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Today it's Morgans turn to pick the topics and Lawerence returns to witness our chaos! Every friend group has a language of its own, and ours is apparently built out of Chick-fil-A sauce ratios, a running quote book, and the confidence to say wild things out loud. We kick off with everyone’s go-to order and immediately prove that food preferences are basically personality profiles, especially when someone casually drops “30-count nuggets and a milkshake” for breakfast like it’s normal behavior.

Then Morgan opens the vault: a real quote book full of out-of-context lines we’ve collected for years, and we play “guess who said it” with the kind of quotes that make you laugh first and process later. From there, we pivot into a genuine greatest-album debate where we defend our picks, talk about what makes a record feel timeless, and admit when a soundtrack has our heart. 

To keep the chaos rolling, we go rapid-fire on overrated vs underrated takes and try to identify movies from Morgan's Letterboxd reviews with no context, which is harder than it sounds when the reviews are unhinged. We close by pitching SNL audition ideas and sketch characters, including a painfully accurate retail checkout moment that deserves its own skit. 

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Chick-fil-A Orders And Warm-Up

SPEAKER_10

Hey guys, welcome back to Just Us Talking. Today is Morgan's episode where she gets to decide the top.

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Woo!

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He was so good, we had to bring him back.

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He stayed all week. He slept near the cockroaches.

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And my name is Gracie, and my go-to Chick-fil-A order is a five-count chicken and kids meal with the what's it called? Toy for an ice cream. And add in little cookie crumbles. Oh. With honey mustard, yes. Wow. With honey mustard, yes. Honey mustard, yes.

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Um, my go-to one is their cob salad. Not because I'm trying to be some healthy girl, because I don't usually go that way, but it is so good. They put um crack in there. It's so good.

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There's something in the red.

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A red salad is like that. A good one. And they do it well, especially for fast food. So the cob salad?

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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Maybe you need to try this cob salad.

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You have to have to actually no, you don't like salad, do you?

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I just don't.

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Hey, can you actually say your like real Chick-fil-A order? Don't put them out before. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

No, I was planning on it. Okay, good. That's why I didn't want to go first.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. Um hi, I'm Morgan. I have a rotation, right? But recently I've been absolutely spamming a chicken tender meal. They're always fresh because nobody ever orders them. It's true though, not a lot of people. Any of your sweet tea or a cherry coke?

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Oh, yeah.

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And then South Polynesian, I think. Sweet. Sweet. Sweet cow.

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A DC or sweet A.

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Yeah.

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A DC or a sweet tea.

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Sorry, I just didn't eat it first time. I was confused.

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I think I hate that chip. I I would say I don't go to Chick-fil-A that often, but we do because that's where our worship team goes after rehearsal. It's a I typically do get the same thing, also because I'm the same thing kind of gal. But I'll get a. Oh, first of all, sorry, this is Tyree. Um I will get a spicy chicken sandwich meal with pepperjack cheese, medium fry, and a root beer. I'm getting the barks.

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I'm Mary Grace. I have a rotation too, but I feel like most consistently I probably do nuggets, but I think I usually do the parfait, the yogurt parfait instead of fries. And then if I do the kids' meal, I'll usually do the ice cream. Yeah. Oh, my drink. I feel like I'm gonna get so much hate for saying this. But I usually do unsweet tea. Uh-oh. Unsweet tea. Or I'll do like the unsweet tea with the regular lemonade.

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Hey, we can cut that.

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Okay, it's okay. Sweet. Sorry. I put that in over it.

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And the dub over it. Dude. You guys aren't ready. I'm just gonna say that right now. You're not ready.

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Hey guys, this is David in my usual Chick-fil-A order. It depends. Breakfast or just like any other time of the day. My breakfast usually consists of either th 30 nuggets and a milkshake or breakfast? Yep. Yeah. And then either that or the little 10-piece like mini what are they called? Like the breakfast breakfast. Yeah, and then a milkshake with that. That's my that's if I get it for breakfast for lunch or I guess any other time of the day. 30-count nugget meal with a large fry, then a s regular sandwich with a large fry, a milkshake, and a large lemonade.

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Anything else?

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Sometimes a brownie.

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He is bulky. How much does that have cost?

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I don't look.

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And that's why he's not learning. That's what I want to say.

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He's blogged eating the whole thing.

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He sent us a vlog, and it was literally the whole video was like, what, like three to five minutes. Yeah, and he ate it all.

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Because they didn't believe me, because this is when I was like really trying to put on weight. That's right.

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I would tell them just no person on earth does that.

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They were like, I don't believe that you do that. So I'd send him a video as I get to work. I'd be like, hey, got this. It's a full 30-count nugget meal and a milkshake. Two minutes later, I send him a video being like, finished it.

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Two minutes? Zavid can eat like a when we go to Mexican, he'll eat like a what is it called? The burrito California in like less than five minutes. Yeah, he times himself.

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It's that my record is three minutes and 37 seconds.

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Oh my god. And my favorite part is when he's telling us this, everyone's like, you're getting a 30 count and a milkshake. And I was like, guys, guys, wait. What kind of milkshake do you get peppermint one?

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Yes!

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Yes! Everybody hates on it. It's so good. It's the best one.

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Overrated. I agree.

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Guys, Lawrence is not on this episode.

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Lawrence, my Chick-fil-A order is the four-count strip meal with a large fry and a water with four barbecue sauces. A water?

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Yeah.

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I'm a strictly water.

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Oh, I forgot to say my swatches.

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Me too.

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I forgot the swatches, guys. I forgot to say my swatches.

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How many sauces do you use for a 30 count?

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Six.

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That's bad. That's bad. She's got one plus one is two.

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And this is just a talking.

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Chat, did I just say I'm so excited?

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We're excited. We're excited too.

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Why do you always that you just recently spamming chat? Yeah, I have.

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I love that. Dude, I love saying chat.

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It's just so funny to me. I'm sure it'll wear off and I'll look back to this and be like, brother. So it's my episode. Alright.

Guess Who Said It Quote Book

SPEAKER_09

First segment I wanted to do was Guess Who Said It Quote Book Edition. Just so you know. I've been keeping a quote book since what? It would have been 2021. It's it was our sophomore 22. Yeah, it was our sophomore year of college. I'll go back and see when this started. Oh yeah, I think I can. I will. Yeah. Anyway, anything that I find funny from all our friends, but I wanted to read some off and have you guys guess who said it. I'm gonna try and keep it. I'll keep it to people in this room. So I literally I'm so upset because I just scrolled up to be right back to the top. One second. Sorry. Because I know how I have someone here that is that should be in the same as I'm gonna go. Look, I was gonna give these and I saw Terry's first quote on here, and I was like, this is going to be so excited. Oh, I'll say I'll actually say that because I wasn't gonna do it because I thought you were gonna know it. But the first one is like, yeah, they leave the little booty parsley on the seat.

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Booty parsley. You don't even have cheap toilet paper.

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I hate that so much.

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I also there's gonna be like, if there's multiple people in the room that have said it back to back, it would be person A, person B that you can guess for. This one is insane. Alright. I get an intrusive thought every time I pass someone sitting still in a wheelchair to turn off the handbrake.

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What are you the only one who's she's the only one who's not? She's just like, it's even Tyree?

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Morgan!

