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David's Turn In The Hot Seat

Yappers Unite Episode 13

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David’s in the hot seat, and the questions go from harmless to unexpectedly revealing fast. One minute we’re talking about small things that instantly annoy him and the weird habits he can’t quit, and the next we’re unpacking what it’s like to grow up moving around as a homeschooled military kid who never had the “typical” friend group experience. 

We dig into the stuff people really want to know when they’re getting to know someone: what he thought adult life would look like, when he first felt independent, and how his job history shaped him. David walks us through everything from restaurant work to cleaning cars to long-distance car deliveries and where he’s landed now, plus what he loved and what he never wants to do again. If you’re into real-life career paths that aren’t linear, this one will feel familiar.

Then we hit the classics: Spider-Man. David explains why Spider-Man is still his lifelong obsession, not just as nostalgia, but because the character stays human and relatable. We also get his dating “type,” his biggest red flags, and his biggest dealbreakers, followed by a ridiculous but oddly practical zombie apocalypse plan that involves barricading inside Home Depot and living off whatever survives the end of the world. We close with rapid fire favorites, what he’s proud of that people don’t usually see, and a real moment about his faith journey and what he wants to be remembered for.

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Introductions And Hot Seat Setup

SPEAKER_01

Hey guys, welcome back to Just Us Talking. This week we have David in the hot seat. So expect a lot of talking about Spider-Man, God of War, and Hathaway, Shady Venom, Road Rage.

SPEAKER_06

Road Rage, yes.

SPEAKER_01

Pre-workout. Pre-workout. You know, anything of the like, anything of the sort. But yeah, let's see how this goes. Stay tuned with us as we ask David anything and everything. So hi, my name's Morgan. And one thing about me is I will always obsessively use my blinker. Every time. That's good. Not a single person behind me, it's on. Draws. It's off.

SPEAKER_03

Hi, I'm Gracie. And one thing about me is I will always use a dipping sauce, no matter what food it is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Hi, I'm David. And one thing about me is I will always order the same thing from Chipotle.

SPEAKER_04

Very good. Ooh, that's good. Hey, I'm Kennedy. One thing about me is I will always stay up way too late every night. I have to.

SPEAKER_05

Anybody have a good sleep schedule? Good job.

SPEAKER_02

I'm Mary Grace, and one thing about me is I have to have ice cold water. I will not drink it if it's not no room tap, no room temp.

SPEAKER_00

Hi, my name is Tyree. One thing about me is I will always stop and just look in awe at baby geese. Baby geese. Was not expecting that. I will always stop. She's a bird girl.

SPEAKER_05

She's a bird girl, as we talked about last episode.

SPEAKER_00

They're so cute. I just love them. And this is just David talking. Are you nervous?

SPEAKER_05

A little bit. I always say a little bit. Um, I'm looking around the room and there's just a bunch of women in front of me about to ask me questions.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, we have a secret list of questions.

SPEAKER_05

I know, I know. That's the part that because I was kind of preparing after your question.

SPEAKER_04

Some of them are similar. Some of them are similar. Don't you fret. There were a couple of different things. But Morgan promised that they'd all be different.

SPEAKER_01

I made a promise that we will not be keeping. They gave me a mic and I had thought I had the power to say anything. And I did.

SPEAKER_06

Half the time you do say anything.

SPEAKER_00

For my episode, I told everybody, hey, don't ask about this. You never game.

Rapid Fire Annoyances And Hot Takes

SPEAKER_04

Alright, we're gonna start off with some easy, kind of rapid fire-ish stuff. What's something small that instantly annoys you? This is a good question for you, actually.

SPEAKER_05

A lot of things annoy me. Um people who interrupt me.

SPEAKER_04

Something small, though. Not a big key.

SPEAKER_05

I was gonna say people who interrupt me. I don't know that's what I mean. As she interrupted me. No, that's just what I'm gonna say. That ticks me off.

SPEAKER_04

I knew that's what you were gonna say. Go ahead, MG. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02

What's your most irrational fear?

SPEAKER_05

Centipedes. I hate antics. Centipedes and ticks.

SPEAKER_00

Antics.

SPEAKER_05

Antics. No, no. Honestly, any other kind of bug, I'm cool.

SPEAKER_00

You're cool with any other kind of bug.

SPEAKER_05

Well, I mean, like, I can take care of it in the situation of show with a bug.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I grab a drink with a bug.

SPEAKER_01

I still like the way they look.

SPEAKER_00

What is something you pretend to hate but you secretly love? That's so good.

SPEAKER_05

Trying to think. I'm not gonna lie. There's like a couple Sabrina Carpenter songs that I kind of mess with.

SPEAKER_06

I'm like down to Espresso.

SPEAKER_00

You had an espresso summer, didn't you?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

There's like two. There's like two songs of hers that I'm like. I'm gonna have to change it. We'll cut it. We'll cut it. If you want child. Espresso is one of them, and then Man Child. Yeah. I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_01

Those are two bands.

SPEAKER_00

There's two forms.

SPEAKER_05

Did you really? Yeah. She just worked for her.

SPEAKER_00

Listen, there is crack in Espresso.

SPEAKER_05

That song is just I don't know what it is about Man Child. I like that one a lot.

SPEAKER_01

No, it is very catchy.

SPEAKER_05

I will say I really don't like her music, but whenever they those two songs come on, I'm just like I'm like the villain at the end of a Disney movie starts dancing along with everybody.

SPEAKER_01

It's funny. What is a random thing that you take too seriously?

SPEAKER_05

Everything.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, everything. Yeah, and I can attest to that because there was this one Sunday where David dropped a little piece of paper next to my foot. He slid it.

