling follows with a pep rally moment that turns into an unexpected solo performance in front of the entire school. We also read a couple more family stories that are equal parts secondhand stress and comedy gold. If you love storytelling, sibling chaos, and the kind of humor that feels like hanging out with friends, this stretch delivers.
From there, we shift into bucket list ideas and dream scenarios, from Greece and Italy to Northern Lights, “those boats in Venice,” Cash Cab, and big life goals like starting a coffee shop or owning land. We get surprisingly thoughtful with a faith-filled question about what we’d ask Jesus and what we’d want to experience first in heaven, then immediately whiplash into impressions and accents because that’s who we are. We close with a classic: if we were rich tomorrow, what’s the first thing we’d have to buy, and why does it involve massages, a personal chef, and a Coca-Cola Freestyle machine?
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Favorite Childhood Toys
SPEAKER_12Hey guys, welcome back to Just Us Talking. This week we're going to talk about whatever Mary Grace wants to talk about. It is her week in the fun seat of fun.
SPEAKER_13Yes, I'm so excited.
SPEAKER_12My name is Tyree, and my favorite childhood toy had to have been probably I was a Pokemon cards kind of gal, but also Green Machine. For those who know. Shut up. So good. I fell off like flipped off one before.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_14Naturally.
SPEAKER_00I feel like we've talked about that. Probably.
SPEAKER_12Green Machine? Caramel Chance.
SPEAKER_13I'm Mary Grace, and my favorite childhood toy was a stuffed horse named Caramel. That fits.
SPEAKER_04Caramel.
SPEAKER_02Caramel.
SPEAKER_04Hi, I'm David, and I think my favorite childhood toy was a stuffed, like a stuffed animal of the Hulk. But he had like little rubber hands that hurt when you swung them around.
SPEAKER_15And what was his name? Hulk.
SPEAKER_12Caramel. Caramel.
SPEAKER_15Ironically, my name's Morgan, my favorite toy when I was a kid was also a stuffed horse. And his name was Sprinkles. Because it was polka dotted. Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_12Caramel and Sprinkles.
SPEAKER_15It was like a I can't remember where you went. Why did you name your webkins?
SPEAKER_12They came with names like.
SPEAKER_15I don't know if you're speaking of the specific one I am, but I if I told you that, I told you in confidence.
SPEAKER_14Um my name is I told you that in confidence. My name is Gracie, and my favorite toy when I was a kid was an easy bake oven.
SPEAKER_01Good.
SPEAKER_03So good. My name is Kennedy. My favorite toy when I was a kid. My parents got me when I was like six. It was like a diary, but it was like voice activated. It went a lot. I was obsessed. And then it had the like blue light, so like anything you wrote. So cool. And you could like hide things in it. But Brooks was good at impressions where he could make my voice open. Or then once he couldn't anymore, if you just took the batter batteries out, it would forget your passcode and you can get in. So it didn't work last that long. But for the time that it did, I felt like I was so secretive. So yeah.
SPEAKER_14Secretive.
SPEAKER_03Dear diary. Dear diary. Dear diaries.
SPEAKER_04This is just us talking.
Unhinged Notes App Finds
SPEAKER_13Okay. Let me pull up my meals. We have some fun topics today, guys. I'm really excited about these questions because your grease is cooked. I really want to know y'all's answers. So for our first topic, I want to know what is the funniest slash most random either Google Doc or note on your phone. And I'll go first. So let me see. I have I just took screenshots of some of the notes on my phone. This one says the four processes of motivational interviewing. I see. I think I was taking notes for something, and I have no context. It just has a bunch of notes under it for the four processes of motivational interviewing. The next one, it's just one line and it says the book that made your world. I don't know. I don't know.
SPEAKER_04Are you gonna write a book?
SPEAKER_13I think that makes our world. Someone must have told me about a book. Maybe that's what it was named. No idea. There's nothing written below it. The next one says anti-parasite pill. March 25th, 2024, at 1245 P.M.
SPEAKER_11There was so many notes about medicine.
SPEAKER_13And I know, and I know that this is when I was in Honduras, and we all kind of had a round of the bug going on, and I think that's when I took my medicine. And I had to log it. And I had to log it. So I know I needed to take it again. This has just a bunch of numbers and it says dentist payment confirmation.
SPEAKER_01I don't know why.
unknownI don't know why.
SPEAKER_13I needed to save that, but that was saved November 5th, 2024. And then this was last year. This says, today we are concluding the first month of our wellness campaign. And then I just go into a little spiel because I think I was giving like a talk at my job about our wellness campaign. I have Tyree's teeth routine in here.
SPEAKER_12Oh no. I want to hear her weird routine.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I wouldn't know this.
SPEAKER_13Is that what you did every night?
unknownEvery night.
SPEAKER_03Oh my goodness.
SPEAKER_13I asked her because she has the prettiest, whitest teeth, and I was like, what do you do? And so she sent me a note of what she does. And just people have asked before, so I already had it together. Wow.
SPEAKER_03That isn't so good.
SPEAKER_01That's a rag.
SPEAKER_13Oh my god. Syria's T routine. And then I have some numbers. I have no idea what they mean. It's 3.76, 4.05, 2.35.
SPEAKER_10Go there.
SPEAKER_15Go to the treasure.
SPEAKER_13The last one made me laugh so much. I think I know what what I was what the note was for, but it's just funny how it's ordered. It says, order pizza, message group for help.
SPEAKER_01Message group for help.
SPEAKER_05Why do you need help?
SPEAKER_03I think that really got Morgan. Message group for help. Message group for reminder.
SPEAKER_11Dying when I read that back to myself.
SPEAKER_03Order pizza, message group for help.
SPEAKER_13I think I was trying to make a list of what I needed to do for the event. So I needed to order pizza for the event. And then I needed to message a small group for like volunteer help. But it's just so funny the way that I wrote it. And there's and there's nothing else on this note. It's literally just says order pizza. Message group for help. That is two top two things you have to do today. Have to do. If nothing else gets done. Nothing else gets done. That is so funny. So those are my notes for my phone. David, would you like to go next?
SPEAKER_04Mine are gonna be so lame compared to yours because I don't really use my notes.
SPEAKER_12I was gonna say girl of minds are way different than boy mines. I was gonna say You probably use your notes app for what it should be. My protein intake today.
SPEAKER_04I don't have that, actually. I've got three three contenders. First is my grocery list from like three years ago. It's only one it's only like six things. Razor blades, daytime acne cream. Yeah. Sented uh scented sea salt spray for hair. Okay. Rice, teeth whitening strips, and nose tape. That's it.
SPEAKER_05I don't care. That's like two years ago.
SPEAKER_04It's so random. I've never used that one again. And then number two was it's like a 20-minute long video. Because for some reason I wasn't able to send a long video to the group, so it's a 20-minute long video of all of us like ranting about like I was it a specific person or is it multiple people?
SPEAKER_03Morgan was reading off a letter from somebody and we had to react to it.
SPEAKER_04That's right.
SPEAKER_12It wouldn't send in the chat, so we had to see. Let me see.
SPEAKER_04I was like, what, but I haven't used it since May.
SPEAKER_01Oh, you know. Hey, you know what?
SPEAKER_04And that's yeah. I don't really use my notes for anything other.
SPEAKER_12How many notes total do you have?
SPEAKER_04I could probably count on three, four, five, six.
SPEAKER_03If you can count them without having to go out, I'll look at the number.
SPEAKER_12Wow, that's a I have like over 300. What? That's a Mary Grace. I think they're all 3.14159.
SPEAKER_13They're all random numbers. 2.34.
SPEAKER_15Morgan. Okay, I have a lot. I I right now, as it stands, I have 380 notes. Wow. Yes. At least in my main folder. I also have different folders. But for the main one, I have really I'll let look. You know that thing where it was like you have to delete one default app from your phone? What is it? I have that. And it literally was like making the whatever the thing was. I'm like, if I had to delete my notes app, I'd I'm screwed. I won't. I refuse. I I can't do it. No, some of the ones that I noticed are out of pocket. One from like 2017-2018 just says thank you next, nothing else.