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I was like, I'll dox myself first, and then I'll move. I forgot I forgot that you're an option. Like I would never actually do it, but it does the thought does cross my mind every time. Every time. Every time I'm like, what if I do turn it off?

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That's a hilarious.

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You feel people. This is a great. Okay, next one. My make-a-wish was to be vice president.

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As in a fact, my make-a-wish.

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Or no, sorry. It was the situation was hypothetical. It was like if I had a make-a-wish, my make-a-wish was gonna be to be vice president.

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I think it was Tyree.

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I think it was Kenneth.

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Kenna? It was Tyree. I think we're playing some game. Or we were playing that job. We were playing that job job. Oh, yeah. Yeah, fun employment. Fun employment. Yeah. That was funny. This is the table for people who can sit.

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This is a table for people who can sit.

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Come on, I've got Kennedy.

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That's gotta be Kennedy.

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Kennedy.

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Is that Kennedy? That's either Kennedy or Kennedy.

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I said that when Daniel had his surgery, he's like, what are he was like, what are you guys doing? And he can't sit down on the table. I was like, oh, this is actually a table for people who can sit. Yeah. And he was like, he was so offended and he walked away and I was like, oh, is that too far?

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He was so sensitive. He literally would not be involved for like weeks.

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Okay, this next one. Reverse Michael Jackson.

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That was me.

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You're not the most important. Oh, the one who gave me hate for asking that question.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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It was just I actually cannot physically remember the context that happened. I just remember David excitedly clapping, going, reverse Michael Jackson!

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Okay, yeah.

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Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. So I was treating it like it was like a competition.

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It was a Lord's pool that was really funny. I don't think I can say this. Well now we know it's Lawrence. No, I know. That's what I'm saying. No, it was that security K trip party, you're like, MLK would have loved this. That's perfect. But it was like everyone's talking right and we were just standing there in silence next to each other. He's like, man. Okay. When people use your bit, it's like getting crowns in heaven. You not me. Tyree. Tyree. It was Tyree. Oh my gosh. Whoa. Anyone else in the club want Chick-fil-A? Tyree.

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Gracie.

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No.

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It was you.

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She said no.

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She mentions the club all the time.

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I think that was when we had that conversation. If you're like, I've never been to the club. If I was there, I'd be like, anybody else want to remember that. You guys hold it to Hannah Latana. Oh my gosh.

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Sorry.

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I think that's gonna be a good one.

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I got one. Yeah? I'll make your innie an outie.

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Oh no. Cut that out. Is that somebody in this room?

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It's not a belly button. Oh, yeah.

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No.

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Morgan. What was the one you were laughing at that you were gonna say?

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You should have filtered these in person like that's what I meant to do, and I totally forgot.

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Let me say it. I was like, oh I'm so sorry. This is so much to cut. I'll just do like two or three. No, you no no. Let's keep going.

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Do you have one that you want to throw there? I would I would domesticate an otter. Wait! I would own a domesticated otter.

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Morgan said that.

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David Kennedy.

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David. I feel like you were saying something about otters the other day.

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I don't think it was Morgan.

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Yeah. This is one of my personal things. Your name can be in the book of life, but it cannot be in the small group group chat.

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Wait, what? That was you.

unknown

Oh.

SPEAKER_09

It was very, very great. Yes. We were talking for the longest time our small group, like, you couldn't be in the text message group chat if you had a Samsung because it would turn the message screen. And then it got to the point where like, hey guys, this is like preventing people from coming to our small group. We put on groupy, she's like, Your name could be in the book of life. It could not be in the small group group chat. It's a good one. Wait, I have one. She's not technically in this room, but. Why have you never let me cheer?

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She loves the name drop.

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Did she listen?

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Yes, she listened to her. Oh my gosh. She'll come to me being like, I heard you said that people who don't like water are whatever, whatever. She's like, you're you're gonna get it for that. I'm like, okay.

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Stop.

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Vail, I agree with you. I love you.

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I have one, I want to say it was sung to the tune of this song. It was like R I P that toilet. That was said, hard stop.

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That was somebody in this room.

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Yeah.

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You I don't know. I don't know. Actually.

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Any guess, random guess. I'm gonna go David.

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I don't know.

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It was Lori.

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I didn't even know he was on the list.

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I have no idea what the context was. I'm wondering if it was like, oh, like July Celestia or something like that.

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I feel safe to lick my fingers in front of you. Hey!

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She said, Oh the uranium has a private account. Tyree. That's what I I'm quoting a lot. The uranium has a private account.

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Tyree's just so quotable, that's the problem. She has a lot.

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It's because I it's my lack of social awareness, guys.

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I have one. Listen, my pants are unbuttoned under this blanket.

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That sounds like great. I hope. What? It could have been me. I don't know. David, relax. It's a girl thing, you wouldn't get it.

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So as long as you have to unbutton her pants. Oh, um. Oh yeah, he has that red hot Shili Peppers tattoo. Gracie. So good. Yeah, that was about David's radio head tattoo.

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She was not really bummer. So good. What?

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Oh gosh. It's either overcomable or unovercomable. I don't know. No, that was actually your mom, Kennedy, that said that. Really? Yeah. And I like requesting your money. Because I have that thing where I repeat everybody, so I repeated it, and Morgan like laughed at me.

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We'll put a slash. Anytime I said something funny around Brooks, he's like, put a slash with my name. Like, no, it was just me. It was just me.

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Either uppercover or undercover. I was like, what? Oh my god. Washing yourself is a losing fight? Ask us a question. It sounds like David. Yeah, I agree. It was Mary Gray.

unknown

I can't remember that.

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I beat the allegations. I beat the allegations.

SPEAKER_09

Somebody had just broken up with somebody or something. I can't remember what happened, right? Or I can't remember what happened, but they were like, just you know, it was a losing fight. You're like washing yourself. It's a losing fight.

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That sounds valid, whatever argument I was making.

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Sounds like she wasn't wrong. Oh gosh. Sorry, I'm trying to skip through these. Oh my god, please. I have one. Maybe she lives. A walk to remember but she lives.

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I want to say it again.

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A walk to remember but she lives.

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Morgan. Yeah.

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Oh what?

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If it's something like it's something really weird, it's Morgan.

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If it's niche, it's Morgan. If it's very niche. Oh my gosh, I'm sorry. It's okay. Take a chat. Gracie, if you have it, you gotta shout out. Okay. That's well, that's the issue I'm running into. I'm so sorry. She's crazy. Okay, there I gotta give connects first. Okay. The song in question in this quote is the pentatonics version of I Need Your Love. Okay. If I had to belly dance to a song, it would be this one.

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Grace. It's one of these two.

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That's right.

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And it was Gracie. No, I haven't heard it. Have you heard Sneaker El? No sneaker night?

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Yeah. Wait, the next gadget. Yeah.

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I have something to tell you about that song happening.

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Yeah, you can do that.

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I got some wet.

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Oh, yeah. I was that song. I want to watch Hamilton, but in a rom-com way. It was crazy as well. I love him. Wait, what? We share that love.

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I love his story. Hamilton is just so great. It's so great. Never seen it. She watched it on the fourth. I watched Sam Ron instead. Oh you've got to watch it.

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We did indeed. Oh, uh, I have a good one. They're tight. Okay, technically, not in this room. And that's why I drink my gum.