SPEAKER_06

And you also took it too seriously.

SPEAKER_00

He slid it by my feet for the whole entire service. And I slid it back because you're littering. And he slid it back by my feet. And it ended with him placing the small piece of paper in my purse at the end of it, like we just handed it off to each other.

SPEAKER_06

I put it in her purse. And she did it until she got home.

SPEAKER_00

So he does take everything to say. Literally. Yes, litter.

SPEAKER_03

Litter. What is your weirdest habit?

SPEAKER_05

Oh.

SPEAKER_03

We know.

SPEAKER_05

Doing what I'm doing right now. Picking my calluses and then probably also chewing my fingernails.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. That's that's okay. That's okay. That's an honest answer. Yeah. I thought that's weird. What's a hill that you'll die on for no reason?

SPEAKER_05

Kava's overrated. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like you've already shared that on here. Oh, you're right. That's one of your hot takes. Let's think of something different.

SPEAKER_05

Um, a hill that I'll die on?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, for no reason. Like it's silly. Similar to like your Spider-Man takes, whatever.

SPEAKER_05

Taylor Swift is nowhere near Michael Jackson level of famous. I'm sorry. She's not.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna plead the face. I've never made sadly.

SPEAKER_05

I looked I said that and I looked directly at Morgan.

SPEAKER_01

He's like, yeah, I'll be honest. I don't think Taylor Friday.

SPEAKER_04

We appreciate the honesty though. It's fair.

SPEAKER_00

Hey, hey, this is your this is your moment.

SPEAKER_04

This is your time. You could say anything you want. No judge. We listen and we don't judge.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. We listen. What is one thing about you that sounds fake but it's true?

SPEAKER_05

I don't know. I think most things most things about me. As somebody if I said something about myself, they'd be like, yeah, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_04

But like a like a misconception, maybe. Like people assume you're one way, but you're like, oh, actually.

SPEAKER_00

I have a good one. I think it surprises people how much you can eat.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that is a good one. That is actually really true, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Bro has a 30-count nugget meal milkshake for breakfast every morning.

SPEAKER_02

It's like there's no way. That does something.

SPEAKER_05

I will I guess. Oh, I will say sometimes, especially like either work or the gym, I a lot of people say I have like a RBF, so when they come up to me and see how nice I am, which I know around you guys that probably doesn't sound accurate, but I I get that a lot outside of this group.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, fair. Okay. Fair, fair, fair. What's something that younger you would think is cool about you now?

SPEAKER_05

Glad I got big.

SPEAKER_00

Glad I got big.

SPEAKER_05

I'm sorry, when I was younger, I wanted to be as big as my dad, and I'm almost there.

SPEAKER_01

Nice. Very good. If you had to choose one song to play every time you entered a room, the walk-up song.

SPEAKER_05

That's so hard.

SPEAKER_01

Mo Bamba.

SPEAKER_05

No, no, that's that's Mary Grace. We all know that.

SPEAKER_01

Photograph Death Leopard.

SPEAKER_05

Oh crap, I can't remember the name of the song. I had this con. It was a me and my friends talked about what our walkout songs would be if we were fighters. And I it's it's a metro boomin' song. I can't remember what it was.

SPEAKER_00

A Metro Boomin song? Good, Timmy Turner?

SPEAKER_05

No.

SPEAKER_00

That's a Metro Boomin.

SPEAKER_05

I can't remember. But it was a Metro Boomin song. From his Heroes and Villains album, specifically that one.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, okay, okay. Good.

SPEAKER_05

Yuna Gallon.

SPEAKER_03

Can we go to phase two?

Childhood Moves And Homeschool Life

SPEAKER_03

Phase two? What was your childhood like?

SPEAKER_05

Childhood. God. I mean, I I was in the military and homeschooled, so we moved around a lot. I never really got to make friends, and also I did I was homeschooled, so it's harder for me to meet people that way. So it's whenever I do talk to people about my like childhoods and stuff, I feel like mine is so drastically different than any of them.

SPEAKER_00

You don't seem like a typical homeschooled kid though. I appreciate that. I I I really Yeah, that was meant as a compliment.

SPEAKER_05

Thank you, thank you. I will say, when somebody doesn't get like I I don't get it off and they're like, oh wait, like you're homeschooled, people say that about me, which I'm like, thank god I don't come off as homeschooled. But when somebody guesses right. When somebody says, Oh, you're homeschooled, I'm like, it bothers me that they guessed it like that fast. You know what I mean? Like, how did you get it that fast? How do you know? What about me? Screams homeschooled, please tell me so I can stop.

SPEAKER_03

Wait, so with your dad being in the military, like what are the different places you've lived?

SPEAKER_05

We moved around in Florida and Virginia because Navy, that's big big Navy areas. We just moved mainly uh in those states, like pretty around. As a kid, moving like a neighborhood or two was huge for me. So it realistically wasn't crazy, but we moved we moved houses a lot in like school regions and whatnot and whatever.

SPEAKER_04

So okay, what's your earliest core memory then?

SPEAKER_05

I think I told it on the podcast before, but when the the bat above my bed story. Yeah, that that's my earliest core memory that I got that I got.

SPEAKER_04

Oh so wait, actually.

SPEAKER_05

Oh no, actually, it's going to the hospital when my little my baby sister was born. Actually, no, like straight up. Like I remember walking to the hospital with my dad.

SPEAKER_00

That was very sweet.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I'm glad you threw the bat story away for a little sister.

SPEAKER_04

That's better. That's better. Can I ask you being homeschooled? Like, were you similar to Tyree as a kid, being like kind of quieter and shy, or were you still outgoing, you just didn't have like access to like friend groups?