SPEAKER_01Thank you next.
SPEAKER_08Isn't that a song?
SPEAKER_01Thank you guys. It's just thank you guys.
SPEAKER_03And I literally was like, ooh, I'm allowed to lose it. Oh that is insane.
SPEAKER_13That's about on the same level as order pizza and message for help. Basically, yes.
SPEAKER_15Oh my god. I don't think anything tops that honestly. The medicine stuff to tracking stuff. I have the entire script of the B movie. Hey! You got that for me! I did, yeah. So it was that thing where people were airdropping it. And and she was people. Gracie was people. She she's great. I also have this is a good one for my college friends. I have top hat codes written down for attendance for class that I was probably not at.
unknownLove that.
SPEAKER_15Let me see. I just lost a really good one. Oh, where is it? Oh, here it is. This one is titled in all caps. This is from 2022, When Gracie Wants Dairy. I remember this. It says future Gracie. Oh. Literally chill out. Don't eat the dairy. You will regret it. Either get non-dairy or nut at all with a bunch of exclamation marks. Please, I beg you, do not eat it. Gracie, I promise it's not worth the pain. Sincerely, pass Gracie, who just ate dairy, and then she signed it. And I just remembered to be funny. Keep this. I need you to bring this up next time I try and eat dairy. Oh my god. Yeah, and I can't, I couldn't find it, but I do know that somewhere on here I have a thing I just in all caps from when I was moving out from college that says, you have a bunch of clothes in that little ottoman.
SPEAKER_01And like that little ottoman.
SPEAKER_15That little ottoman. And like a little that is too good.
SPEAKER_13Oh, that's so good. That's good.
SPEAKER_14I have a few as well. I have to start off, I have a cry count for a student who just cries way too much. And so we just have a cry count of all the like dumb things they cry about. Or valid things, depending on how you look at it. I don't know. Yeah. Another one, I have a grocery list. It says nose ring, toilet paper, espresso grounds.
SPEAKER_01That's better than mine. That's better than mine.
SPEAKER_14Nosering, toilet paper, espresso grounds. I have one. I guess I was showing Morgan and it's a song that says Did they sing this in Glee?
SPEAKER_15Ironically, I just found I have a list of my top five favorite Glee episodes. Wait, what are they? Can I hear them? I don't have the name of the titles. I just have the episode numbers. You need it. Which I will send to you.
SPEAKER_14I have my wedding speech from Caroline's Wedding. And then I have one, it's a combined one with you, so I'm surprised you didn't say it. It's our op list, and we have a lot on here, so I'll just show a few. We have Punksatani Phil, third graders, Geese, Joey King, and everything except for when she's and Ramona and Bezus. Correct. Scooter Braun. Whoever willingly gave Harry Styles that buzz cut. No. Camilla Cabello. Ruby Tuesday's Salad Bar. Oh, you're gonna do the one right after Camilla Cabello, sorry.
SPEAKER_15Camilla Cabello. Parker Bowls, which is who What's the Face was cheating on Diana with?
SPEAKER_14Every play-doh, every Play-Doh's closet employees. Yes. Um The Bachelor. Do you remember that? Oh, she was the worst. That girl and Girl Meets World when Maya finds out that Farkel has autism. No, you don't. And I'm like, it's okay. No, you don't. You don't. And the porphyvour of the coffee shop. Yes, that's so good. And then I have one more, and it's a list. This is also a combined one with Morgan. And it's first date questions to ask someone on a first date. So the first one is when was the last time you ate KFC? And if they say if they say one week, you leave immediately. Anything less than a year, red flag. A year or preferably more, yellow flag. Never, all good. Gotcha. You have to ask, oh, we're like, was your family a water park family?
SPEAKER_01Oh good question.
SPEAKER_14You have to ask left or right. That's important. No explanation. Gotcha. Ham or turkey for Thanksgiving. Do you like Liv or Maddie? That's a good one. What's your take on Steven Furtick? Um okay. If the date isn't going well, you ask, what would you want to name our children?
unknownThat's my favorite one.
SPEAKER_01Can I say this one?
SPEAKER_05So that's if it's going bad. I like that spot.
SPEAKER_14Probably not. Excuse me, a few. Yes. I love that one. Who's your girl best friend? And when was the last time you tried to get with her? Do you own a pair of hay dudes? Did OJ do it? Good question. What color do you think of when you think of the word bird? That's a good one. When you were growing up, did you think of going to Olive Garden as a treat?
SPEAKER_10Yes. It was special.
SPEAKER_04It was special.
SPEAKER_14It was very special. When was the last time you called your mom? Check in on her. Today. And was the moon landing real or no? Oh. So those are some just.
SPEAKER_04That might be the hardest one on the list.
SPEAKER_14Well. Did OJ do it?
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_14Good.
SPEAKER_06How is that a debate?
SPEAKER_14He's innocent.
SPEAKER_15Hypothetical. He's dead now. He's being judged. If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. It was the funniest. Oh my gosh. It was a writing reason. You know what's so funny?
SPEAKER_06He put those gloves on. They fit in the video.
SPEAKER_15Like, I don't know what they're doing. They're also stored improperly, which is why they were a little bit tighter.
SPEAKER_14And you stopped taking some medication in the middle of that. And they still fit.
SPEAKER_05They still fit. Like you look at that video.
SPEAKER_14He gone in with you. I'm not saying you are disgusting. Does he have a son? Oh, never mind. That theory can't be true if he doesn't have a son.
SPEAKER_05It was his son. He doesn't have a son. He doesn't have a son.
SPEAKER_15I thought I saw that something. It was his daughter. Hey hi.
SPEAKER_05He never had kids.
SPEAKER_01What? It was his I have two funny ones that I'll say in a minute.
SPEAKER_03The random ones that I'm like, I don't remember the context of this is like I have one that says ends May 5th. Meet four times on Zoom, Microsoft Word. I don't know what the context that was. For the first time we ever had the podcast, I have a note that says, cut the other one, bleep quieter. So there's that. But then, okay, I have I have one. Okay, I have one, and it is a list of my favorite aunts and uncles in order. Because I have so many, I forget which one I like the most. You would be Grace astonished. This is now a joke in on my mom's side of the family because my one of my uncles who just assumes he's the favorite, I was like, oh no, like, trust me, I have a list. Like, there's a point system to this if you want to be the favorite. He's like, Do you really have a list? And I was like, no. Yeah, sure. So I started a list. And so every time I see them, it's like, okay, that's negative points, that's positive points.
SPEAKER_04Do you have like the points displayed next to their names?
SPEAKER_03No, I just will move their name up a swan. It's very diplomatic. It's very, it's very able to do I can't tell you where you're at on the list because if it's one of their birthdays, I'll be like, oh my gosh, my seventh favorite uncle, happy birthday. And it's just, it's just a running joke, but nobody knows where they are. Uncle is crazy. Yeah, I have a left in on my mom's side. Well, 10. It's just, yeah, it's just a funny, like, I don't know, joke now. But then I was looking today through my notes, and this is not a joke because the date, like, has it's not been edited since February 9th, 2023. But I'll just read it out. It says flight 77, 664 aboard, and 100, we'll cut this out actually, and 125 in the building died, twin towers.
SPEAKER_01That's the god!
SPEAKER_05Grace immediately deleted it. She got the 9-11 stuff on her phone! 9-11 stuff. You did it!
SPEAKER_11Bush did it, you did it! What? I know!
SPEAKER_02It was a Canadian style and this was three years ago that I wrote this.
SPEAKER_03I think I was walking it, watching a documentary, and I was like, this is good information to know.
SPEAKER_02And it's not funny.
SPEAKER_03It's not with her phone out, it's like because at the at the time when I was watching that, I mean I I yeah, I was like, this is just crazy. It was keepy sacks, but I like almost died when I saw that. I was like, there's no way. I don't even really actually remember doing that.
SPEAKER_04That is insane.
SPEAKER_129-11 stats is incredibly.
