Hear Us Out....

Hot takes sound harmless until you say them out loud with your friends and realize you might actually start a riot. We’re back on Just Us Talking minus Gracie, which means the guardrails are off from the first minute. We go from proper books placement to how pineapple absolutely belongs on pizza. We also talk about Shrek 2 supremacy, soda loyalty, and whether the world will ever have a true “everyone knows them” pop star again now that TikTok and constant access flatten everything. 

Then we hit the most cathartic segment: customer service. We unpack why “the customer is always right” falls apart in real life, what basic restaurant and coffee shop manners should look like, and the payment behaviors that make workers lose their minds. From there, it’s rapid-fire etiquette and lifestyle chaos: car price negotiation, cyclists on tight back roads, unmade beds, pillow quirks, double texting, shopping carts, and a water debate that gets surprisingly intense.

Press play, pick a side, and tell us which hot take you agree with most. If you like the show, subscribe, share it with a friend who loves arguing, and leave us a review!

Transcript

Cold Open And Missing Gracie

SPEAKER_03 0:00

Hey guys, welcome back to Just Us Talking. This week on Just Us Talking, we are going to be talking about our infamous hot takes. However, unfortunately, Miss Gracie is not able to be here, so whatever you're currently drinking, just pour some out for the homies, okay? Let's have a moment of silence for her.

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In the yard.

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Wow, wow.

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Five dollars a month. And an intro. For ninety-nine cents a month, you can save a teacher for poverty.

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And this is just us talking.

Thrift Finds And Doll Pranks

SPEAKER_03 1:08

And one of the favorite things that I have thrifted was this really creepy doll that had like no eye. We bought it. We bought it and then we hid it at our church summer camp for one of the pastors, and we hit it in like different locations outside of the his cabin, so he was always scared when he saw it.

SPEAKER_00 1:30

My name is Mary Grace, and my favorite thrifted item is an office trivia game. As it should be.

SPEAKER_03 1:56

Actually, I smell them. It's not real.

SPEAKER_04 1:59

I didn't okay. I didn't buy a doll that was possessed with one eye.

SPEAKER_03 2:03

I did, okay. Hi, I'm Morgan. And my favorite thrifted item was a huge welcome to Applebee sign. Golden Darken family. It is high feet tall.

SPEAKER_04 2:16

Where are you finding these?

SPEAKER_01 2:18

I'm a dodge myself, Virginia. I'm Kennedy. My favorite thrifted item was also my first one when I was a kid. I got my first American Girl doll at a thrift store.

SPEAKER_03 2:28

Very good. Very good.

Hot Takes Ground Rules

SPEAKER_03 2:32

So, guys, we're going a little controversial today. I figured we'd get more listeners that way. This episode is titled We're Getting Kids. Hear us out. Hear us out. Okay. We're going over some of our hot takes. I think we are all pretty much like we all have unique opinions. So I think this is gonna, this is gonna go multiple different ways. So I guess let's start it

Fix Book Spines Already

SPEAKER_03 3:02

off. I wrote down a few just in case anybody stole mine, but I think the first one that I had, and I came upon this when I was at Barnes and Nobles the other day. I think as a society we need to come up with a better way to position books because my neck hurts.

SPEAKER_02 3:18

You know what? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:20

My neck hurts. Okay, also, and I thought about this. I was like, I could just be behind. Do people read the books up and down, or does everybody turn their head to read? Uh you know, I think for me it depends. I also am into camp of just kind of pulling it out of the rack a little bit and like pulling his face to look at it. But also that's because I do judge a book by its cover. If it's not cute, I'm not reading it. If it's not aesthetic, it's not on my shelf. If it's not on my shelf. If it's not aesthetic, kindle. Kindle it's a fine. Kindle it. And by kindle, I mean fire. Not the only cute book be on my bookshelf. I thought about that the other day. I was like, am I like just slow? Because like nobody else is at the bookshelf like this except for me.