SPEAKER_05

I think it was a little bit of both. I was an annoying kid, I'll tell you that. But when I got outside, like when I was around like adults or people that I knew, I was pretty shy and stuff like that. But when it was pe like kind of how I am now, when I'm around my people, I'm very me and outgoing and stuff like that. So I think. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

What is something your family always says about you?

SPEAKER_05

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

A good thing, a good thing.

SPEAKER_05

Well, yeah, obviously. I I hope my family doesn't say bad things about me. I don't know. My my sisters do say that I'm very caring for them. Sometimes a little overprotective. I will say that.

SPEAKER_00

That's nice. Well, you're the only boy, so somebody's gotta do it. Yeah, there's your shop. As a brother.

SPEAKER_05

Day and night. Day and nice.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, so you are, let's say you're nine years old, school's out for summer. Ideal day.

SPEAKER_05

What would you do? Ideal day as a kid.

SPEAKER_00

Like family day or like time at like the pool or something like that. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_05

I loved this is probably the most homeschool thing answer. I loved when it would be early. I'd go out with my mom grocery shopping and stuff like that. Then we'd come home, get ready, and then go to the YMCA.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Hang out at the pool there and stuff like that. Hang out for realistically, probably wasn't that long. Then go home. Obviously, yes, I put I would play a little bit of video games, and then have dinner with my family, and then we'd all we used to like be religious about game nights, like board games and stuff like that. It was either like telestration or the game of life.

SPEAKER_00

What kind of video games were was younger you playing? Like around like nine, ten years old.

SPEAKER_05

Mainly the Lego games or like Mario. I'll say a lot of a lot of Mario in those Lego games. My parents were pretty strict about me not playing anything too crazy when I was younger.

SPEAKER_00

No God of War yet.

SPEAKER_05

No God of War. No, I didn't get to play it, but I watched my dad play it, which I don't r I was like, dad, looking back at it, maybe you shouldn't have let me wear a watch you play that.

SPEAKER_00

Good. Good.

SPEAKER_03

What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid?

SPEAKER_05

Spider-Man. Spider-Man. I can't tell you how many times I went to Spider-Man years consistently in a row.

SPEAKER_01

Going off of that, what is say it again, sorry.

Spider-Man Obsession And Nostalgia

SPEAKER_01

I feel like we have to get to it eventually. What is a childhood obsession that you still have to this day?

SPEAKER_05

Come on. Spider Man. Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_01

Talk about it. What about Spider-Man makes you like hold on to that since you were a kid?

SPEAKER_05

I think it's the earliest movie I remember watching was Toby McGuire's Spider-Man. I mean, I watched all the cartoons, watched everything. As a kid, it's just Spider-Man's the guy. I mean, there's nobody cooler than Spider-Man. And now that I'm older, I just like the character how the character's portrayed in almost every media and stuff like that. It's a character that I can relate with easily because it's not like he's a god trying to be human like Superman or he's not a billionaire. Because I am not a billionaire, guys. Believe it or not. But I don't know. He's a relatable character, and I'm kind of a sucker for characters that I can relate to.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Good. Good answer. It's my turn. Okay, what's something you miss about being younger?

SPEAKER_05

The care like just carefree not knowing about the worries of life. When I was younger, I always wanted a job. For some reason, I always wanted a job. Now I I hate working. If I could be a fat chud at home for the rest of my life, I would be a fat chud at home. But no, I gotta go out and get this bread for my 10 AI babies. Is that getting cut?

SPEAKER_01

No. AI chubby.

SPEAKER_00

We didn't say who it was. Go ahead. In situations like this, it's fine to say it, but when we just met somebody for the first time ever, you never got somebody. We don't talk about that, okay?

SPEAKER_01

That's true. You're right. I'm too shy of a dozen, a little too much.

SPEAKER_00

First meeting for first time meeting someone ever in life.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it's okay.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. All right. Um, what did you think your adult life would look like?

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

For our listeners, David is MIR right now. David just put two shells over his chest, like a bikini while we were all looking away from him.

SPEAKER_05

I just brought some like really, really big seashells. And I was like, huh, what if I did that?

SPEAKER_01

What's up?

SPEAKER_05

Really big seashells. Like some tiny ones. Like that's a really big seashell.

SPEAKER_00

Hey, David the B Cup.

SPEAKER_05

Alright, sorry, what was the question?

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Um, what did you think your adult adult life would look like?

SPEAKER_05

Not like this. I thought I would have been like married with a kid and a fantastic job by the time I was like 21. I thought I was gonna be there. Spoiler alert, I'm not.

SPEAKER_00

When did you first feel independent?

SPEAKER_05

I don't know if I can s really specify a specific date. I feel like I've always been pretty independent. Like I've never really had to rely on the If like a money situation happened where I needed something done, like uh oh, my car got in, you know, I needed a new car or I needed to fix something. Like I've always been able to not have to ask my parents for it.

SPEAKER_00

So Bollar, boller.

SPEAKER_05

I've I feel like I've always been pretty independent. I don't know. Probably after I started working.

SPEAKER_00

Did your sisters ever like drag you around and like okay, more specifically, did your sisters ever like put makeup on you or like dress you up or anything?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. If Maxie listens to this, I have a specific memory that I hate. Hate hating.

SPEAKER_00

Hey, share it.

SPEAKER_05

I think this is we lived in Florida at the time. This is a long, long time ago. We had a bunk bed. And uh I have so many stories from that now. But no, she had me dress up in one of her frickin' like what was it? What was that called? Like uh tutu? Yes. Uh and I hate it. I wish I wish you were a bit uh the hand motions I did did not give tutu, but she guessed it. Yeah. I mean, I was young, like I was easily under eight or seven, so I was like really little.