SPEAKER_01It's getting oh come on.
SPEAKER_03I don't know. Well, maybe some of it. Because I said I had two good ones, and then people are gonna be like, why there's only one.
SPEAKER_04We're gonna edit it. Yeah, the second one was really bad, guys.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, guys, I cut out the second one. Oh, right. You can't say that anymore. But yeah. All right, sorry.
SPEAKER_12Okay, my pride and joy, right? My joy, my crown is my quote book.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_12Pretty sure all of you guys are in it. So I have a running um quote book. I started in like, I don't know, 2020. Because all my friends, some people will just anybody that can make me laugh, they just get a quote in my quote book. And yeah, it's a great thing. I found it, it's on my Google Drive, so I don't have it on my phone, but in 2020 I ran a TikTok matchmaking service. What?
SPEAKER_15What?
SPEAKER_03I'm sorry, I'm gonna should get that clean. Say it again? Say it again? And in what? And this wasn't on the confession episode? Right.
SPEAKER_15I didn't know you had me.
SPEAKER_05And this is not something you bring up all the time?
SPEAKER_12TikTok magic making. But how? I got viral off of one video, and so that was a second.
SPEAKER_04Shut she thought this was what was gonna do it.
SPEAKER_03Pull it up, pull it up. I need to see. Is it deleted? Oh, okay. Okay, but was it successful? We could have been rich off that account. Dang it.
SPEAKER_04Bring it back, run it back.
SPEAKER_15Send it, send yourself in. We'll matchmaking.
SPEAKER_12Because like 2020, everybody was doing like random stuff. And I saw people doing that. I was like, wait a minute. I actually lost my job, so she was making moves in darkness.
SPEAKER_14That's insane.
SPEAKER_12I remember. And so the very first video I got viral off of, it was about high school musical. I was like screen recording like the distance it took Troy to get to Stanford. And I was like, he drove how far into Stanford? And Gabriella wasn't even thankful. Like, she just Gabriella did not. From Albuquerque to Stanford? Hello? Come on. Come on. Anyways, I have a running list of people who were invited to my wedding.
SPEAKER_15Alright, did we make it? You guys are running.
SPEAKER_12You guys are running. Does it change like Kennedy's uncle list? I edit it often.
SPEAKER_04Even gray? Hey, right!
SPEAKER_15Hey, yay! Yeah, grey. This year you're going to Tyree's wedding. This year. This year.
SPEAKER_05Tyree, you don't have a lot of time. You better hurry up on that.
SPEAKER_12Hey, hey! David. Looks like you did okay.
SPEAKER_05I didn't say anything about my wedding view this year.
SPEAKER_12David, you're not coming to mine now. Oh, actively editing the list.
SPEAKER_03This is a shaky list.
SPEAKER_12I have an okay.
SPEAKER_03Okay, you're gone.
SPEAKER_12There's room now that Ruth Banner just Oh my gosh. Oh dear. Okay, so I have so a lot of people, because I can sometimes be too honest, a lot of people ask me if I can write them like their resignation letters or like if they want to have a conversation with their boss. A lot of people are like, hey, can you help me write that? And so I have a lot of notes for other people's bosses in my phone. Are you serious? Yes. Can we read one of them? Also, after this, can we hey? Can we let me see if I can find it?
SPEAKER_04An anonymous text from Tyree to your boss.
SPEAKER_12Guess which one of you I'm going to do. Guess which one of you. Letter to the boss man. Um, I think this one. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, you're not reading all that. I write it. It's very professional because I I'm better at like professional.
SPEAKER_04That should be your make that your side hustle, dude. Start charging people. That's true. Tyree was chat before chat.
SPEAKER_14Chat. We're gonna lost my chat. I'll talk college.
SPEAKER_04You just taught her how to write.
SPEAKER_12I have a note. Oh yeah, handwriting. I have a note of my like my best qui flash answers.
SPEAKER_02Oh, that's good.
SPEAKER_12Let's see. That's pretty much it.
SPEAKER_05I didn't realize the flash is gonna be on.
SPEAKER_12There was one other thing in here. I was like, gosh. Oh, I write my dreams in my notes a lot. Kind of crazy dreams. The last one in there is we'll go on with your brothers. And there's a snake. There's a snake at the house we were staying at. And I started crying.
SPEAKER_04I'm gonna break the button.
SPEAKER_12But yeah, I have my bucket list in there. Yeah. We'll save that one. Your bucket list, what's on it? Not yet. We'll get to that question.
SPEAKER_13That'll be coming up. Coming up. Coming soon.
SPEAKER_01Coming soon.
SPEAKER_12Coming soon. Yeah. Yeah, I say that's about all the crazy things I have on my phone.
SPEAKER_13Love it. Guys, you guys had some really good answers. I'm so glad that I asked that question. Okay.
Embarrassing Stories With Her Brother
SPEAKER_13So now I'm going to call my brother.
unknownOh yes.
SPEAKER_13So this is my youngest brother out of all my siblings. I have eight siblings. And he's the youngest boy, but not the youngest sibling. And so he has agreed to chat with us today and share one of his embarrassing stories. So let me call him.
unknownYippy.
SPEAKER_03And then if you just like hold it to the like top of the mic or the side. Like this? Yeah, on speaker. It should be good. My eyeballs are now.
SPEAKER_04For the listeners at home. Morgan just used her flash camera.
SPEAKER_13Hello? You're on speaker.
SPEAKER_01Hey, what up, everybody?
SPEAKER_13Okay, so I told them that you were gonna chat with us for a little bit and you're gonna share one of your embarrassing stories. And then I was gonna read the other kids' stories since they didn't want to talk to on the phone.
SPEAKER_09Alright, I'm going first.
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_09Alright. Uh so this was probably like I don't know, maybe sophomore yeah. I don't think it was last season. It was sophomore year. I practice. Well, pretty much starts off like that day. I like the day at this time I was at school and I didn't have lunch. I don't remember why. I think maybe Malon forgot to pack it, or I just was in a rush or something. And then so I'm at school and you know, like I gotta go to lunch. I don't have a lunch. So I gotta buy lunch, and the lunch is like some just disgusting, like like it was like it was like some spicy like curry chicken or something. Scrum deal. Yeah, and like I had my w no, yeah. It was that's only all I ate. I didn't there was no like because all the other stuff was just disgusting, and like I couldn't drink the milk because that would like mess up my stomach.
SPEAKER_02But oh no.
SPEAKER_09Little did I know that was little did I know it wasn't the milk that did it. Oh no. So hold on. So yeah, I ate that and I was just starving. Like I had to eat it, and then right after school, right after school, I gotta I go to practice because we gotta leave running the bow rings to go to the locker room, get your stuff on. So yeah, you get like pretty much 10 minutes to get to the locker room from school, and it's kind of like a long walk. So my stomach and like I had lunch at like 12, 12:30, and we get to practice at like 3:30, and like I got a long walk, and my stomach was just kicking all four o'clock, and like it's like an unwritten rule, you can't you can't move in school. So I like no one does that.
SPEAKER_11So the unwritten rule.
SPEAKER_02Oh did you break sucks for homeschool?
SPEAKER_09No, I didn't. So I was just kicking literally all four o'clock. Like, I was like, I was gonna, I was literally gonna drive home, but this sucks because I live far from school. Like it's like a 20 20-minute ride. I'd be late to practice. Like a lot of guys, they live close, so they just drive home and then they can come back before. So I was like, I can't do that. So I'm walking to practice, like I'm getting all my stuff on. And like during like, it wasn't that bad, like getting my getting my pads on and everything. It was when when we started and we had warm-ups, like you have to start running, and I was like, I was generally like in my head, I was like, I can't do it. I literally was just thinking, I was like, I it's all it's gonna be this is gonna be bad, but I couldn't. There's cause you can't because the walk to the locker room to the field is like it's kind of long. So when you know, like when you when you have to go to the bathroom and you have to take that walk, everyone knows what you're doing. Like everybody knows real well. And the coaches are gonna be mad too.
SPEAKER_13So if I like 20 minutes, the coaches were making it mad.