SPEAKER_06 4:10

You gotta be just turning my head all the time.

SPEAKER_04 4:12

They're looking at Tyree. The workers, like, what the hell?

SPEAKER_02 4:17

Hey, help her out.

SPEAKER_04 4:19

She looks a little special.

SPEAKER_00 4:24

Let her know that she can do that.

SPEAKER_03 4:25

No, you just gotta tilt nonchalantly. You know what I mean? Like make it, or like hold your hand up like you're like trying to listen into your airpod. My neck just hurts so bad. Oh gosh, I got a crick in my neck. The alchemist.

SPEAKER_04 4:50

That is such a position. That's such an odd thing.

SPEAKER_03 4:52

I was gonna say, do you turn it to her? I will be able to do that. No, it was very pressing on me this week because I was like, why after so many years, like we should have developed the system to where put the books like that? That's that's a good hobby. That's a good one. I feel like some people will get be like we actually hit the staircase this way, or if the dust ruins the pages, and I'm like, hey, hey, how about you make them readable? Make them pretty and I'll pull it out of the stack. Right, right. It was really pressing on my mind. Because also I hate just sitting there and my neck hurts, and I pull out a book that I think I'm interested in, and it's like history of leaves. I'm like, all right. I just gained 20 years of aches and pain for that.

SPEAKER_01 5:41

This is insane.

SPEAKER_02 5:41

She's warmed up.

SPEAKER_01 5:43

She clapped so hard.

SPEAKER_02 5:47

History of leaves?

SPEAKER_03 5:51

Can we please go to Barnes and Noble together? I just want to see Tyree will look at books. Yeah, no, this is kill her whole body to look at a book.

SPEAKER_04 5:58

Podcast, podcast trip to Barnes and Noble, just so we can document Tyree doing that and post it on Instagram.

SPEAKER_00 6:04

Alright, Mary Grace.

Pineapple Pizza And Favorite Chains

SPEAKER_00 6:06

I think I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this. And you might look like nobody can hate Mary Grace, first of all. Well, just let me hate your take. Let me let me finish what I'm saying. Pineapples do belong on pizza. Get out. Yeah, I'm with you. I stand with your favorite. Oh, I'm trying to buy insane things. Correct. Okay. But let me continue because I don't know if you'll agree with me after this. Okay. Also, my favorite for like the fast food like pizza, my favorite one is Papa John's. So Papa John's pineapple pizza is one of my favorites.

SPEAKER_04 6:39

Okay, I I kind of agree with I like Papa John's channel. Oh, really? Papa John's is good.

SPEAKER_00 6:43

Papa John's is good.

SPEAKER_04 6:44

But pineapple on pizza is no.

SPEAKER_03 6:47

Pineapple, yes, Papa, no. Pineapple, yes, Papa. No, no, pizza's. I like Papa.

SPEAKER_04 6:55

Okay, so then what p oh uh what pizza place is your guys' favorite?

SPEAKER_00 7:00

And me personally, Jets.

SPEAKER_04 7:03

Well, that's a local place, yeah. For like the fast food, like you know, like Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut. Okay, that's fair. Pizza Hut.

SPEAKER_03 7:13

I feel like if I'm feeling bougie dominoes, if I'm feeling like a little hungry rat mule, Lil Caesars. That's my hot take. Little Caesars is trash. I don't care if it's cheap, it's trash. It is why it is.

SPEAKER_04 7:28

It is, but if I want to feel like if I'm gonna save money, I'm not gonna lie, those are the two. That's a little rat mule.

SPEAKER_02 7:34

Those are the two pizza. I'm never that poor, okay?

SPEAKER_04 7:38

Closest pizza places to my house, because I live pretty in the middle of nowhere. There's a dominoes and a little Caesar right next to each other. So those are my two places.

SPEAKER_00 7:50

Starcrack and Mr. Lovers.

SPEAKER_01 7:52

Wow. Those were good hot takes.