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I know who it is. I did too, I saw it.

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On three. One, two, three. Even gray. Even Gray. Eyebrahead in that quote book.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, she has access. I remember it because she came.

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She came to me and she's like, Gray just made his debut into my quote book. I was like, what did he say? It's better because he did like a commercial voice. It's like, and that's why I drink my gum.

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Yeah. Okay, last thing. Oh, wait, two more. Okay, I found a good, sorry. All taper, no fade. That was Kennedy. It's a classic Kennedy. I feel like we've quotes banger of a quote. That was the first one for you, Kennedy. Yeah, yeah. I think it was.

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Sorry, Ryan.

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Hey. So the context. Cashing strays, cashing strays. This is just a situation. This will be the last thing that we do for the. Do you want to do that?

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This person said, please pin drop while I'm giving birth.

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Not me.

SPEAKER_09

That's fair. Morgan.

unknown

Yes.

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Who's pin dropping?

SPEAKER_09

You. This was, by the way, we were in a doorroom and Gracie was actively learning how to pin drop. And I was like, you know what, please? You know, why don't I give birth one day? Just do it. You gotta be there for it. Can you do it? Just a pin drop. Oh gosh. Okay, last one. This is a situation, it's not a quote. Okay. This is too good. For context, on a phone call gets taken off of hold, and this person was singing bad romance full chested on the phone when I removed them from hold. Who in this room? I didn't know exactly who this is.

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David.

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And D. But it wasn't like he was like, I want you to love it. He was like up there, too. He was like, I want you to love it.

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No music playing by the other car.

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No, nothing nothing wrong in the car.

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I was like, uh, David's time. It's funny.

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She had me on hold for a while. That was like the third song.

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We went through songs from Oh gosh. Okay. Well, that was the coolest thing. And that's my fault, Jack. That was just touch. And that was that was it. That was that was the whole thing. Guys, we're so funny. Next one.

Defending The Greatest Album Ever

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I want everyone to defend what they think their fit like the favorite album of all time, or what they think is the greatest album of all time. Oh, that's so hard. That is the question. I'll go first then. But so for me, I think Tapestry, Carol King peak album. I literally when I heard hers, like any of her music for the first time, that was like we've talked about it, like the most foundational, like I love music moment of my life. That album, 10 out of 10, every single song on it, it's peak. It's so chill. It's like you want to be like, it's like a rainy day and you're like on a couch. Oh, I forgot about the timer. Yeah. Sorry, we age of one minute. Um, and it's just the most like cozy album. That's just the general parts of it that I love. Actually, like legitimately structure of it. The writing is incredible, the music is peak, insane piano, the entire album. It's like one of those albums where it's like, you know, when there's like a song or two on something that you're just like, hey, this doesn't fit this at all. Like, like, what are we doing here? Not the case. And then it like wraps up with like you make me feel like a natural woman. And it's her version because she wrote it and then gave it to Aretha Franklin, and then she sings it on a thing, and it's just the most like, oh, it's peak. It's peak. And you can also hear like James Taylor plays a guitar on it. You can hear him in the background. It's just the culmination of like somebody who did a lot of songwriting for other artists and is like, you know what, like this is the album that like she puts together, and it like is one of the highest-selling albums of all time. So let's see. I would say okay. So this one's kind of niche. The Carpenter's Christmas album. Good.

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It just is the best to listen to, even not during Christmas time, but like it's like such a nostalgic, like Christmas like compilation of songs to listen to.

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Like they have fun songs, they have like slower songs, and it's like if you want to feel everything that's good during Christmas time, you just have to listen to that one. But for non-Christmas ones, and it's so funny, Willie Nelson Nelson's Red Headed Stranger favorite. It's so good. And I don't, I'm not gonna explain it because it's just like it.

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It just needs to be crying in the rain.

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Period. Come on. Too good. Too good. Very good, hard yet.

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Hmm. This is kind of hard because I feel like I just kind of have different songs that I like from a bunch of different genres, and I just kind of pick and choose the songs I like, and I don't always have like a full album that I'm like I don't know.

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She LARP's music.

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I pick and choose what I like across different albums and different genres, but marmalade posting.

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That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. I feel like this is kind of like cliche. I don't know if that's the right word, but Ella Langley's dandelion album, I really like that album, right? I mean, I feel like everyone is kind of into her stuff right now. On their Langley grinds. Yeah, on their Langley grinds. But I also have been listening to a lot of Russell Dickerson. I like a lot of his songs. So I don't know. For a more uncommon answer, I used to listen to the Isaacs a lot. They're this brother and sister group, and they did a lot of a cappella together, and their album naturally, I think. I guess that is one album that I would listen to a lot because I liked how they harmonized and everything. So great answer.

SPEAKER_06

It's a hard, hard. Weezer, radio. New album. Um my top three would probably have to be number one, would obviously be Okay Computer. I don't think there's a single song on that album that isn't.

SPEAKER_03

Who wrote that? Radio Hot Shoppers. Red Hot Sleepers, actually.

SPEAKER_06

Ha ha. Second one would probably have to be by Tyler the creator, uh, Igor. That was a fantastic album. And then third one would be Bruno Mars. It's like the DuWops and Hooligans. That's such a great album. I don't think like every single one of those albums, I don't think there's a single sketch. I I love every single one of those.

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So I'm outing myself. I'm not a music person at all. If I listen to the same five songs, the rest of my life, I think I'd be content. That being said, my album is a soundtrack from I will argue the best sequel ever. I know. I was saying the soundtrack from Shrek 2. He knows Paul. Living Lavina Loca. Okay, songs.

unknown

Come on.

SPEAKER_07

That's the best answer. That's the correct answer. That is the correct answer.

SPEAKER_09

Bad Michael Jackson, no. Um Shrek 2 soundtrack.

SPEAKER_06

I thought he was gonna say Guardians of Galaxy 2, and I would have agreed with it. Like, but then he Shrek 2? Yeah, that's the answer. That's the answer.

SPEAKER_10

Um, mine is Adele 25. That was so close to being mine. Hello? Yeah. Uh the shower and you should be like, I'll be like, Is it my love? Yeah. I miss you when you're young, remedy. Water under the bridge, in the dark, million years ago, all I asked. That's the booth.

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Yeah.

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And Iris McCase. Yeah.

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Fantastic album.

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Yeah. Yeah. I will say I thought of uh asterisk just because to this day there are still songs, like it's probably like my number three song, like for my Spotify rap, Hamilton. Like, there's so many songs still on there, and it's like we're just also good. Yeah.

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Yeah, I gotta steer away from soundtracks or I think all the music classes. But okay, for me, for just my favorite, not that I think it's the greatest of all time. I was going to do Science and the Faith by the script, but I was thinking about my defense, and I was like, ah, there's just two songs that I really think if they had put those in there, then it would have been the greatest album, greatest yearning album ever. But so I switched it. And I actually really love Stick Season Forever. Yeah, good. That one specifically, when there's like 30 plus songs, and like he gets all of them. It's just it's so good. And like I love sad songs, but some are like too sad. This is like enough to where like it doesn't make me upset, but I love listening to it, and it's just like so diverse. All the songs and the people he gets to feature. And just lyrically, like I'm more of a lyric person than a music person, and the lyrics there are just so beautiful, and I like it. Like, I never get tired of it. And I think that's when you know it's your favorite. Like, I'm not gonna do it.