SPEAKER_09The coaches, well, I didn't tell anyone, I was only telling my teammates, but this is where like it gets bad. So we're we're running around and I'm like, I'm dealing with it. Like it just hurts so bad. And like every time I run, like it just gets like stronger and stronger. They're like, open your eyes. So I can like deal with it for 20 minutes because we haven't really hit anybody yet. Like, we're just getting loose and like doing our warm-up. And then literally, I don't know if y'all know what Oklahoma drill is, but you both you both kind of like lay on the ground, like on your stomach, and then they blow a whistle, and there's a guy in the middle, and the guy in the middle either moves left or right, and whichever way he doesn't move, the other you both gotta move, so we just run at each other as hard as you can to hit each other. So yeah. I'm like sitting in the back, not trying to go, but like they just randomly call off names, and like what are the odds? Like, that's the thing I couldn't believe. I'm sitting in the back, like I'm not trying to be seen. And so I do the drill, and I see him move to the left. We both move to the right, and this dude literally hits me square in my stomach. Like my shoulder, my shoulder like hit his like that's right. It was like one of I got the wind knocked out of me, kind of like it was like one of those and he hit me right on the stomach. Did you pee yourself? I'm and I don't know for sure. Well he's starting to laugh. Right after that, uh I was just like, oh, it just happened. It just happened. No, a little something came out, man. I ain't gonna lie.
SPEAKER_12Um, no, this was the worst part.
SPEAKER_09Right after it happened, I was like, I get I was like, oh gosh, like I have to go to the locker room now. So kind of glad I went first, because if I went later, then then I would have like because so I left and I went to the locker room. And I told I just told him I was like, because he hit me pretty hard. So I was like, ah, like I gotta go see the trainer. Like, ah, it's killing me, man.
SPEAKER_13I just gotta go see the trainer.
SPEAKER_09Just blamed it on the trainer, even though the trainer was literally out there. I got the trainer. I told him, I was like, yeah, I think he needs to go look at it like in the training room. So that's why I told my coaches. But the funny thing was, that's why I told my coaches, all my buddies, like everyone on the team knew that I had to go to the bathroom. So as I'm walking out of the fence to the to the locker room, they're all just like laughing at me. And um, I mean, I just go to the bathroom and oh yeah, it's like a normal thing you say.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, and then Madeline, you are there?
SPEAKER_11Well, I mean Yeah, I mean But you didn't want to Madeline or something. What'd you say, Madeline? Well, I just realized that we both could just be on the call.
SPEAKER_13Well, that's what I was anyway. Are you gonna are you gonna say your story too?
SPEAKER_11Sure, if you haven't said it yet.
SPEAKER_13No, I haven't said it yet.
SPEAKER_11Not as bad as Bubby.
SPEAKER_09Okay, is that Well to finish to finish my story? I just went to the bathroom and then Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Did your business I'm glad you finished for you?
SPEAKER_09I have another. I look I look at so many from like travel baseball when I was younger, but don't eat public school curry.
SPEAKER_12So you did it.
SPEAKER_09Even after Oklahoma drills, you didn't poo yourself? It was I don't even know what it was, but everyone was telling me at once, like even at once, but it was looking at me weird. I was just like, bro.
SPEAKER_13No, Bubs, David just asked a question. He said, even after the Oklahoma drills, you didn't poop yourself.
SPEAKER_08No, that's what I'm saying. That was the finishing touch.
SPEAKER_09I mean, I got I literally got square, I got hit square in my gut. No and I and I um the little fart came out to me.
SPEAKER_13I didn't know what Madeline, your story. My story?
SPEAKER_10Okay, so this is also somewhat football related, I guess. Not really, but so I was on our high school dance team, and we have something called the football dance, which is where like you do dance with the football team. Like you have you have a football player as your partner and you do a dance together. And it's usually like really cute and stuff. So they like pick people as your partner, and it's like a thing, and like we'll have a bunch of practices up until the pep rally. The pep rally is where we perform the whole dance or whatever. And usually people love it. I that was my favorite thing.
SPEAKER_01For dancing.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, I always thought they were cute. So my partner, he was pretty good. Like he came to all the practices and stuff, and he was he was a pretty good dancer and stuff. But so leading up, so he he came to the pepper, you know, they were all a little bit not the best students, you know what I mean? A little bit ghetto, you know what I mean? So but nothing wrong with that. He was a good partner. So I was a little worried that he wouldn't show up, but he did show up and he had a ski mask on. And I didn't think I didn't think it was a big deal. We were practicing like they were doing all the other stuff at the pet rally before our dance. And we were practicing in the back, and then we line up to to go on to like I mean, it's not really the stage, it's like the the high school gym, but we were lining up and an administrator sees him wearing the ski mask and he like goes up to him while we're like in line to go on to the go like start the dance, and he like pulls him aside and he's like, You need to take off your ski mask. And my partner was he was just like refusing to take it off. Like he and I'm like, bro, it's not that serious, just take it off. And he just kept refusing to refuse. He kept refusing, and I'm like, it's not that serious, but it was but the administrator, like he was being very adamant about it, I guess, because of like the school's image and whatever. So the administrator, you were like they were holding us up, like the administrator was holding us up from going on. So admit the administrator eventually just pulls them off, says, You can't dance. So we just go on, and I literally have to dance by myself in front of the whole school. That was so, and I just went through with it. There was like there was like flips and like partner stunts that we did, and I just did it by myself. It was so embarrassing.
SPEAKER_04That's terrible.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, but people were like cheering me on and stuff, so it wasn't that bad.
SPEAKER_12Because they saw it happen right there.
SPEAKER_10Yes, it was everyone saw what was happening. It was so embarrassing.
SPEAKER_13Those are both really good stories. I'm gonna read Hope and David's really quick, and then we'll and then I'll probably have to hang up. But Hope he said when she was little, she went commando at church. Hold up, call her up. She went commando when she was like really little, and she sat crisscross applesauce, and one of the female leaders was like, Sweetie, let's let's come over to the side. Let's go to the sweetie, let's go to the bathroom. And so she said she doesn't really remember that, but that's one of the stories that our family tells and it lives on.
SPEAKER_10She always has like sensory issues, so that was like a thing for her. She didn't like the feelings. She didn't like the theme.
SPEAKER_05Let's move on. Can we please move on?
SPEAKER_11Please. I'm going to seem like she didn't like the seams.
SPEAKER_13Okay, and then David's story was when he first got to Nashville, second second year, he'd got back to Nashville. I guess he was moving his stuff, and he had a storage unit, but he didn't have the key. So he came and got the locksmith to come out and literally buzz off the lock, and it turns out it was some random person's unit and not even his.
SPEAKER_12Imagine walking up and like your your door's gone.
SPEAKER_05Your door, the entire door.
SPEAKER_13Oh, you have to go. Well, that was that was really funny. Thank you guys for sharing. Thank you guys. Yeah, those were funny.
SPEAKER_11Thank you for having us.
SPEAKER_13Of course. Maybe one day you'll be able to be a guest in person.
SPEAKER_12Hey, this means you actually have to listen to it now.
SPEAKER_13Yes, you have to listen to the podcast now. Madeline saying yes, as if she's gonna listen to it. What'd you say, Bubby?
SPEAKER_09I gotta shout out to all my fans watching at home. Yeah, follow the Instagram, follow the following podcast.
SPEAKER_05We should have called him to do the outro.
SPEAKER_13I know we should we should have had you do the outro. He can do it now.
SPEAKER_09When does this come out?
SPEAKER_13I want to hear Tyree's Well, you want to hear Tyree's embarrassing story? I told you when I was there.
SPEAKER_09What?
SPEAKER_12Hey, let's not bring it up again. When I got pants.
SPEAKER_13Okay. Alright, love you guys. I'll talk to you later. Bye.
SPEAKER_03That was funny.
SPEAKER_13Okay.