SPEAKER_00

That's the best time to take advantage of your younger brother.

SPEAKER_05

Whoa.

SPEAKER_00

Uh David, not like that. Sorry. Meaning that I also like would put makeup on my younger brother.

SPEAKER_05

He's at that age where they're put makeup on me. I'll say that. I don't think they ever put makeup on me, but they put me through the ring around.

SPEAKER_02

What was your favorite Barbie movie? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

The one with Bibble. Was that the one underwater? No, that was like a flying princess. That was like the fairy one, right? I don't know. There's like an underwater one and then the bubble one. Yes. It was up. One of those two.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Go ahead. Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Watch party right after.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Okay.

Jobs Learned The Hard Way

SPEAKER_01

Can we do this one we did for retirees where it was what is your like job history? What are the jobs that you've had? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

First job, I was actually a coach assistant at the gym my dad is the head coach of before he even worked there, actually. I was like an assistant coach for the kids' class. Then after that, I worked at a Mexican restaurant. And I'm very white for those at home. So it kind of kind of stuck stuck out like a sore sore thumb. Then I worked at Home Depot. Then back at the Mexican restaurant. I was a manager at a car wash. Then I was a professional cleaner. And no.

SPEAKER_00

You were a maid.

SPEAKER_05

I was a maid. No, yeah, straight up. I was a maid. I just don't like saying that. No, there's not. Butler. I was not a butler. But then I did driving for the same place that I'm at now. I had to do long distance driving from like dealership to dealership, but it was like eight hours there and eight hours back just to deliver vehicles. And now I am a car salesman.

SPEAKER_01

Nice. Very good, very good. And then what was your least favorite and favorite?

SPEAKER_05

Favorite? I don't know. I don't know, honestly. I I liked the restaurant I worked at. I liked everybody there. Everybody liked me. I was pretty cool. That was a fun. No, everybody liked me. I'm pretty confident when I said that.

SPEAKER_06

Alright. My least favorite.

SPEAKER_05

Probably the cleaning job. I I I despise that.

SPEAKER_00

You didn't like Home Depot more? Or like that wasn't the worst one?

SPEAKER_05

Home Depot wasn't bad.

SPEAKER_00

You look like you wrote a Home Depot.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Like, I know that apron. I know that name. That is crazy. Favorite one though?

SPEAKER_05

Favorite one? I I said the restaurant. Oh, sorry. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Wait, so what was your job at the restaurant? Did you like cook or did you like host?

SPEAKER_05

I did everything but cook.

SPEAKER_03

Go.

SPEAKER_00

They're like, you don't have the qualification for that one.

SPEAKER_05

Well, I will admit they had they had people straight from Mexico for that one.

SPEAKER_00

That's what I mean.

SPEAKER_05

Yes. But no, I did prep. Like I wake up early, go and do prep. I was a server. I was sometimes man. I was like an I was never a manager, but I was like kind of an assistant manager. So I'd be the one overseeing shifts and stuff like that. Like I said, did everything but cook.

SPEAKER_04

What did you want to be when you grew up?

SPEAKER_05

I wanted to be an actor ever since I was young. Interesting. I always wanted to be an actor. Oh wow, thanks.

SPEAKER_06

Tracks.

SPEAKER_05

Mary Grace, apparently, she could just read me like a book. We've been over this this week. She could just read me very well.

unknown

Well.

SPEAKER_02

We all have secret talents. What's one of your secret talents?

SPEAKER_05

I'm still trying to find one. I can snap and whistle. That's about it.

SPEAKER_01

I can snap and whistle.

SPEAKER_00

You can dance too.

SPEAKER_05

We've seen the Instagram page.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, you can dance. We've seen the Instagram. For those that know where David works, look at the socials.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we can see. Another, or one more, I guess, of the chill questions. What are your three Desert Island movies?

SPEAKER_05

Ooh, three desert island movies. Spider-Man 2. I'm sorry. That's so that's that that's an easy one.

SPEAKER_00

Um why the second one? Toby or Toby's.

SPEAKER_05

Toby's. That one was just my favorite as a kid, and even still probably favorite now. I'm not gonna lie. After that, probably Step Brothers. Love that movie. Love that movie. Stepbroth. And then third one. It's a tie- I'm not gonna lie, you guys are gonna call me crazy for this one. It's a tie between Lala Land and Ten Things I Hate About You.

SPEAKER_06

Two great rules. I will call you crazy for this.

SPEAKER_01

That is a toss-up. Because I would have thought both would be in there. Like I know you like I know you love Step Brothers, but I've like for some reason thought it would just be those two. Like something.

SPEAKER_05

It's like how much it depends on like how much do I hate myself today?

SPEAKER_01

The duality fan. Stepbrothers with La La Land.

SPEAKER_06

What to watch? What to watch?

SPEAKER_05

The hardest question in mankind. It's like that the button meme, and the guy's like sweating to press the other button.

SPEAKER_00

What do I do? What do I do? Are we going on to phase three?

SPEAKER_05

We're kind of flying through this almost.

Dating Type And Personal Red Flags

SPEAKER_00

What's your type?

SPEAKER_05

Brunette women with glasses, I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_01

There you go.

SPEAKER_05

It's pretty easy. You fit that criteria? You got me. You got me.

SPEAKER_06

You got me.

SPEAKER_00

You got me.

SPEAKER_05

Or light skin light or light skinned women.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we knew that. Yeah. Yeah. We know. David likes black wheels.

SPEAKER_01

Have you seen his AI babies? David, we're never gonna live that down.

SPEAKER_00

David, we're gonna. Never mind. Okay. Next question, please.