SPEAKER_09

If you had to choose a soundtrack though, I wanna know. Can we actually let's go around and do soundtrack? Laurence, you can pick a second one if you want.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_03

I I might have to go Hamilton. But second is Lamez. That's my favorite musical. That's my favorite musical, but I think the soundtrack in Hamilton is better. Love it.

SPEAKER_09

If we're going musical, I love Waitress. I literally I can't. I love that show so much. Good. But then in general, there is a movie called Begin Again. I love that movie so much. Song Today soundtrack. It has it's like Kira Knightley, Mark Ruffalo, Hailey Sniffel. It's so good, but they wrote all original music for the movie, and it's all so good. It's very like I don't know how to describe it, like more encoded. Yeah, if you can imagine. It's like singer-songwriter like indie, but like they're in New York like they record the whole album outside the movie, and it's like so cool. Oh, it's peak. I'll say obviously Hamilton, but I like as far as musicals, like I think The Wizard of Oz. It's just classic. I actually have not. And I know, I know, guys. I'm black. I know. It is so good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

Get up, damn, get it, damn.

SPEAKER_09

Um stop the episode right now.

SPEAKER_02

I think the greatest showman. I love the song. Like, there's just so many like really good, wholesome songs in there. Oh, wait, White Christmas. I forgot.

SPEAKER_09

There's so many good ones I can't choose over the hedge cards.

SPEAKER_06

That was a good one. I'm not gonna lie, that was my second choice.

SPEAKER_09

You're kidding me. I'm not even joking.

SPEAKER_06

I loved that one. Guardians, all three Guardians of the Galaxy movies, easily. I mean, obviously, they're great. I didn't watch a whole lot of musicals as a kid. I will say Grace Showman is was one that I actually did enjoy. But also La La Land.

SPEAKER_09

I was even thinking like I'm surprised you didn't say that.

SPEAKER_03

I hey I was thinking more like Broadway musical. That's what I was within my mind.

SPEAKER_09

I know La La Land is the answer. Yeah. It is, it is.

SPEAKER_04

Shrek two, please.

SPEAKER_01

And another one for the gentleman. Shrek musical? Shrek Shreken Cream sheets.

SPEAKER_04

Shreking. I love Shrek 1. That's especially my mind. Me and Chris saw the Lion King recently. Good. I remember sitting there watching, I think I shed a few tears. I was just like, This is awesome. And I think it's like childhood nostalgia.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, yeah. For context, though. They saw it when they came like to do the Broadway show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh not just watching the movie, but also valid.

SPEAKER_10

Oh I was like, yeah, what do you mean? Yes.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my gosh. Sorry. I just thought of like talking about crying like during a movie. I don't know if you the all of the songs from the spirit movie. I don't know if you I don't know if you guys have seen it, but it's this like cartoon horse movie. But like literally, I think all the songs in that movie make me cry, but they are really good. I literally I totally forgot Tarzan.

SPEAKER_09

That is the best uh hot take. That might be the best Disney movie. Yeah, I don't know. Tangle's my favorite. That's not ridiculous to say, but that's not ridiculous to say. It's so good. Sorry. Great, did you want to say it's a good thing? Brother Bear? Look, Phil Collins needs to get back on his soundtrack crying. I don't care what it's for. I need look, movie in my heart makes me cry every time I hear it. Huh? Oh. I see, I wasn't thinking like composing. And that's it. If it was that way, it would be like Lola Land in the holiday up there for like because Han Zimmer.

SPEAKER_03

But musical, it's just different. There so many categories, guys.

SPEAKER_10

Mine is Mamma Mia. Good. Sounds good too. And like I saw it live, and I was just so good. Love. I just love it.

SPEAKER_09

Love it. Amazing. Very

Overrated Or Underrated Rapid Fire

SPEAKER_09

good. Um, so the next section I had was rapid fire overrated, underrated. Basically, I'm just gonna throw stuff out there. Everyone either I don't should we do like thumbs up, thumbs down, and we can like discuss it after. I don't ever want to answer at the same time.

SPEAKER_08

What do I know? I don't ever do like saying it. Yay or nay. You say what it is. No, you can't explain to just say. Yeah, yay or nay.

SPEAKER_03

That's why I was like, I want to like adjust how. Are we not like it has to be over-under? You can't say properly rated. Yeah, over-under. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Overrated, underrated. And it's what the world what the world thinks is we need to say, oh, that's overrated. Okay, yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_09

Sorry.

SPEAKER_06

That's how it works.

SPEAKER_09

The notebook. Overrated.

SPEAKER_10

Uh overrated.

SPEAKER_04

Overrated. I've never seen it, but I'm gonna say overrated.

SPEAKER_10

I've never seen it, but I'll say overrated.

SPEAKER_04

Unfortunately, I have to go overrated.

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Overrated.

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Overrated.

SPEAKER_06

It is so overrated.

SPEAKER_09

Beyonce. I'm in a tough predicament. You are.

SPEAKER_01

Mary Grace, what's it? Hey, Mary. Mary does not have to answer this question.

SPEAKER_09

She got passed. I'll say right now I think she's kind of overrated. Listen, Lemonade, though, she was a fears. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Overrated.

SPEAKER_06

I would say the country album made her overrated.

SPEAKER_03

You can't use say overrated. Give your reason.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, my bad can't give their reason. I said for it. So just name it.

SPEAKER_09

I'll say overrated.

SPEAKER_10

Overrated? I don't know.

SPEAKER_09

Overrated. I would agree overrated. But I do agree. Lemonade. Lemonade. She said it was. Yeah. I'd say it is like rated closer to overrated than to overrated. I don't know. But I I also just kind of like, yeah, over a little bit. Okay, pizza. Let's just do it. Let's go away. Um underrated. Underrated.

SPEAKER_06

Underrated. Overrated.

SPEAKER_03

Overrated. I have to go underrated.

SPEAKER_08

Overrated. I overleft.

SPEAKER_03

If we could pick properly, I think it belongs there, but since we can't.

SPEAKER_09

La La Land. You can say it. You can say it.

SPEAKER_08

Overrated. It's okay.

SPEAKER_02

It's okay. Hey, speak your truth. I'm gonna say overrated.

SPEAKER_06

Underrated.

SPEAKER_04

I will also say underrated. Underrated.

SPEAKER_03

Underrated! David! You can't do that, David. Dude, and they're not gonna see us. I can see you. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_09

Oh my sorry. My list that I had literally overdid. Okay. Never mind, it's not. You got it. I'm just gonna go off the tap. It's fine. Coffee.

SPEAKER_02

Overrated. I know I can't say anything. I'm just gonna say underrated.

SPEAKER_06

Heavily overrated.

SPEAKER_04

Underrated. Overrated.

SPEAKER_03

Overrated. Underrated. Oh, I have to. Oh, you might have to.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_09

There it is. Sorry. Alright, New Year's Eve. Oh. Just the holiday, New Year's Eve. Underrated.

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Overrated.

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Underrated.

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Overrated.

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Underrated.

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Underrated. Overrated.

SPEAKER_09

I I love New Year's Eve, but I also feel like it's just I if anything, I'd say rated to overrated.