Bucket Lists From Realistic To Wild
SPEAKER_13So for the next part, I want to know what is on your bucket list. For my bucket list, I have a couple bigger things. Like, well, really just one. I'm gonna bed and breakfast. That is that is definitely on there. I want to go to Israel at some point. That's a big one. I'd also like to go to Greece. I think that would be really cool. I want to ride horses on the beach. That is definitely a bucket list item. Hey, we can do that. A lot of these are achievable. Guys, I am very easy to please. A lot of these are not hard. I just want to do them. I just want to do them one. I just want to do it one time.
SPEAKER_05And then the last one I have is to stay in a bed and breakfast, which is to stay in a bed and breakfast. That is these are all very achievable.
SPEAKER_12That's a weekend trip. Yeah. So day trip. Yeah, thanks. Simple. I mean shoot for the stars. Okay, David. You shoot for the highlight.
SPEAKER_04That's all really funny. Alright. Mine aren't super crazy either. Number one, I want to go on like a really awesome event trip with all my friends and like all of our significant others and like families. Like a big whole family trip with like all my guys and their wives and my wife and kids and stuff like that. Like one day, do that. I think that would be awesome. Number two would be able to compete in a bodybuilding show. I don't know how achievable that is. That's that one's on a more scary scale for me.
SPEAKER_12You should eat more 30 counts.
SPEAKER_04You're right.
SPEAKER_12I'm just two 30 counts a day. Two 60 counts.
SPEAKER_05The 90 counts.
SPEAKER_15The count.
SPEAKER_04The count. That's just how we can. Yeah, that would be cool. Own a Porsche. I want to own a Porsche. That would be cool. And I don't really have a lot of bucket list options because I feel like I don't have it written down only because I feel like that narrows it down to almost like once I achieve that, where am I gonna go?
SPEAKER_15That's how he defends not prepping for episodes.
SPEAKER_04No, no. Listen.
SPEAKER_15I'm limiting writing it down.
SPEAKER_04That and then also visiting where they filmed Attack of the where Padme and Anakin got married.
SPEAKER_01I'd want to go and visit there.
SPEAKER_04I forget exactly where that is.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_04Yes. And so yeah, I would want to visit there. That would be just awesome. That's like my number one like vacation spot.
SPEAKER_15Love that.
SPEAKER_04Love it. Yeah, that's about it.
SPEAKER_15More hands? Some of mine on my list. Start a coffee shop. Yes. That was before I worked at my coffee shop. But I do still think I would like to one day. Yes. If you're the boss? Oh, great. Yeah. You know. I have that. I want to go to like there's places I want to go to. So like Ireland. I want to see the St. Charles Bridge in the Czech Republic. That'd be funny. Oh, cool. I also apparently wondered this, couldn't remember the name. What is it, like a gondola or whatever? I just put out the phrase, ride those boats in Venice.
SPEAKER_02Those boats in Venice.
SPEAKER_15Could not think of the name. Couldn't be bothered to Google it either. I just typed it in that way.
SPEAKER_01Ride those find those boats in Venice.
SPEAKER_15And then a couple of the sillier ones, Crash a Wedding. Host a TED Talk would be cool. One of them is my favorite one. Be on Cash Cab. Guess what? I don't think it's possible anymore. But to be on Cash Cab would be a life walk. And then for like visiting a place that's like in a movie, for some reason, I've always really wanted to go see the Black Hills, but like where they film National Treasure 2.
SPEAKER_04Oh, I know exactly. That is oh, that's peak. That's a good one.
SPEAKER_15But that's it. Or there's more, but those are good.
SPEAKER_04Those are good.
SPEAKER_14I've skydiving. Yes. I have learned to surf. Ooh. Hold a sloth. Be on dancing with the stars. Have a beekeeper suit. Ride a mechanical bull. Nice.
SPEAKER_04You've never done that.
SPEAKER_14I have.
SPEAKER_04Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_14Oh, there's a check next to it. Crowd surf. Spin the wheel on the Beal of Fortune. Yeah. Go to the Dr. Phil show.
SPEAKER_15Oh, that's not mine as well.
SPEAKER_14Visit New Orleans, but during Mardi Gras.
SPEAKER_01That'd be awesome.
SPEAKER_14And have a baby take their first steps with me and not then. Parents. That every time I work nursery at church, I try.
SPEAKER_11That's okay.
SPEAKER_13Gracie, stop. No.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_13I'm glad you said the one about holding the sloth because I every time I see like the I don't know these videos on Facebook that pop up, like about I don't know, I have a lot of lion and like big cat videos that pop up. I really want to pet a big cat, like a tiger something along.
SPEAKER_14If I wasn't a teacher and was I was super smart, I would be an exotic veterinarian. Yes. Nice so sick. Or exotic animal veterinarian, be specific.
SPEAKER_02Alright. Alright.
SPEAKER_03I don't think we need the clarification.
SPEAKER_13Kennedy, what's your uh bucket list?
SPEAKER_03I would really love to go to Italy or Greece. I'm hoping. Hey, Rebecca.
SPEAKER_15Presenting a theme. Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_03But go to go home. Like if I if it's a dream, like go just do like a tour everywhere. Go all across Europe. It would be wonderful. I'd also really love to see the Northern Lights. I think that would be really, really great to be able to do that. I'd also like to go see my favorite artist in concert, but I don't have not decided who my favorite artist is. But once I decide that, when I decide who that is, I want to see them in concert. And but like get like good, like not like, oh my gosh, I got the cheapest seats all the way in the back. Like you're like right. What are your like top two or three headers? I can't even decide. It's not that I wouldn't, it's not that I wouldn't say. It's not that I wouldn't say, but like I've really been racking my brain recently, and I'm like, I need to like come to a final decision on this. And I haven't yet. But I'll let you guys know. I'll update you.
SPEAKER_12Whatever you have your favorite.
SPEAKER_03That's a really good list.
SPEAKER_12Well, my bucket list is to buy a boat. I've been wanting to buy a boat since my grandparents had a boat. More specifically, I want to buy and buy a crown liner, speed boat. I want to travel, skydive, and I have live on land. I think I meant live on like live on a plot of land.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_15Live on land. Live on land.
SPEAKER_04So Tari actually lives in the clouds.
SPEAKER_15She lives in a suspended house over there.
SPEAKER_12No, it's my dream to buy a lot of land and have all of my friends also have houses on that land and just have like a like a little communeslash compound type vibe. That'd be cool. Yeah, that's my dream. That'd be really cool.
SPEAKER_13Okay, I really love this question.
First Questions For Jesus
SPEAKER_13When you get to heaven, what is the first thing that you either want to do or ask Jesus or do with Jesus? Something like that. I put that I first of all, I just can't wait to see what he looks like. I just get so excited just to be like, what does he look like? I can I can't wait to get to actually see him face to face. And then I can't wait to laugh with him. I think that is gonna be the best thing. I mean, just being in his presence is gonna be the best thing ever, but getting able to laugh with him and then also finding out what my job is and heaven. Because everyone's still gonna have a job like when you get to heaven, and like the things that we do on earth are like preparing us for that job. So I wonder what my job is gonna be.
SPEAKER_04Car salesman and heaven. She's ready to clock in car salesman. I think sitting down and like in my mind, the best conversations I've ever had is over a simple lunch or like a car ride. So like having like a a car ride with Jesus, I feel like would be the really awesome. But second place to just having a simple car ride with him, I would want to see my childhood pet.
SPEAKER_12That's a good one.
SPEAKER_15So I really, I really wanted to start it out and be like, I'm gonna dab Jesus up.
SPEAKER_05Come on.
SPEAKER_15No, I'm joking, we're joking, we're joking. Um I don't know. I literally, like, every time I thought about this question, trying to prepare for this, I have no idea. Like, I feel like I'm just gonna be like, Yeah. There's probably some like historical questions that I'm like, I want answers. Like, I don't want answers, yeah. Because like, or like even just something like as simple as like who wrote the book of Hebrews, because I'm just like, like, you know what I mean? Where it's like, yeah, theories, but like, who did it? Like, yeah. Or like, is there any like big misconceptions that like we thought we were close on that we got completely wrong? Like, that's a good one. Nowhere close. Like, I want to know. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I'd ask him about the ocean. I don't want to be like, so what's down there, dude?