SPEAKER_06

Let's move on.

SPEAKER_00

One day we're gonna have to tell like our significant others, like, hey, it's gonna be like a serious sit-down conversation. Like, hey, so I have 10 AI babies.

SPEAKER_04

Listen, listen, it was against y'all's will. I did that without your knowledge. So you can't.

SPEAKER_05

Alright. Context.

SPEAKER_04

We'll have kids together.

SPEAKER_05

Context. Uh Morgan had a birthday where what she wanted us to do for her birthday was we did like PowerPoint presentation. In Kennedy's was without us knowing, she mashed random people up together and what their AI babies would look like. And me and Tyree got matched up together, and our babies got ranked the cutest, by the way.

SPEAKER_01

Have you seen us?

SPEAKER_05

Come on. Just check out the socials.

SPEAKER_01

But also to be clear, the only genes present in that child was Tyree.

SPEAKER_04

Imagine Tyree smaller. Yeah, no, honestly. Have you seen me? But Mary Grace and Gracie also have AI children.

SPEAKER_00

David's recessive genes in a tin. Hello. There you go.

unknown

R R M O.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, oh yeah. You weren't last.

SPEAKER_05

But yeah, so that's the context there. But yes, you are right. We are gonna have to admit that to our significant.

SPEAKER_04

I wanted to add. I fear. Everyone said that looks like your siblings. I was like, oh. Okay. Alright. I fear.

SPEAKER_03

What's your biggest red flag?

SPEAKER_00

Like, are we talking like what is David's red flag or what are the red flags?

SPEAKER_05

You guys can say my red flag. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Let's do both. Now I'll hear what you say.

SPEAKER_05

I got two. I get okay. First one I'm gonna start. I can't go if it's not my rest day, I have to go to the gym. That's kind of the point. I have to. Like, I'm not gonna lie, kind of obsessive. And then second one, a little more serious. I get attached pretty quick. I won't lie. I get very attached very quickly.

SPEAKER_04

But what's a red flag for someone else?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, for somebody else. No, no, I said about it. If you overindulge in any substances. Like a drink here or there, not too bad. Maybe every once in a while a night on the town, that's okay.

SPEAKER_04

A night on the town, perhaps.

SPEAKER_05

Smoking, doing any crazy drugs or anything like that. Like or drinking every other night. Like, that's just a huge red flag for me. Like, if you're into anything like that, fair enough.

SPEAKER_04

Yep. Good red flag. It's pretty valid. Drugs.

SPEAKER_05

Ladies, don't do drugs, and we're good.

SPEAKER_01

Do they do dare for homeschool? Or no? Shut up. I had a genuine question. No.

SPEAKER_05

I will say I knew what dare was. My parents never had to do it because my mom would just straight up show me photos of a family member of ours. Alright. And she was like, do you want to look like that when you're older? I was like, no. I was like, don't do it. I was like, alright. Never have. They worked. That was my mom's dare.

SPEAKER_01

Homeschool dare. Homeschool dare.

SPEAKER_05

Homeschool dare? My mom just scared the crap out of me.

SPEAKER_00

Homeschool dare. Homeschool dare. That is insane.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, what's something that you always say? Do you have like some kind of catchphrase? Something you just say all the time.

SPEAKER_00

You say you're faithful at, you know, when it's February, happy Black History Month.

SPEAKER_06

I do.

SPEAKER_00

That's true. And happy women's month.

SPEAKER_05

Ever since that later.

SPEAKER_00

David will text me like February 1st.

SPEAKER_05

It's easy to remember because February is my birthday, too.

SPEAKER_00

That's true.

SPEAKER_05

Honorary brother, right here. I'm just going to do it.

SPEAKER_06

Cut that, cut that, cut that, please. We're leaving it in.

SPEAKER_01

That's gonna be our post for that week.

SPEAKER_05

Oh man.

SPEAKER_01

You can celebrate year-round.

SPEAKER_05

And I do. I do. I do.

SPEAKER_01

That's right. She's crazy. I do. I do. Okay, Rocky. No.

SPEAKER_00

I do.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, okay. What are your guys' red flags for me then? Oh. Because you said you were gonna do that.

SPEAKER_04

No, no, I meant both like what is for yourself and you guys are gonna say my reds. You don't have to say that. I don't want to. I mean, he brought it back around.

SPEAKER_05

Maybe quick rapid fire. I mean, we could. You don't have to knife out.

SPEAKER_02

You're a good one.

SPEAKER_00

You don't have many red flags.

SPEAKER_02

That's not red flexible.

SPEAKER_05

God forbid a guy just, you know, a young man. He's flexing right now. He's innocent.

SPEAKER_06

Flexing as he says this.

SPEAKER_05

No, I was not.

SPEAKER_06

No.

SPEAKER_05

God forbid an innocent young man who is just, you know, the progress he's made.

SPEAKER_00

Mogging in unlike completely serious situations. That's actually insane. Let's talk about that. As the victim of your mom.

SPEAKER_01

Don't say that. Please do not say that. Okay. No, because you're always mogging at me, and you know we can't keep it together.

SPEAKER_05

Specifically at church. I'm on the show. She's almost always on stage performing, and I'm not gonna lie. It's like it's like the It's like the scene in the boy. If anybody hears seen the boys, it's like when Homelander's standing there and he looks in the crowd and just the one guy staring at him. And it's like that's like me with Morgan. I'm just like just like straight up making like the mock face at her.

SPEAKER_02

Other than that, no serious red flags, just those that you should work on.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

Zombie Plan Inside Home Depot

SPEAKER_02

What something that you would absolutely survive a zombie apocalypse doing? If you were doing this one thing, what it would guarantee that you would survive a zombie.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my strut? American. No, I don't thought of the. I'm a thought of that. It depends if I had the time to go round up my friends. Or if I didn't, I'd obviously go round.