SPEAKER_06

But like I guess it just depends on the experience.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, she'll be me every time. Hey, okay. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Listen, what I'm saying. I'm saying the social discourse around New Year's Eve is overrated to me. For me, experiencing New Year's Eve, I love it because we do a beach trip every time with our friend. And so that's peak, right? But then everyone would be like, I was like, oh, I can't wait for New Year's. Like, I can't wait. New Year's resolution. Yeah, and I'm just kind of like, bruh. New Year's resolutions are stupid. You can also make it change any day of the year. Hear me out. You don't want to wait. Like, we can just do this.

SPEAKER_06

What does the Michael Jackson song say?

SPEAKER_09

She's got it.

SPEAKER_07

I'm not gonna lie. Not the person I expected to sing it.

SPEAKER_09

She's committed. She's committed. The Office. Who Oh my gosh. Underrated. Underrated.

SPEAKER_06

Underrated.

SPEAKER_04

Underrated.

SPEAKER_09

Don't do it.

SPEAKER_07

You can't explain yourself.

SPEAKER_10

Because people make it their personality, and that's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_07

That's fair.

SPEAKER_10

But I do like it.

SPEAKER_09

Underrated. It's insane coming from me, but I yeah, over. Look, it's it's true. When people make it their personality, it is like rather than. If I don't rated, I would say rated. Yes. I think it's deserves what it has. The thing is, it's specific, you know. There's specific jokes in the obs I think are underrated, but I think in general, it just depends. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

You know. Yeah, I watched it for the first time, well, what, six months ago? Yeah, you think. Oh, really? I've never seen it. I thought it was overrated, then I started watching it. I'm like, oh, there's got to be a good one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

I showed them like the best episode.

SPEAKER_04

The Jim and Pam like love story.

SPEAKER_10

Well, no, but that's them like diversity day. I showed you um. Did you show them stress relief? Dinner party, stress relief, dinner party.

SPEAKER_09

So good. Okay.

Utensils Debate And Car Chaos

SPEAKER_09

This is gonna be like uh I can we can do this with the last one if you want. It's gonna be like a classification of things. It's gonna be three things you could do over, under, properly. All of them combined? Yeah. So for example, this this this one right here, hold on, say it with me. Say it with me. It's the same genre, same genre. Utensils. Fork knife spoon. Overrated, underrated, rated. You know what I mean? Like, I thought it was only over under. We can't do other. Which question is? No.

SPEAKER_03

Well because she's doing three options. Yeah. One has to go.

SPEAKER_04

You don't use one option for one option for each thing.

SPEAKER_09

Like, so like. One is an open. It's like you're cheering it, like one, two, and three. Or we can move on to the next thing.

SPEAKER_06

Move on, because that's a dumb question.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, okay. You are this close to being kicked out of my mouth.

SPEAKER_06

How are you gonna eat a steak with a spoon?

SPEAKER_11

Oh my gosh. I love spoon!

SPEAKER_07

Where did the s where did the steak I'm imagining it says like kill kids Mary kind of thing? That's my kid. If you overrate something, that's kicking out of the thing.

SPEAKER_09

In no setting type.

SPEAKER_07

I know, but that's how I'm proud of it.

SPEAKER_01

They're all food.

SPEAKER_07

They're all perfectly rated. They're all perfectly rated because you need them all.

SPEAKER_03

No, a fork is way more versatile. I was gonna say, let me ask you.

SPEAKER_07

How are you gonna eat a cereal with a fork? How you go, you know, you go make a bowl of cereal and try to eat it with a fork. And I will! That's not with the fork!

SPEAKER_09

That's not with the fork! Here we are, here we go, here we are, right? How can you eat a steak with a spoon? Maybe choose knife. You don't have to choose food. You have to eat this. You're reading it. What do you mean? How am I gonna eat ice cream with a knife? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Anything else?

SPEAKER_07

I hate this. This might be the most heated we've ever gotten.

SPEAKER_11

That requires a spork.

SPEAKER_03

So that was just a pretty example of what he's gonna do. You're not asked to actually do that. No, we are.

SPEAKER_01

And I know.

SPEAKER_09

Fork. Fork is overrated. Knife is properly rated. Spoon is underrated. Because I have even said the spoon, David. Hard times, okay? Hard times, you don't have any clean dishes. Never once did I say you couldn't use it again. Never once didn't say it.

SPEAKER_01

You're just rating it.

SPEAKER_09

I just it's overrated, you can never touch it again. Five by nine. Because you can do everything, and this is what I was saying for underrated Beyonce.

SPEAKER_11

What do you mean? I'll never touch her again.

SPEAKER_09

You can do everything with a spoon or your hands.

SPEAKER_11

How am I supposed to solve some Beyonce at the gym? You can't do that.

SPEAKER_09

David uh I have to agree.

SPEAKER_02

Probably whatever I say.

SPEAKER_01

Let's just say hi.

SPEAKER_07

I agree with Terry.

SPEAKER_04

I don't think I've ever told you this. There are times when I'm like at home by myself. And I'm feeling lazy. Like I'll just this is so embarrassing. I just don't use utensils. I was eating with my hands.

SPEAKER_01

But like what kind of like cereal.

SPEAKER_04

No like this has like soup. I'll be eating your rice. I was just trying to get out of my hands. Oh, that's really chicken, like anything. That seems hard.

SPEAKER_06

No, that's normal.

SPEAKER_03

No, it's just.

SPEAKER_04

Your hands?

SPEAKER_03

It's kind of messy, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

No, I just mean.

SPEAKER_03

Your hands are the spinning. That's not very practical. It's more work to do that. Of course.

unknown

That's fine, though.

SPEAKER_09

There are times like at the last apartment that I used to work or live at. Right, like there are just times where dishes do not get done. So there's one time I ate cereal with one of those long what are they called, Morgan? The long mixing spoons. Like all the way out here. Hey, hard times. Okay, we're gonna go car related, just for David.

SPEAKER_06

No, no, skip it.

SPEAKER_09

Gas, brakes, steering wheel. You gotta get rid of one.

SPEAKER_06

Brakes. Brakes. Think about it. Take your foot off the gas, car slows down. You just gotta be smart enough.

SPEAKER_09

Wherever you want to go.

SPEAKER_06

So that's just how Morgan drives already.

SPEAKER_09

No, that's how I park, David. Oh yeah, you're right. I think we have to leave it at that. Next one, next thing. That was funny. Oh my gosh. I've never felt so much rage under my body. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_06

I was angry.

SPEAKER_01

You know.

SPEAKER_09

Good

Guess The Movie From Reviews

SPEAKER_09

night. Okay. So the next one is I'm gonna pull up my letterbox and read reviews with no context. And I would like you to guess what movie it is because I was given the free will to do that. Love it. So good.

SPEAKER_06

Giggling already.

SPEAKER_09

Alright. This is cheating rage bait.

SPEAKER_06

Notebook.

SPEAKER_09

Propaganda. Propaganda. Cheating rage bait? Cheating, rage bait, propaganda. Dear John.

SPEAKER_06

The notebook.

SPEAKER_09

You're on the right track. Cheating, rage bait, propaganda. I feel like I've There is a second sentence I can read, but it will like kind of give away.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know, read it. Well, I wasn't saying it. I thought you had said that about the notebook too, but that is it just also is.