SPEAKER_01What did you do? How does the density change?
SPEAKER_05Alright, alright, alright.
SPEAKER_14I would ask him, like, what are his favorites? Like his favorite food, favorite color, favorite, like invention. Like, sure, invention. Or have you guys heard like the questions like is fast food a like because of the fall? Because the fall happened, we had fast food. Really? Or like, I don't know. Someone told me that, and I can't remember their question. But it made sense. Yeah. Exotic animal venture. It made sense when it was ass. It was like it's like not really good for you, but it's like it's chemicals. Yeah, natural.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_14Yeah. I don't know. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03That's a result of the fall that we don't think about.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a really good question. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Is McDonald's a sin? Yeah.
SPEAKER_04It's cookout. My question is cookout a sin.
SPEAKER_12It doesn't depend on your order. Oh. Have you seen that shirt? I just seen it in our group chat. It's like, our who art in heaven, Baha be thy blast. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I didn't see that one. That's gotta be bad. That's gotta be bad.
SPEAKER_15Do you like crutch uh crunch wrap supreme?
SPEAKER_04I'd ask him, do you imagine just sitting there? Hey, what's your favorite food? Like, imagine asking Jesus, like Is that not literally what I just said? I I just think you'd be funny.
SPEAKER_14Okay.
SPEAKER_04I wanted to say it again. I apologize.
SPEAKER_12Okay, David, let your sort of one with the sight.
SPEAKER_03Okay. I think I'd be similar to Morgan where I'd just be like in awe, I couldn't say or just be like, thank you. And then it's just that's the end. Thank you, Cooper. And I think one of the questions I'd honestly ask him, like, can you show me like what the Garden of Eden looked like? Like, I want to see what you your intention was before we ruined it. Because heaven is heaven. So you can imagine it being perfect, but I'm like, I just want to know, I just want to know what it looked like. I'm just curious. Then I'd probably ask him, like, what impact did my life have on other people? Like when you used like when you used me. Not like a oh, what did I do myself that it impacted people like when you used me in these ways, like get to see like that outlook on people's lives, and like, oh, when you reached out to someone in this way, or when you shared, you know, your story with them, like that changed some parts of their life. I think it would be nice just to see, you know. But that'd be awesome. Yeah, probably I wouldn't be able to say anything.
SPEAKER_13So well, yeah, yeah. I feel like I I wonder that too. I'm like, how much is there just gonna be like of us standing and all like not being able to do or say anything? And then when is it gonna be like like are we ever gonna get to the point where we can like I don't know move on from that or no? So yeah, that's a great question.
SPEAKER_12Yes. I really like that answer, Kennedy. I feel like I would ask the same thing, like, or to your answer that like what things like on earth did I did did I do to further the kingdom, or like what are some things that I completely wasted my time on? I think it would be funny to like Lord, just just let me know now what did I do wrong? What was my matchmaking service on TikTok? Is it a waste of time? Should I say at that point at the end of me?
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_15Are you sure? Are you sure? I'm God.
SPEAKER_12Uh I have that I want to go on a nature walk with Jesus and play Pokemon Go.
SPEAKER_01With Jesus.
SPEAKER_12In my ideal heaven. In my ideal heaven. That would be just such a fun bond. Like, this is after like the heavy conversation. So now we just get to bond and play Pokemon Go together. I would ask if there's cantaloupe in heaven.
SPEAKER_04Fair. Real.
SPEAKER_12Why not? You guys are not hoping. I want cantaloupe. Yes, thank you. I love a good cantaloupe.
SPEAKER_04Cantaloupe is delicious. It's so underrated. Is that an underrated tape?
SPEAKER_12Honeydew is not good. So yeah, I would hope that there's cantaloupe in heaven. And then I have just have a yap sesh with Jesus. And then I also want to have a separate yap sesh with Peter. Oh, yes. I just feel like we're just kindred spirits. You went fresh with Peter.
SPEAKER_13I can't wait to meet the disciples. This is gonna be awesome.
SPEAKER_04I'd want to wait. Can I can I say you can't change your answer?
SPEAKER_03Nope.
SPEAKER_12We're moving on.
SPEAKER_13Poor data.
SPEAKER_15Let's write it up for effort.
SPEAKER_13Okay.
Best Impressions And Accents
SPEAKER_13So the next segment is showing off your best impressions. So guys, if you can. I'm gonna start and it's so um uh it's gonna be bad. I know mine is gonna be bad, but it's gonna be funny. So if you don't know, and if you can't do an impression, you can just do like an accent that you feel like you can do um pretty well. Okay, so I wanted to try my best to do Theo Vaughn. That is not what I thought you were gonna say. Because I love Theo Von. I feel like And Theoban we trust. He is one of my favorite people. He's your celebrity crush. He's one of my celebrity crushes. You're right. That's fine. So I literally watched I literally watched videos of him to prepare, and I am taking a quote. So this is like a legitimate quote from him that I'm gonna try to say and probably butcher. Okay. So he's talking about Thanksgiving, and he says, Golly, dude. He says, Yes, he says, you're just sitting at Thanksgiving, and someone sitting across the table from you says, Do you want some baked beans? And you say, What did he say? He said, and you're like, not if you think we landed on the moon. I don't.
SPEAKER_05It goes back to Gracie's first eight questions.
SPEAKER_13That is so good. Uh I also wanted to try King Julian. Oh, really?
SPEAKER_03What? What'd you say? Nothing, I'm sorry. That scared me.
SPEAKER_13Okay, so I feel like someone in the room should be Mort, and we should have a King Julian and Mort conversation.
SPEAKER_04I can do Mort.
SPEAKER_13Okay. Mort! Stop talking to me, Mort. Let me talk to these people.
SPEAKER_00I'm sorry, King Julian. King Julian. King Julian, I just want to touch our feet.
SPEAKER_13If you keep talking to me, Mort, I'm gonna make you my next sacrifice.
SPEAKER_00For you, King Julian, I do anything. This is so good. This is improv.
SPEAKER_05Good job.
SPEAKER_02Good job, act face! No, no, no, no, no, no, genuinely. You can see Mirgo just thinking of it on the spot. Just like one boys say.
SPEAKER_11Okay, David, you can do more.
SPEAKER_03You have a lot, actually.
SPEAKER_04I I have a couple, actually. I can do Kronk, specifically the actor, because I can do a lot of his voices.
SPEAKER_07The boys of Gusko, Gusko's, boys, boys we're gonna use to kill Gusko, Gusko, boys.
SPEAKER_05Well, he doesn't say anything.
SPEAKER_07Um, squeak, squeak, squeak.
SPEAKER_04Or what's like a one from a family guy that he does? He's like, and you're gonna eat it!
SPEAKER_07Well why thank you, Peter. I really appreciate you uh complimenting my flooring.
SPEAKER_04As you can see, I can do Mort. I can't I can't remember if I can do King Julian or not.
SPEAKER_13Can you compare your King Julian with my King Julian?
SPEAKER_07Mort! Mort, what are you doing, Mort? Oh, that's so much better! I could not move it, move it, Mort.
SPEAKER_04I can do kind of do Cartman from South Park. Let me get hold on, let me get it again.
SPEAKER_00That's my that's my chicken pot patching. No, that's my chicken pot pot. I don't know what that is, but I don't know for the fuck everybody to give you the voice.
SPEAKER_05Is it good? I couldn't think of any other line. He said that so much in the show, I couldn't think of any other. I am sorry.
SPEAKER_04I could do I can also do Kenny, but that one's easy, it's just muffled.
SPEAKER_15David is South Park. It's just him in the drink.
SPEAKER_04I can do like a a nasally, like, I just figured this one out. Like, I don't know if you've seen the Instagram memes, it's like the AI is like, what kind of fish is this? This is a lion fish. These are actually extremely poisonous and you can't touch.
SPEAKER_03That is funny.