SPEAKER_00

Are we part of the friends that you would round up?

SPEAKER_05

Possibly. You guys live pretty far from me.

SPEAKER_00

Possibly.

SPEAKER_05

You guys live pretty far.

SPEAKER_04

Just call us up and say, hey, meet us at this place.

SPEAKER_05

Hey guys, are you zombies? Oh, okay. I you go to the closest home depot. Or maybe not the closest. One that's in like a good distance, but also not close to too much human life, and barricade myself in there. They've got food, they've got plenty of hot Cheetos? Yes. They got vending machines in the back as well. Those are non-peretrable. They got they got the good stuff in the vending machines in the employee.

SPEAKER_01

Like you can get nuked and those hot Cheetos are still there.

SPEAKER_05

Look, if they have hot Cheetos, and you know those lollipops that are always there at the checkout? Those things have been there for years. Probably still good.

SPEAKER_00

Chernobyl happened, and that was the birth of the hot Cheeto Funions. Oh my god. Hot Cheeto funions were a byproduct of Chernobyl.

SPEAKER_01

It was just in the atmosphere.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, so that was that was if you didn't have your friends with you. If you had your friends with you, what would you do?

SPEAKER_05

Obviously, I still would want to go to somewhere like that so we could.

SPEAKER_01

Friends and Home Depot.

SPEAKER_05

But if I was by myself, I'm barricading myself in Home Depot. If I'm with my friends, I'm going to Home Depot, getting what I need, and then going out to try to find everybody else.

SPEAKER_04

I'm burying myself in Home Depot. You have all I'm not Lowe's. All the materials you need. Aren't you like close to the water? Drive, steal a boat, get away, get off the land. Like this is a horrible strat.

SPEAKER_05

It's also what kind of zombies there are. What level? Are we talking about like walking dead zombies or like Call of Duty zombies?

SPEAKER_01

I'd say last of us zombies.

SPEAKER_05

Oh sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04

Say now say, oh, I'm screwed.

SPEAKER_05

No, I'm in trouble.

SPEAKER_06

Man, I'm really in trouble, boys. I sent you in a real life accident too.

SPEAKER_05

I was not ready for that.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my gosh. Are we going into phase four?

SPEAKER_05

Alright. I think we might have flying through this.

SPEAKER_04

You know? Wait, we're already going through Harley. Are we there yet? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's see.

SPEAKER_05

If anybody's got some originals as well, go on.

SPEAKER_04

There's six phases, so we're actually.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, there's six.

SPEAKER_04

We don't have to do all that, but let's see.

Grounding Habits Hobbies And Faith

SPEAKER_00

What's something that keeps you grounded?

SPEAKER_05

I don't know, my lack of ego.

SPEAKER_04

Lack of ego? Did you say lack? Yes. Yes. You said lack? So what disconnect we have? Somebody who says it's my lack of ego has an ego. I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_05

Well, uh, I don't know. I feel like I'm not the most prideful person. Uh like yes, I do flex in the mirror. And that's a very humble thing to say. But like, I don't know, I get in my own head a lot and I'm like, uh, I can't do it. But then I also gotta be like, wait. No, I can't.

SPEAKER_04

That is a red flag, right now.

SPEAKER_05

Believing in myself. Oh, that's a red flag.

SPEAKER_04

It's the way you said it with your finger like this. It's a comedic effect.

SPEAKER_05

It's called comedic effect, Kennedy. It's horrible.

SPEAKER_06

It's horrible. It's horrible. It's horrible.

SPEAKER_01

I don't hate it, but it's terrible. I can do without it, but also stop. Oh my gosh. Okay. What is something that makes you feel the most like yourself? Whether it's like something you do, like an atrophy about you. That. The mog.

SPEAKER_05

The mog. But what I honestly don't know. Guys, I'm pretty limited with what I do these days. Like I work, work out, and then come here. That's it.

SPEAKER_00

When you're with us, you feel like yourself. Yeah, honestly.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like even gray?

SPEAKER_05

Especially gray. You know, I'm tired of this gray slander. It's not slander. Kennedy, stop slandering your brother. I'm gonna tell your mother about this.

SPEAKER_04

She thinks it's funny.

SPEAKER_03

Go ahead, Gracie. If you could learn any hobby, what would you learn? Ooh, good one. Hobby. Hobby. Hobby lobby. Oh, baby, no baby.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know if it's uh baby bob. I have a couple things I want to learn, but I don't know if they're like. I want to get back into photography. That I was like when I had more free time, I used to do that a lot. And I love it. I also want to learn sign language. That's like one thing.

SPEAKER_01

And then what does this mean? Alright.

SPEAKER_05

Alright. Right back at you.

SPEAKER_01

So that's ASL or sorry. First lesson.

SPEAKER_05

And then also painting would be cool. I don't know. Small stuff like that. I would love to get back.

SPEAKER_02

Paint my numbers. Okay, RT.

SPEAKER_06

Baja plants.

SPEAKER_05

I just dropped a glass of Baja. It's like this beautiful painting. It's just a Baja. It's Baja glass on a taco. Taco Ba.

SPEAKER_01

Not now! You're not disturbing.

SPEAKER_05

I'm in the zone.

SPEAKER_01

It's Dale Arnhardt Jr. holding a Baja Plast.

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Dale Arnhardt.

SPEAKER_02

David's like, most beautiful.

SPEAKER_05

This is our. This is going up in my house.

SPEAKER_00

Above the mantle.

SPEAKER_05

It's like you walk into the house, first thing you see.