Shrek Sodas And Cava Complaints

SPEAKER_00 7:56

Oh, I had another one. Oh, I don't know if this is a hot take, but I think that Shrek 2 is the best out of all the Shrek. Oh, that's not accurate. That's not a hot take.

SPEAKER_03 8:05

Yeah, I didn't know if that was a hot subjective truth. Yeah, that's what I think. And you want speaker truth. Thank you. Speak the truth. Speak the truth. Speak the truth. Speak the truth. Speak your truth, Girl.

SPEAKER_00 8:13

Okay, David.

SPEAKER_04 8:14

I guess I got a couple. First one, I was going to say, Mr. Pip is better than Dr. Pepper. Like, I know, I know that's a very like everybody. Oh, wait, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:26

Yeah, I agree.

SPEAKER_04 8:27

Do I agree?

SPEAKER_01 8:28

Tell me, Morgan, do I agree? Do I agree? Yes, you do.

SPEAKER_04 8:32

I think Dr. Pepper's good. I just think it's so overrated. Like, I I don't know. Mr.

SPEAKER_03 8:38

Pip is just the 23 flavors, some let's like, okay, I need to know what they are. Also, Pip has Mexican restaurants in a dream.

SPEAKER_04 8:47

Kava is overrated as mess. I'm sorry. I think Kava is overrated. I think it's a more expensive version of Chipotle, and the food's not even that good.

SPEAKER_03 8:59

I was gonna say, I think Kava is actually now cheaper than Chipotle because of the new stuff. Like I went.

SPEAKER_04 9:05

How much do you pay for a bowl?

SPEAKER_03 9:08

Like $11, and it's like $5,000. Girl, I pay nine. What are you getting?

SPEAKER_04 9:13

I get a regular chicken bowl.

SPEAKER_03 9:15

Bro get some double beef, double chicken.

SPEAKER_00 9:19

What? No, that was a big thing.

SPEAKER_04 9:21

I don't get double beef and double chicken. I don't get double. I get queso sometimes.

SPEAKER_00 9:27

Because it's not nine dollars if you're getting one of those, I feel like.

SPEAKER_03 9:30

David's getting double chick double meat.

SPEAKER_04 9:33

Double meat. This is probably the hottest ticket in the night.

SPEAKER_03 9:39

No bag of chips, no drink. I get a drink. No cheese, no sour cream.

SPEAKER_04 9:43

I get a drink.

SPEAKER_03 9:45

No guac.

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And this is with no reward.

SPEAKER_03 9:48

No pico. No pico de gallo.

SPEAKER_04 9:52

None of them none of that salsa. I don't want none of them.

SPEAKER_03 9:56

None of that guacamola.

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No kilantro.

SPEAKER_04 10:31

I want to like a cheese pesadilla with that.

SPEAKER_03 10:34

I want a fat tortilla with that. Hurricane Katrina.

SPEAKER_04 10:39

Hurricane Tortilla.

SPEAKER_03 10:42

I thought she was a Malkin.

SPEAKER_02 10:46

This is crazy. This is crazy. Do you have another one, David? I do.

SPEAKER_04 10:49

I have a I have a couple.

Spider Man Picks And Pickleball

SPEAKER_04 10:51

These ones kind of are getting a little more on the nerdy side.

SPEAKER_03 10:55

I believe that Star Wars is.

SPEAKER_04 10:58

With Andrew Garfield and Toby Maguire. I knew! If they were to come out with another movie and you had to choose, like Spider-Man 4 for Toby or The Amazing Spider-Man 3, I would rather Toby's fourth movie over than Andrew's third.

SPEAKER_03 11:13

Okay. Why would that ever be a choice that you were up against?

SPEAKER_04 11:16

I've seen a lot of people debate it.

SPEAKER_03 11:18

And I personally disagree wholeheartedly. But how do you see scripts for the like? Wait, you said Toby, you pick Toby's, but I would too.