SPEAKER_09

I'm sure that's all you're right. This is a different movie, not notebook. Okay. That is cheating rage rate.

SPEAKER_07

Cheating.

SPEAKER_09

Rage rate. My poetry. The second sentence of this is should have married Massimo. Oh. Is it my movie, J Lo Wedding, The Wedding Planner? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I love that movie. Honestly, Massimo.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I haven't seen that movie in a while. I've never seen it. We'll watch it. It's good. It's so good.

SPEAKER_10

Honestly, but yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Massimo. Hello? He's cute, but like Massimo's from Italy. Hello? Like, come on. It's Alex Correct. Hey, hear me out. Okay, so nobody hears Watch Grace. Hey, tough ground. Alright. D1 yearner, number one overall draft pick.

SPEAKER_06

What?

SPEAKER_09

D1 yearner.

SPEAKER_06

There can be so many people. Is there more to it? Is that it?

SPEAKER_09

There's I'll read the second one. If you want to do it.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't think that because it was just football related?

SPEAKER_09

There's this. What?

SPEAKER_06

Is the guy built big?

SPEAKER_09

What? Because you said number one trash. D1 yearner, number one overall draft pick.

SPEAKER_06

Wait, movie or TV show. Wait, Morgan, is this only movies?

SPEAKER_09

Yes.

SPEAKER_06

Oh.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, second sentence I have on here. Daisy is genuinely my biggest.

SPEAKER_10

That's face! Okay, yes, give me the outfit. Yeah, we should be able to get it. She's my outfit.

SPEAKER_06

I haven't seen that movie in so long.

SPEAKER_09

The most 2000s movie to ever 2000s. That's it. She's very big. These are yes. She's girls. No. Oh, Charlie's Angels? No. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. Sister Hall of Traveling Pants.

SPEAKER_01

Good guesses, ladies. Yes! You will.

SPEAKER_09

Okay. I Joseph shall swaddle this baby. I Joseph shall swaddle this baby. That is a quote from the video.

SPEAKER_10

Oh my gosh. Four Christmases? Yes. Good. Grace. That's right.

SPEAKER_09

Okay. Had to adjust my rating of Hood Wings because I couldn't bear this being at the same level as that movie. Oh my goodness. The Hood Winx gives you no clue. I will tell you. Great movie. Came out last year and it is a rom com.

SPEAKER_04

Wait, what?

SPEAKER_09

No, you didn't watch that.

SPEAKER_04

Wait, say it one more time. Last?

SPEAKER_09

Had to adjust my rating of Hood Wings because I couldn't bear this being at the same level as that movie.

SPEAKER_06

It was a rom-com that came out last year? What's a rom command?

SPEAKER_02

In a theater vacation movie that y'all were talking about? No. Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Did it come out in theaters or was it like on a streaming show?

SPEAKER_09

It was in theaters.

SPEAKER_04

Was it that movie y'all saw together? You left and it was Bunts?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. Regretting You. You left? No, we we watched Regretting You. I watched it during that movie.

SPEAKER_10

But then Girls and Doctor were like, it's just soccer. And I was like, did we watch Yummy to the Yummy to the case?

SPEAKER_03

Shark Tails. Shark Tales.

SPEAKER_09

This is what my dreams look like when I take that in Girl.

SPEAKER_00

Spy Kids.

SPEAKER_09

Oh kids. Great guesses. Great guesses. Keep going. I will you want to hint? Yeah, it is animated. Good.

SPEAKER_06

Angry Birds.

SPEAKER_09

No.

SPEAKER_06

Great guesses.

SPEAKER_09

Animated? Zootopia.

SPEAKER_06

2005. Shark Tales.

SPEAKER_09

No. Great guesses. Oh man. Is that right track? Yes.

SPEAKER_06

Not a guess girl?

SPEAKER_09

Over the head? Nope. Frig. Frig. Frig. We have mentioned it already in this room. Monsters of the movie. Such a good movie. Such a good movie. I'll watch that. They were high when they made that movie. Literally. Is that where uh bit-a-da? Ba-da-b-a-da-da-da. Please fun fact me. I am the Billy Gomer Pudwing. Somebody write that down. Hey, somebody get that.

SPEAKER_06

Put that one in the cover list.

SPEAKER_09

My fault. Oh my gosh. Simply put, if it has Bridget Menler in it, it's five out of five. Lemonade mouth. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Wait, what?

SPEAKER_09

Lemonade mouth.

SPEAKER_03

Lemonade mouth.

SPEAKER_09

There's no way you don't know lemonade mouth data.

SPEAKER_06

I do. Sorry.

SPEAKER_09

No, you're looking up right now.

SPEAKER_06

No, I'm trying to look up remembering. Was it called Remembering You?

SPEAKER_09

Regretting. Regretting You. Regretting You. Yeah, it was not. I've never heard of it. Is it calling Hoover Oh wait?

SPEAKER_06

No, I did hear about it. I heard those movies terrible.

SPEAKER_09

It was, it's what we're saying. You heard it from us. And that's what they said. You probably did. Hey, you probably did. Because I was so upset. Okay. I would like to personally thank whoever came up with that mirror scene, feeding me since childhood for real. Wait, what? Who said it on this? Mirror scene? You know what? Now that I say that without any context, Harry Potter. No, I said I would like to personally thank whoever came up with that one mirror scene, feeding me since childhood for real.

SPEAKER_06

I feel like it's something freaky.

SPEAKER_09

Is it like and no? No. Is that like Cinderella or like Maleficent?

SPEAKER_11

Oh my gosh, this is the Gomez one! Yes! Yeah!

SPEAKER_09

I love that scene. Oh that's insane.

SPEAKER_10

I got you. What? It's Selena Gomez.

SPEAKER_07

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_10

It's still another Snorella story.

SPEAKER_11

Oh, wait, I've seen that one. How about you listen when we talk? I can't, but five of you are talking at the same time!

SPEAKER_08

You're women!

SPEAKER_01

Do you have another control? Firmly grasping! Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Firmly grasping. One more, maybe?

SPEAKER_09

Shorter, shorter. No.

SPEAKER_06

Three more.

SPEAKER_09

Okay. I'm trying to find I'm just trying to find a good one to like wrap it up. That every movie.

SPEAKER_10

I don't want to buy it. It's an Amazon Prime. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Okay. I actually don't think I've ever cried harder at a movie, and I've seen this so many times before. The holiday. Good guesses. Good guesses. You guys know me. And I was if you ask. Great movie. The Fault in Our Stars.

SPEAKER_07

Oh Brutal.

SPEAKER_06

Oh no. Wait. What? Tyree's on the set Tyree's on the right track. I think it's a movie where one of the Levantrus dies.

SPEAKER_01

One of the dies?

SPEAKER_06

I think we're on the right track. I think it's something where Eleven trust dies.

SPEAKER_09

Charlie St. Cloud. Great movie. That one made me sad. Look, literally, it was one night where Aaron was supposed to be. It was like just the two of us at home. I think my parents and Ryan were out doing something. And he says, You want to watch the movie? And I was like, Yeah. And then he put a Charlie St. Cloud. And we both cried. I actually probably should have. Is that the one with a little? We were both sobbing crying. He's like, You can never tell anybody about this.

SPEAKER_07

And now the whole podcast knows.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, that's a good guess. Good guess. Great guess. Okay, if you want to hit it's animated. When was it? Have you seen it recently?