SPEAKER_04My Arnold is terrible. Which Arnold? Our Arnold the bodybuilder. Yeah, okay. You got to get to it.
SPEAKER_06You got to get to the chopper. You got to get the you got to pump the iron and it gets bigger.
SPEAKER_12That is crazy. The boulder.
SPEAKER_06The boulder is conflicted on hurting an innocent young girl.
SPEAKER_12Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_04I don't know if I can think of any other ones I can do.
SPEAKER_01That was good. That was good. Legendary.
SPEAKER_04I can do more. I just can't think of any off the top of my head right now.
SPEAKER_13David wins on impressions. Yes. Oh my goodness.
SPEAKER_15Yeah, I don't want to go after that. The first one I thought of, I can't do on the podcast. They will know. There was one recently. I know I told the story beforehand, but the that one lady, that's the that's the voice that I'm now gonna keep in my back pocket. She lives here hot.
SPEAKER_12Wait. You're a professor.
SPEAKER_15Oh my gosh, yes. Dr. Pretty! Yes! One of my professors was like had such a distinct country accent, and she'd be like, oh hello, lighting! It's so good, it's like you to die. With the mouth not moving. Yeah, the mouth not moving still. Hey sweet girl, how you doing?
SPEAKER_14Sweet girl. Insane blush ever. Yes. Love her.
SPEAKER_15Love her. Um and then I gosh. I can kind of do the Jennifer Coolidge one, but we have a friend, Carolyn. Shout out my goat. Shout out, CC. She can really do a very good Jennifer Coolidge.
SPEAKER_03I forgot that's what I can do. You can do it pretty good.
SPEAKER_15I okay.
SPEAKER_04Yours is pretty good one, though.
SPEAKER_15Oh gosh.
SPEAKER_04I just did like 10. Come on.
SPEAKER_15Okay. I have to lock it. God, you look like the 4th of July. Makes me want a hot dog real bad. Yes. That's pretty good. And then the only other one I can do, I have never like actually watched Family Guy, but that one scene where they're in like the room that's filling up with water comes up on my feet all the time. Oh, or they're like the biggest. I did not care for the Godfather. Why?
SPEAKER_00It insists upon itself, I could do stupid stuff.
SPEAKER_12It insists upon itself. No, do you did this for me on Sunday. The girl from Hanamontana?
SPEAKER_15Yeah, the one girl from the bully from Haina Montana.
SPEAKER_00Hatter.
SPEAKER_15It's a nasal condition.
unknownThat's good.
SPEAKER_00So good.
SPEAKER_14I fear I don't really have any. It's okay. The only one I could think of. Have you guys seen Love on the Spectrum?
SPEAKER_05Is this about to be really offensive? No. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_14It's an impression. Like I don't Okay. I guess. Is it James?
SPEAKER_12I want to see something.
SPEAKER_15Shelly. Shelly.
SPEAKER_14It's lovely. Shelly. Shelly. Shelly, do you love me as it's just I love you? Shelly's like, yeah. I really love you, James. Yeah. Like, Shelly, thank you for saying that to me. Shelly. So good. That's all I can think of.
SPEAKER_01I don't know who this is, but I'm gonna say that.
SPEAKER_12It is a good impression. I can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03That is good.
SPEAKER_14That's about it.
SPEAKER_03That's a good Kennedy. No, I also only have one. It's from a clip that went viral of I don't know if you guys have seen it, but Piper Rockel and what's the boy's name? I don't know. Gavin something. But if you look it up if you see it, I just that clip makes me laugh so much, and I say it so often that it's the only one I can do.
SPEAKER_15It's but it's But before you do it, it is identical. Like, I don't know if people will quote it and I will laugh, but what Kennedy does every time she's like on the ground laughing.
SPEAKER_03Oh, it's not a little controlling. Okay, okay, okay. I can't. Alright.
SPEAKER_02You're really starting to scare me. Do you remember? Piper, it's our song. Don't you remember? Paper, her song.
SPEAKER_05I've seen that video. That's a really good impression. That's actually fantastic.
SPEAKER_02You're starting to scare me. You're really starting to scare me. Do you remember her song?
SPEAKER_05Oh no. Oh, that's so funny. Oh, that's so funny.
SPEAKER_02But you gotta look up the clip. Look up, like, type in what I said and it will pull up.
SPEAKER_03It's too good. It makes you laugh every time.
SPEAKER_04Like a video link to that, you know?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I wonder if I could I could probably clip it in here. I wonder if it would.
SPEAKER_04I was just gonna say put it in like a link underneath our post or something.
SPEAKER_15We do a post where you do the voiceover to the video.
SPEAKER_03Wait, wait, wait. This is my ideal. We can cut it out. But we get everyone's impression and then have the real thing right next to it on the Instagram. Like make lips. Okay, okay, okay. So uh we can see. You can see it. You'll have a lot.
SPEAKER_12But yeah, that's the only one I can do. Toby. I'm not gonna lie, I can't do any impressions that I can think of. I no, I don't think I can do any. There was so my f okay, to preface this, I do a British accent a lot. You guys know that I do that.
SPEAKER_07Yes, everybody.
SPEAKER_12So when I get nervous, I do a British accent. I do a British accent all the time, so it's not exclusively like when I'm nervous, but all of the time when I am nervous, I will do a British accent. Right. And so my freshman year of college, the first semester, everybody thought I was from London because all I spoke is a British accent. Oh, yeah. Was it good? It was good. Oh, okay. So I don't know.
SPEAKER_04Well, yeah, if everybody thought you were from there, I guess it had to be.
SPEAKER_12I think I started to like get comfortable around my friends and everything, and they're like, you don't have an accent? And I was like, yeah, no, I don't want. But I do it like I I don't realize I'm doing it sometimes. I just Whoa. So I don't know. What should I say? In a British accent. I want to go on a nature walk with Jesus and play Pokemon Go. I would ask if there's cantaloupe there and have a yap sesh with Peter. Say bottle of water. Bottle of water.
SPEAKER_15Can you get your impression of the Azalea rap? Oh, that also is good.
SPEAKER_12How does it start?
SPEAKER_05I feel like we've grown that a couple times on here.
SPEAKER_12I actually just echo everything that everybody else says. So I do have one thing, and why I like I like different accents and different languages too. But if I meet somebody that has a different accent, I'm going to talk like them for the rest of the day. And sometimes I do it immediately after they said something to me, and they're like, wait, what are you doing? It's like sorry. Sorry. My bad. Hey, my bad.
SPEAKER_15So sorry. That's on me twins.
SPEAKER_13But it's just so fun. It's so fun. Guys, I think that talking in different voices is just a very special kind of comedy for me.
SPEAKER_12It was like a 30-minute laugh last night because apparently Mary Grace remembered something that I said in like a weird. Yes, she said it in a weird.
SPEAKER_13And it doesn't have to be funny what you're saying, but if you say it in a weird voice, I will laugh every single time. Like I think the last podcast, David and Morgan went back and forth in like the Zoolander voices, and that I completely forgot about that. So you have to go back and listen to the last episode to catch that.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we can't now we can't do it because they have to listen to the last episode.
SPEAKER_13But that, like anything like that, just makes me laugh every time. So thank you guys for letting me do that. Okay.
What We Would Buy If Rich
SPEAKER_13Last question. We can kind of go rapid fire. If you were rich, what would you immediately have to have? And I would have to have massages anytime I wanted them. I would have to have anytime I want a massage. I can afford it. I'm getting massage every day if I wanted to. I want some land with a little farm. Lots of horses and other animals. And then I wrote some practical things on here also. Like there'll be signs. I like to be debt-free. Final freedom. And financial freedom. And I would like to buy all name brand things. That is so real. That is so good. So anyway, that's my list.
SPEAKER_05Great value.
SPEAKER_01No more Dr.
SPEAKER_03Thunder for you.
SPEAKER_01You get the real boom for you.
SPEAKER_13Lou Vuitton boots. No more cream betweens.
SPEAKER_15Goodbye, Dr. Thunder.
SPEAKER_05That's good. That's really good.
SPEAKER_12Is that it?