SPEAKER_04 11:27

Because the only reason I love Andrew Spidey. I really want to see a third movie, but they wrote the scripts before they got cancelled.

SPEAKER_05 11:34

The third movie looked like it was going to be biodicted.

SPEAKER_04 11:38

But then the fourth the script for the fourth movie for Toby looked like it was going to be fantastic. That's why I say that.

SPEAKER_01 11:44

But if they re-let's say the scripts, they scratch both then they completely redo it based off of No Way Home.

SPEAKER_04 11:50

Based off of No Way Home. I'd want to see. I'd want to see both, obviously, but I would choose Andrew way more in that situation.

SPEAKER_01 11:58

It's a fine take.

SPEAKER_03 12:00

Do you guys think one of them are gonna be in the movie soon? What the next Spider-Man movie?

SPEAKER_04 12:05

I hope they don't. They already did that. They need this needs to be to this need to be Tom's Tom's Tom's.

SPEAKER_06 12:12

It's just time to time. It's Tom's time. It's Tom's Tom's.

SPEAKER_01 12:19

Oh my goodness. Gracie is our anchor. We cannot.

SPEAKER_03 12:23

We need you. We need you, Gracie. I miss you. I miss you. Don't like son. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 12:29

Where are you?

SPEAKER_04 12:30

Also, another hot take. People who take pickleballs so seriously. Okay, relax.

SPEAKER_02 12:35

First of all, I'm sorry. Literally do. Are you kidding? You literally do. You're not agreeing.

SPEAKER_01 12:47

He's like, no. I do. I don't. Are you kidding? You threaten to fight my brother in the parking lot.

SPEAKER_04 12:52

Okay, that's because my mother's a little movie. And I got permission from not creating. Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_03 13:00

I have literally been on the verge of cussing people out.

SPEAKER_04 13:06

Okay, that's not because of pickleball, though. That's just how they are as people.

SPEAKER_03 13:12

It was personal.

SPEAKER_04 13:14

It was personal. It wasn't about the game. It was about their character.

SPEAKER_03 13:18

Yes. Well, that's a good hot take. Well, I take pickleball seriously. Because it's my goal in life to one day I will beep at pickleball.

SPEAKER_04 13:30

That could be a lot of people.

SPEAKER_03 13:32

We know who does. We know who does. It's somebody that I end up beating, and I get across it off of my year being. When the frick did you beat him? You were there. No, we're thinking different people.

unknown 13:42

Wait.

SPEAKER_03 13:43

Oh, yeah, different people. Sorry. No, yeah, I will never beat Kennedy. She's talking about my dad. Yeah, yes.

SPEAKER_01 13:49

But he was playing with his left hand.

SPEAKER_03 13:51

He was still playing with his off hand, but I'm like, oh, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_05 14:00

That is a crazy thing to say.

SPEAKER_00 14:03

That is the thing. I hope he hears this. I hope he hears this. Oh, he will. That is one of the proudest moments of my life because I I was there and I did. Wait, I think it was the same night. I beat him when he was playing left-handed, and I was like, you know what? I'll take it.

SPEAKER_01 14:15

Are you is that it, David?

SPEAKER_00 14:16

Or yeah, that's it for now. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 14:19

I'm sorry. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 14:24

It's okay. You can have more. You had five. I had three. Four. Two. Oh, oh!

SPEAKER_05 14:32

No, it's an hour to me.

SPEAKER_04 14:34

Oh my god. 67. Also, hot take. These girls need to be nicer to me.

SPEAKER_03 14:40

Are you kidding? Women's month just ended. Three hot take. Burning hot.

SPEAKER_01 14:45

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 14:48

David, are you? Never mind. Hey, guys, guys. Guys, guys. Okay, guys. Peace in the Middle East. I'm about to sneeze and I'm not going to. Okay, no, my first hot take.