SPEAKER_04

Bro, inside out. Recently. Okay.

SPEAKER_09

It's true, but it's not their review. It is up.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, I was right though. I was right though.

SPEAKER_06

This is fun. I would have never guessed that.

SPEAKER_03

These are hard because her reviews are so like niche. No.

SPEAKER_05

She's so niche.

SPEAKER_01

She's so niche.

SPEAKER_03

So niche.

SPEAKER_09

No, guys. I'm so niche. Oh no. Gosh.

SPEAKER_05

God, I hate it.

SPEAKER_09

I just hate being so niche. Um, okay. Brother, why split this into two parts? I will never understand. Wicked. No, I do understand that. Wicked. And you didn't even make the second part and it wasn't even good. This is also all spaced out. Like in a several thoughts. He said, why would you split this into two parts? I will never understand it. And you didn't even make the second part of the movie, and it wasn't good.

SPEAKER_10

What do you mean they didn't make the second part if it split into two parts?

SPEAKER_09

They sp they split off it should have been one movie. And they split it to the toilet. No, it's not. It's it was one story, they split into two movies, and they never made the second part.

SPEAKER_10

So I'm going, it's right now, currently it's just hanging.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

unknown

Just hang in.

SPEAKER_09

I don't know. Would you like the year it came out?

SPEAKER_05

I am anything.

SPEAKER_09

2016. Great.

SPEAKER_05

Fantastic movie. I'm madly new right now.

SPEAKER_10

I have no idea.

SPEAKER_06

The last airbend art. The live action air.

SPEAKER_10

They should have made the second. Is it animated or no? Live action.

SPEAKER_05

What? What genre?

SPEAKER_09

Brother, why split this into two parts? I will never understand. And you didn't even make the second part, and it wasn't even good.

SPEAKER_03

It's also divergent. Is it? I have no idea what it is. It was Allegiance. Because I felt the same freaking way.

SPEAKER_09

I was like, what was the point? Yeah. Just all of it. They stabbed it at the most confusing part of the book. And also the last book like sucked anyway.

SPEAKER_03

And I was like, we have to finish this. And I look for the fourth one, and I'm like, what the heck? The reason I didn't say that is because I thought you meant like there were only two. That's what I'm saying. Okay, it's okay. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_09

But you meant that that story part. That's what it is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I understand. Those buns. Buns, buns, buns.

SPEAKER_06

If you think about it, there's a lot of movies in like the early 2010s where they were like trying to make the universe or whatever, and they just never took off.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. I sorry, I just saw another one for Four Christmases because I spam that movie every year. And I just said, I just love the kinds of roles Kristen Chenna was chose to do in the 2000s. Like random stuff, bro. Oh gosh. Got to meet her. Yes. Okay, last section.

SNL Auditions And Sketch Ideas

SPEAKER_09

Okay, this one, this one's a little bit of a challenge, but it's okay. So I sent the list, right? This is I wanted everybody to come up with for your either your SNL audition, right? Like you had to audition. Usually it's either stand-up or you do characters. So if you had to audition for SNL, like what would you do? Like, what would you talk about? Or if you don't want to do that, you could also be like, if I was on SNL, this is the kind of skit I would want to do. Like this is the kind of character. So we can go either way.

SPEAKER_10

That's so hard.

SPEAKER_09

Gracie and I have a joint one though. We do. But I I kind of think maybe I should save her for last or should I go first? I don't what do you want to have anything?

SPEAKER_10

I think they used you did.

SPEAKER_05

I kind of. I don't know what character I'd play in it, but I think it would just be a hilarious guess because I have a photo of this from work today.

SPEAKER_06

This is what I thought of. I have a new desk. Like I got a promotion, so I like have a desk now in one of the service areas at my work, and there's a window to like the customer area, a customer lounge. And I look over there and I just see this I see this short, bald old man. He came right over, and when I pointed it out to other people, nobody else saw him. But he was sitting there. So like I thought of that, and then I read the text. Like you sent it like minutes later, and I was like, oh my gosh. I think my sketch would be like the one like if I had to choose actors for it, Ryan Gosling would be the main guy where he sees this old guy just staring at him. I would choose like a restaurant scenario. Old guy peeking over like the like Yeah, like the divider just staring at him, and he's like talks to his date or like whoever's there at dinner, even like the waitress and stuff like that. And like nobody's acknowledging it, but it's just old guy's just staring at me the entire time. He's just getting even more like worried and paranoid and just freaked out.

SPEAKER_07

Like, I just think that would be I I think it'd be hilarious.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'm really good at it.

SPEAKER_07

Like, yeah, you don't yeah, like I couldn't imagine anybody else but Ryan Gosling doing that scalp.

SPEAKER_09

Oh my Lanta. I would um I my favorite SNL sketch, and so this is one I would love to be a character in the sketch, is uh Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake camp.

SPEAKER_06

Oh yeah, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_09

I love just the good night. That is literally you and Mary Grace. We just hear each other singing on the other side of the wall. Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? It's like Ray! Those are my favorite sketches. And then short shorts, yes, the lisp. Yes, those are my favorite SNL sketches, so I love to be in one. I think to so too that like if I were to create like a an original skit, I think I because I wrote this down, like all you guys are in it, and we would do like some kind of bit where basically we just echo each other and everything we say, and it's just like what like everybody repeats it, goes around the room. Yeah. In our skit, we are boobas. No.

SPEAKER_02

That would be so good.

SPEAKER_09

Came down in a bubble.

SPEAKER_02

Came down in a bubble, though. I think it would be really funny if there was a skit. I don't think necessarily me doing it, but if there was a skit based off of the movie Zoolander. Good. I haven't watched it. I haven't seen it yet. But just when we were talking about it, I was like, I know that this will make me laugh so hard just because of the dumb way that they talk, like in the movie. And so if they did a skit around that, I think that that would be so funny. And Jimmy Fallon would need to be one of those people. And um Why male mattos? Why male mattos? See, it would be so funny. They need to do that. This is a house for ants. I feel like I feel like they could literally be talking about anything. It wouldn't have to be like jokes written if they just talked like that the whole time.

SPEAKER_06

Like have a normal conversation, but just like so, what do you think about the political and economic state of the world right now?

SPEAKER_02

I would laugh so hard at that. I would love if they did a skip. So I was talking to my guy, Agent O'Blanc.

SPEAKER_06

And then, would you believe this? They whipped out their chime card.

SPEAKER_09

Last time. And I said, 6'7?

SPEAKER_02

They need to do that. Okay, and the other idea I have is I would want my dream is for it to be a stand-up, and Tyree and Morgan did stand-up on us. Yes. Yes. That would be my one of my dreams. Penn and teller. Pen and teller and show.

SPEAKER_09

I I did I did do stand-up in college.

SPEAKER_06

I remember you talking about it, but you said there was no proof.

SPEAKER_09

We've never seen it. There's proof.

SPEAKER_06

Is this worse or better than the emo photo?

SPEAKER_09

Oh no, it's fine. I it was funny. It was just the sound system in the room was so busted that like only the first like two rows of tables can hear me. So I was judging how like well it was going based off of the front tables, and it seemed to go pretty well. But everybody in the back couldn't like hear loud. It was funny.