SPEAKER_01

Apparently it's integral to the structure of the house. David's the hot blast painting. It cannot come off the wall. It cannot come off the wall.

SPEAKER_05

I forgot about that from the clown face. So funny. Oh good. That's a good moment.

SPEAKER_04

What is something that you're proud of that people don't usually see?

SPEAKER_05

Hmm. My faith journey. I've grown a lot in that. And I'm very, I'm very proud of myself. I just don't obviously don't talk about it a lot, but I'm very proud in the journey of my faith and things like that and such. I'm very proud of from where I was, even just two years ago to now. It's just I'm you can name anything, and that's what I'm most proud of.

SPEAKER_02

What is something that people misunderstand about you?

SPEAKER_05

I'm pretty honest with people. I feel like a lot of people think I'm two-sided. I've heard it from not outside of this group, but like some people might think that me being straight up with them is just me being two-sided or like joking around sometimes. And I'm like, no, I sometimes I just don't like you. And they might think I'm joking around. I don't know. Something like that. I don't know. I feel like I'm a pretty straightforward person. People can tell what I what tell what I'm tell Sam. Yes. People understand what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_01

Tell what I'm saying. They hear the words coming out of my mouth. I'm speaking.

SPEAKER_00

I think some what was that question? What was the question that you just asked?

SPEAKER_02

Something that people misunderstand about him.

SPEAKER_00

I think if I were to answer for you, okay. No, please.

SPEAKER_05

If anybody wants to do that, please feel free to.

SPEAKER_00

I think there are times because you talk a lot.

SPEAKER_05

I do, no, actually. You talk a lot.

SPEAKER_00

And I think it's just because and there are people like, oh, David talks a lot. And I'm like, yeah, because you have all sisters, and you're just a yapper, and I think you're like, you're for the girls at heart. You know?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I am on a podcast with only women. And Gray. And Gray. You're here too. We need to like start singing his name. Like this is just us talking.

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And Gray.

SPEAKER_01

And Gray. Gray, can we hot seat you sometime?

SPEAKER_06

That'll be our Patreon! Patreon!

SPEAKER_05

That'll be our 100-episode special. 100-episode special will be us interviewing Gray. We'll get somebody else to run the sound and stuff.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. I'm sorry, Gray. It's a must. You're making her now is insane. Speak, Gray. Speak. Use your words. Our listeners already voted. Come on, say it.

SPEAKER_01

Alright. Okay. Should we move on to Rapid Fire?

Rapid Fire Picks And Overrated Apps

SPEAKER_01

Let's do rapid fire. Okay. Quick answers, no overthinking, David. So you gotta lock in. Okay. Ready? Beach or mountains.

SPEAKER_05

Beach.

SPEAKER_01

Calling or texting?

SPEAKER_05

Calling.

SPEAKER_01

Sweet or salty.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, that's hard. Pass.

SPEAKER_01

Come back to it later, Steve. Gun to your head. Alright, no, no, it's salty.

SPEAKER_05

Salty.

SPEAKER_01

Early bird or night owl?

SPEAKER_05

Night owl. I can't wake up really.

SPEAKER_01

Most overrated food.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know because I like owl food. It's a cauliflower. It's not even overrated. Nobody likes it. Alright, you're weird.

SPEAKER_01

It's not overrated. Nobody likes it. Nobody likes it. Most overrated app on your phone.

SPEAKER_05

Overrated? Yeah. Oh. Snapchat. Snapchat. Snapchat's dumb.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I agree. A song that instantly improves your mood.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know. Oh. Most Michael Jackson songs. I can just get in such a good upbeat mood with that.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. What is your comfort show?

SPEAKER_05

Comfort show?

SPEAKER_01

Or a movie, I guess.

SPEAKER_05

Or a movie. Office is obviously up there.

SPEAKER_00

Good, good, good.

SPEAKER_05

But I would also say way more nerdy answer would probably be Dragon Ball.

SPEAKER_00

Dragon.

SPEAKER_05

Ma'am. Calm down.

SPEAKER_01

One word your friends would use to describe you.

SPEAKER_05

Weird. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

No. We get one word to describe David, we're gonna be like, he's weird.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know. Continue.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay. I said skip. Okay. There's no pass. You can't skip. Alright, we'll do the final word section. We're in the final phase. The final phase.

SPEAKER_03

Your final form. Okay.

Advice For Younger Self And Legacy

SPEAKER_03

What advice would you give younger you?

SPEAKER_00

Hmm. Stay in the gym.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Well, mmm. Maybe. I'm more so thinking like, listen to your parents, even when you get older and you think they're wrong, they're gonna be right. Get into church earlier, you don't need to wait because the sooner the as soon as I got into church, my life got so much better. And then also, there's a certain person from my past I'd tell them to stay away from. Like, that's a I definitely do have that. And get in the gym sooner.

SPEAKER_04

What's something you want to be remembered for?

SPEAKER_05

Being kind. I wanna I I wanna be remembered for making people smile.

SPEAKER_04

Good. Very good.

SPEAKER_05

Bittersweet. I thought that was pretty good.

SPEAKER_02

Happy sad, happy sad. What do you think your plot twist is?

SPEAKER_05

I've had a lot in my life. I hope there's no more. But you're like 21. I'm 22, thank you. My bad. I don't know, honestly. Who knows at this point?

SPEAKER_00

You know, who knows? Hmm. What is one thing you hope never changes about you?

SPEAKER_05

I don't know, my humor. I like I like being I like me.

SPEAKER_04

I like me. I like me, but the lack of ego. I like me.

SPEAKER_05

Alright.

SPEAKER_00

As he flexes. I'm itching my head!