SPEAKER_04That's funny. I'm sorry. Number one. Number one. I'm not gonna lie, it would be probably my dad. I'd want my buy my dad his dream car. That's like that's something I've always wanted to do eventually. Just buy my dad his dream car.
unknownIt's really expensive.
SPEAKER_04And then buy my mom and dad a house. And then buy myself. And buy myself a house. First off, have you seen the prices of houses nowadays? Like that in itself, that in itself flexed, right? Like I have a two-bedroom, three bath. Beat that. And then yeah. I'd personal chef right away. Right away. I'm having a personal chef. I don't want to have to meal prep for myself or have my mother meal prep for me ever again.
SPEAKER_13Oh right away. I need a personal chef and then a masseuse. That's good.
SPEAKER_04The best Wi-Fi that can get you to where I never have to like sit and like have my phone buffer.
SPEAKER_03I thought you were gonna say the best wife. I'm like, can you buy technically?
SPEAKER_01Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04Probably like a huge garage of cars. I mean definitely. That'd be awesome.
SPEAKER_12And then you're racking it up.
SPEAKER_04I'd want to be able to like donate a ton of money to the church to where they could like get a lot of cool stuff. After all that. Yes. I'm not gonna lie. It might sound kind of crazy. I'd want to take care of my parents before I donate money to church.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. That's nice.
SPEAKER_04I can come after church, obviously. Obviously.
SPEAKER_12Right, right, right.
SPEAKER_04But yeah, I think that's all for me.
SPEAKER_15I think for some I would do like, I feel like the you know, quote unquote the responsible things of like handling any like deaths or like you know, family, friends, that kind of stuff. And then immediately after Coca-Cola Freestyle. Oh right after. Right out the second I do that, the second that that credit card, ooh, Coca-Cola Freestyle.
SPEAKER_05Coca-Cola freestyle.
SPEAKER_15No, um it would just be stupid stuff. I don't know.
SPEAKER_04She would have the money to buy all the Sue stuff.
SPEAKER_15I would probably get a lot of like music stuff though. Like, probably like I don't know. I don't need more guitars, but there's sometimes when you see it and you're like, oh maybe that's really cool.
SPEAKER_13Morgan, I feel like you would have an in-home movie theater. Yes.
SPEAKER_15See, and that was coming after the freestyle. I want to turn part of my house. I would have a house, by the way.
SPEAKER_13That's right, that's right. I think all of us would like a house to be on our list.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_15And then in that house would be my Coco Car Freestyle in a recreation of an AMC.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_11That's perfect.
SPEAKER_00And Nicole, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_05Solomon just broke into the podcast.
SPEAKER_00Solomon. I saw an emanated video on the podcast.
SPEAKER_04I'm not even gonna I'm not gonna lie, I don't even want like a mansion. I just want like a normal house. Like I don't need a mansion. I just need like a simple three-bedroom.
SPEAKER_15But in my in my home theater, Nicole Kidman would just be there. What?
SPEAKER_05All the time.
SPEAKER_15We come to this place. It's just a little strange. Another impression. Hey, let me do a bit. Let me do a bit. God forbid. Hey. Hey, hey, shoe me. It's your turn. I said Sue.
SPEAKER_14My bad. Uh buy a house. I'd quit my job and I'd buy a lot of dogs.
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_03There you go. Very good. I'd maybe buy a yacht after I do all my responsible things, get a house, and that would be good. I would travel the world. I'd see all the places I want to see. I'd just stop working, do that, check it all off the list, experience the culture. But I would also eat out all the time. Try all these different restaurants that I've always wanted to try. Just, you know, splurge and try all these things. That would be great.
SPEAKER_13That is such a valid thing. Like you go to dinner, you get a drink and a dessert and an appetizer. Oh my gosh. You're living water. What?
SPEAKER_03That's how you know that I've made it. If I ever order something other than water, you know I've made it.
SPEAKER_05You like pull up to chilies. That's that's your first thing.
SPEAKER_04Pull up to chilies, get an appetizer, a drink, a meal, and a dessert. Boom.
SPEAKER_03Boom. Crazy.
SPEAKER_15You'll know about it. Yes, I would like a cookie, a cookie skillet. Yes, I'm really.
SPEAKER_11Actually, bring me two.
SPEAKER_15I'm saving this for later.
SPEAKER_05I could just see Mary Grace with a monocle.
SPEAKER_11Bring me two.
SPEAKER_02Bring me.
SPEAKER_05She'd be so rich, she would bring her horse in everywhere she went.
SPEAKER_13It's my service pet. One for me and one for the horse.
SPEAKER_05She's talking in a British accent all the time. Oh my goodness.
SPEAKER_12Let me think. First of all, no more soft soap. We're going the stuff that costs at least five bucks. Bath and body works. Yeah, we're going Bath and Body Works hand soap. No more food line hand soap. I think I would buy all organic meat. No more Walmart meat. I think I would buy the 32-pack of Charmin Ultrastrong.
SPEAKER_04That is so real.
SPEAKER_12As well as the big pack of bounty paper towels. But just one of each. I'm splurging. These are the good things here.
SPEAKER_05This is so much better than any of our lists.
SPEAKER_12I would upgrade my Hulu to the good one, to the good version. No ads. No ads. And to include everything else. Let's see. Then I would buy a house.
SPEAKER_04After all that? After all that.
SPEAKER_12Oh, yeah, hold on. I would pay off my debt. I would buy a house. Airbnb it out. Buy a houseboat. Live on the houseboat and travel around on my houseboat. Nice. And then probably buy a lot of land. And I feel like I've talked about it before. Like we've made some plans for our land. There's going to be a lake. Also a beach ones. Safe property. There's going to be a Sam's Club. Also Chili's. Also an airport. A Target Chick-la. Target Chick-fil-a. So I think I'd just start funding my compound. It's going to be the greatest compound.
SPEAKER_04So is this like in a scenario where we all get rich or just you? Because this is a lot.
SPEAKER_12Huh? What'd you say?
SPEAKER_04I said, is this like a scenario where we all get rich or just you?
SPEAKER_12If I get rich, you all will get rich. Oh, second. Oh, that's nice. So if I start if I get rich, you guys. Well, because if I live at the compound, I can't live there by myself. If I got rich, the first thing I'm doing is buying Gray a mic. I'm buying Gray all the credits on Rocket League.
SPEAKER_02Oh man.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_12And I think I'd buy the really expensive toothpaste. Oh. That's good. That's fair.
SPEAKER_15That's good.
SPEAKER_13Well, thank
Outro And Follow Along
SPEAKER_13you guys. This was so much fun. I loved it.
SPEAKER_12Great question. These were this was a good episode. Yeah.
SPEAKER_13Thank you, thank you. Okay, well, even though it's two hours long. Is probably our longest episode, but I think it was really good. Bub, do you want to do you wanna do the outro? You you basically just say um thank you for listening to just us talking. Follow us on Instagram, right? At Yappers Unite, and that's it. And then she's all have like a and then say something funny.
SPEAKER_08Huh? You guys are worldwide. Like I gotta handle it. You guys are worldwide.
SPEAKER_13He was nervous because we're so popular. Okay, just you can just say it now and we'll and we'll like we'll plug it, we'll put it at the end later, okay?
SPEAKER_08Well, uh wait, no, what? Um, you can't put me on spot.
SPEAKER_03She's telling you what to say though, so it's not really like he's playing Madden World's.
SPEAKER_05That explains why it was so spotty the entire time.
SPEAKER_08The nerves somehow.
SPEAKER_04Alright, guys. Uh thank thanks for listening. Thanks to all the fans. I really appreciate y'all tapping in. Um, if you want to follow us at Yappis Unite on Instagram, uh, we really appreciate that for you checking it out, following us. We're really trying to get rich off all of this.
SPEAKER_02Thank you, Bubby. Thank you, Bubby.
SPEAKER_15Thanks for being here. Anything else you want to say to Mary Grace?
SPEAKER_04Uh nah, she's just the greatest sister.
SPEAKER_13And he probably would say that.