SPEAKER_06

Dude, I'm telling you, these two doing stand-up together would be I didn't tell them.

SPEAKER_02

I would love we had the screencast. So, guys, let's make that happen. Let's lock it. Let's fuck it. Anybody else want to go?

SPEAKER_09

Okay, somebody has to be a bills. Lawrence? I got I got nothing. Lawrence, you would be in ours. We a customer. I mean we need a couple of things. Alright, can I do you have one either?

SPEAKER_03

Uh mine would be just getting a really don't know. I'm minorly I'll be in like a minorly dangerous situation, not really. And other people would be I'm like, what? Where does this get?

SPEAKER_06

Tyrannosaurus Rex behind her.

SPEAKER_03

And then another one I thought, if it's like personal something that I do, anytime I have something serious to say, I end up talking in a British accent. So be like, there can be something funny to do with a character who's like always just switching up their accent, like, wait a minute, what? It's like this now you're Australian on the show. No way it brings a bit. Yeah. So those are my ideas, but anyway. Go for it, girls.

SPEAKER_09

Okay. So this is what inspired this bit. Because first of all, I love SNL. Like, I literally, it's one of my favorite shows that they've ever come up with ever. But Gracie and I had a real life moment this past week of like, this is a like Kirsten Wig Maya Rudolph SNL skit. Or like like an Apollo or Tina Fe. Like this is an iconic, iconic SNL skit. So we are in a Belk. In a Belk? We are at in a set of scene. We're at Belk. Okay. Hey, hey. No, you're you're not in a Belk. You're in a Belk. Belk. And so there is this, like, this whole deal, and we're like, oh, we'll get like a deal in these dresses, whatever. So we're waiting to check out.

SPEAKER_10

It was buy one, get two free.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

So we all And there were three of us. So we all split the price of one in that. Like you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

For a very good deal. Right. Great, great job, Belk. Shout out, Belk. Sponsored, not really. But we walk up to this kiosk, and there's these two ladies. And on the left is this lady that's like older, and like she has like kind of like she's like a very raspy, like, I'll do the voice in a little bit, but like a southern, just like whatever. She talks, she doesn't move her mouth when she's like it just comes out behind her teeth. Like insane. That other lady, younger tattoos, like very like southern though. Southern, yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Like trying to be not southern, but is very southern.

SPEAKER_09

Yes, kind of like the accent that we fall into when we talk about that one old co-worker that she had, yeah. Um, and so this is like the vibe. We walk up, and so they're like talking to the other ladies, we're waiting in line, and all of a sudden the younger one's like, Oh my gosh, I just need to oh cry and Ivy, I just need to get a good deal on these jeans, I need to get these jeans. And then the other lady next to her is like, she goes, No, no. No, this is real life. This is my Vouch for me. That is exactly what she sounds like. And I'm checking out. She's scanning my items, and I'm like, and so I'm literally like looking at everywhere else. She's like, no, no, you gotta get one of that Manhattan brand jeans. They feel so good. And then she's like, I'll tell you what, I eat and I eat and I eat and they give and they give and they give.

SPEAKER_11

And we're like, I didn't trust for those. I'm about to I turn together. I didn't trust for those.

SPEAKER_09

And she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally, she's saying it. This is her not moving. She's like, and then you and then you're like, that's it.

SPEAKER_10

Craig's turned over the person turned back, yeah. And I was up to the side metal back. Then all of a sudden, the like speaker, yeah, yeah. Speaker system, and they're like, we just want to say thank you to our greatest um worker today, Sheila. And how she's just been a star black and then immediately how they go, oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_10

So she plays like the person and I'm the other person. She was like, I'm gonna call Sheila. I'm gonna call Sheila right now. She's like, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_11

I said, Sheila, they thank you when they're gone. They thank you when you're gone.

SPEAKER_09

No, no, don't call Sheila. She lives here hot.

SPEAKER_11

I don't care if she lives here hot. She needs to know.

SPEAKER_09

No, no, you can't call her. Like, we'll just see what she's up to. I never thank you when you're here, only when you're gone. I knew I should have known they're gonna do it where after she lived. She lived here hot. You can't call her. Anyway, and mind you, word for word, this is not like this is not a script.

SPEAKER_06

None of this is like improv.

SPEAKER_09

This is actually what happened, and I will never forget it.

SPEAKER_10

I think they sent my mom to that same belt the next day to see if she could find them, but she couldn't. She could not.

SPEAKER_07

They quit.

SPEAKER_09

Literally for Sheila. The whole skit would just be like the belt ladies, and it's just like everyone comes at like normal customers checking out, and then they have like an insane conversation. Just like, is this all for you today? And be like, yes, this is it. Oh, I lost another thousand on the game one and all.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_06

That might legitimately be like the best skit that's not a skit I've ever heard.

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That was real.

SPEAKER_09

And that was real. And that was real life. Literally, so that's what inspired the prod was like, oh my gosh, we have to do this on the podcast to like talk about stuff that we like would audition like characters or like a skit that we would have on our side.

SPEAKER_02

It has to be Kristen Wake. Because she kind of already does that Target Lady character. So she would be perfect. So good.

SPEAKER_09

Or like you could pull like a Kate McKinnon doing the old lady. Oh my gosh. And then like stop it right now.

SPEAKER_11

I just gone black.

SPEAKER_09

Like Cecily Strong doing the other lady. So good.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, that would be perfect. Stop, you guys. Let's make money off of this idea. Let's do this.

SPEAKER_09

We're doing sketch comedy now on Instagram. I was gonna say, I roll Ryan out of retirement, and y'all need to film those videos that you used to. Yeah, the old family videos.

SPEAKER_11

I don't know this is not her roommate.

SPEAKER_09

Look. And we've we've changed. We've changed. No, it's funny though. No. Now that you know me, it's funny. If you didn't feel like brothers. I was like, who? No, but that was it. Any other thoughts? Any other things? It was all like topics that I'm like, I just want to talk about it.

SPEAKER_11

Wasn't that all? Preachies. Sorry. Anyway.

SPEAKER_09

This is just we don't do this.

SPEAKER_00

No, no, we don't do it at the end!

SPEAKER_01

Only at the beginning.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good, it's good, it's good. Don't look at me though. No.

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know how to make it funny. Okay.

Shoutouts And How To Support

SPEAKER_03

Um, hey guys, uh, thank you for listening. Please follow us on Yapers Unite on Instagram and follow us on Spotify. Why? Uh Morgan just took a picture of me while I was doing this. Um, we appreciate it. Comment, show your other friends. I like to read the comments. Only one person does. Shout out Alicia. No, Alicia, you are number one. Alicia! Hey, shout out like fan of the week, Alicia. Shout out Alicia. Love it.

SPEAKER_08

I like it.

SPEAKER_03

Also, I really see and shout out to Lawrence being our guest two times.

SPEAKER_06

Two times in a row. Thank you, thank you. I also said boyfriend of the pod. I also I ran into them before I came here. Uh, Joy and Jack wanted to shout them out. They asked for a shout-out.

SPEAKER_03

Ooh, they listened? Yeah, oh shit. There you go then.

SPEAKER_06

Very they said they're very uh frequent. Committed. Yeah, very frequent.

SPEAKER_03

There we go. Well, everyone gets a shout-out. We'll see you next time.