SPEAKER_01

I can't control it. It just it just happens. I'm really itching my head.

SPEAKER_06

The boulders naturally flexing his own.

SPEAKER_00

So based off that answer, you think you're funny? You think you're funny? I don't I'm like, do you send you a few?

SPEAKER_05

I think I can be. I think I can be, but there's a lot of times where I I I'll make a joke and it kind of falls flat. Especially when I dude, the I cringe so hard when I re-listen to some of these episodes. And I'm like, man, I I feel like this podcast would be fine without me.

SPEAKER_00

Like I was like half the time my joke's just like I'm like. Well, when are you trying to use words like conniption? Okay, that's not my fault. That's Gray's fault.

SPEAKER_01

That wasn't even your word.

SPEAKER_00

I was trying to miss the water.

SPEAKER_05

Spoiler alert. There's no soft launching that word.

SPEAKER_01

What's the way to burn you to Karfuffle? Connection.

SPEAKER_05

How else would you guys soft launch that word?

SPEAKER_00

I think I would do just that. No, and I say that, like I don't mean that, like, to be rude. Like, I think you're funny. Okay. But it's just like it's interesting, like, if you think like what your level of humor is.

SPEAKER_01

One to ten, how funny are you? Six.

SPEAKER_05

Like six or seven months. I did not mean to do that.

SPEAKER_06

Clip it, clip it. I did not. We are. No, next question.

SPEAKER_01

Last question, how about the last official one? Um, what do you want people to know about you?

SPEAKER_05

Know about me? I don't know. I feel like I'm a pretty open book. Most people know stuff about me already.

SPEAKER_04

Let's say they've never they've never met you. They're they found this podcast. Hey, just learning for the first time.

SPEAKER_00

I one thing that you do not neglect to bring up is the 10 AI babies to somebody that you just met. So something like that.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know. I that family, family and friends, like my people are important to me. Like that's something I like I'll never break on. Like if somebody was like, hey, me or your friends or family. Bye. That's pretty easy.

SPEAKER_00

Kelly, we need to choose either her or your daughter. Or like me or your daughter. My daughter. I cannot believe.

SPEAKER_01

Throw some stuff on the ground.

Fights Tanning And Beach Over Mountains

SPEAKER_02

Good job, David.

SPEAKER_05

How do you feel?

SPEAKER_02

How do you feel?

SPEAKER_05

I'm not gonna lie, I thought you guys were gonna have a lot crazier questions.

SPEAKER_01

We get the what? I think we want to keep it tame. Are you disappointed? David after hours? How about that?

SPEAKER_05

That's not David after hours.

SPEAKER_04

What did you want us to ask you? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05

What's something that I'd want you guys to know about? You might not know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Give us a lure drop. Come on. What's something? We don't already know.

SPEAKER_02

You may have wanted us to ask, but we didn't. Something, anything.

SPEAKER_05

I can't really think of anything that I wanted you guys to ask.

SPEAKER_03

We've been in a fight?

SPEAKER_05

What?

SPEAKER_03

You ever been in a fight? I have.

SPEAKER_05

Yes. I've been a too. I won both.

SPEAKER_00

Well. There you go.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, my sisters?

SPEAKER_00

Oh, defending their honor. Defending their honor. Good. Bang. I just thought of one for me. You guys should have asked me that. I guess I'll never know. Anyway.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

I've never been in a fight.

SPEAKER_05

I like. I'm not gonna lie. I I'm the kind of person at the beach where I don't care if I go to the I I I I don't care if I touch the water. I will sit there and tan the entire time.

SPEAKER_04

You seem like someone if you wanna fight the waves or something.

SPEAKER_00

You don't want to fight the waves?

SPEAKER_01

Like you seem like I mean I'd be down to, but wave junk? If the waves said something about my sister, I'm going straight in.

SPEAKER_05

I'm going straight in.

SPEAKER_01

Straight in is great. The waves are talking about my sister. If I hear a whisper of her name on that wave, ooh. Red flag.

SPEAKER_05

Sometimes I sometimes I'll be at home and I will my sisters have like a tanning, like a like a tanning seat out in the backyard. I will take that and I will straight up just sit out there for hours and tan.

SPEAKER_02

I am surprised that you chose Beach Over Mountains because I did not think that you loved the beach.

SPEAKER_05

I've always lived around the beach. That's a thing. I think I'm not gonna lie, this last like two years I've definitely grown f grown fonder. Because I always grew up around it. I was like, ugh, the beach. I've always been around it, blah blah blah. But then talking to people who didn't grow up around it and how highly they talk about it, I'm like, oh, it's not so bad. Maybe, maybe I've been neglecting the beach.

SPEAKER_01

After you live in the mountains for a certain period of time, it's like oh my gosh, the beach. The beach.

SPEAKER_05

I would say living in the mountains would be cool, but I do love me.

SPEAKER_00

I couldn't imagine not living near a beach. It's it's fun.

SPEAKER_05

Did you say 40 years?

SPEAKER_00

40 years. 40 years. Gandalf the grave. Oh okay. Well, we're good. David, you passed. Yeah, yeah. Hey, for David guys.

SPEAKER_05

I'm glad. I just want to thank my family, my friends, my dogs. And I just love, I'm just so grateful.

SPEAKER_02

Thank you guys so much for listening.

Listener Prompts And Next Hot Seat

SPEAKER_02

We hope that you learned a lot of interesting information about David. If there is something that we should have asked him and we didn't, you can let us know. Or something that you would like to know about David. But anyways, um, please follow us on all of our socials and we will see you back next week for Morgan's hot seat.

SPEAKER_01

Get ready for a three-hour episode. And this is not how the outro goes.