Pop Stars Are Smaller Now

SPEAKER_03 14:57

Oh my gosh. Is that no matter how big like newer artists get, no one will ever actually be like a true pop star again. Or like as big as like Michael Jackson. Oh, yeah. I agree. Like, I think that's something we've talked about. I think so. Yeah. I don't think it's bad.

SPEAKER_04 15:13

Anybody's ever going to be able to be bigger than Michael Jackson. Because that was before the internet.

SPEAKER_03 15:17

No, yeah. Well, that's my thing. I'm like, I think that now we're like, oh, we have pop stars. I'm like, no, we don't. Like the last like big ones, or like the most recent round, I feel like was like Britney Spears or like Christine Buller just like something like that. You know, there's no fan culture anymore. Like, I want people to stalk people now. Yes, I mean. We have the paparazzi.

SPEAKER_01 15:38

We have the swifties and that's right.

SPEAKER_04 15:42

We have one in the room with us. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 15:44

She's not that type of a swifty.

SPEAKER_03 15:45

She's a type of swifty I expect. You know what? Actually. My hot take is that Taylor Swift is overhated. That's a spontaneous one. I believe that.

SPEAKER_04 15:53

That is uh burning, burning hot. Burning hot.

SPEAKER_03 15:57

I it is burning hot. I think that it's become a trend to hate on her. Same way it got bit was a trend to hate on Ed Sheeran. I just thought he does have good music earlier on, I would say. I don't like his used stuff. Okay, I'm not gonna go around and be like, yeah, he's my favorite artist.

SPEAKER_04 16:11

Ed Sheeran.

SPEAKER_03 16:14

What is going on? Okay, sorry, that's off topic. Well, I would say that yes. So I think it's also it's the oversaturation of TikTok and social media where it's like nobody actually blows up. Like, think of like Kelly Clarkson hitting American Idol and she's this huge star because of it. Like you get one song to blow up and then you can't get any traction because it's like the next day there's somebody different.

SPEAKER_04 16:37

It's so much harder because even in the early 2010s, we had a lot of artists like that who had the one songs and then never had anything else again. Yeah. Nowadays, that's every artist.

SPEAKER_03 16:46

Yeah. No, and it's like there's literally like there is no way everybody's too accessible. I think that's what it is. I think it's new artists are too accessible. And I I would say I think the biggest person out of recent history would be like Taylor Swift and Adele are the two recent ones that have had I love Adele. Yeah, like that bigger like collection of people, but like still no one's gonna be the like the height of like MJ or like Woody Houston. Like Elvis. Elvis, yeah. That was really good. Thank you, thank you. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_04 17:18

That was really good. I had another music, I had another music take.

SPEAKER_00 17:22

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 17:22

Wait, she has to do her second. Yeah, you're right, Eric. Let her finish. And this one, my my Magnum Opus.

The Customer Is Never Right

SPEAKER_03 17:29

Guess ready? The customer is not always right. Yeah. Actually, the customer is never right. I've never wrong. Let me cook. Let me cook. You don't know how much it applies. Oh, please continue. Simply put, in any any specifically food service situation, it's a it's a rare occasion, I feel like, that they're like, yeah, you know, you know it, you cooked here. Like, actually, you know what? I am wrong. Me who's worked here for years, I'm I I forgot everything. Oh my gosh! Oh my oh, you're so right. Oh my goodness. Yes, a latte is just espresso in a cup. That's what you ordered for sure. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:11

I feel like Morgan just dealt with somebody like this today. That's why it's very refreshing. I will say, I think I work in the best job to deal with that because my entire point is how I argue the customer.

SPEAKER_03 18:23

No.

SPEAKER_04 18:24

No.

SPEAKER_03 18:24

No, yeah, it's great. When I was a server, I loved it. I love being a server, but then you just get those difficult people, and it's like, what? Is this your first day on earth? Literally. Like when people would come in, first of all, menus, they're a thing. Don't be like, hey, what's in here? How about you look? How about you read it? Read it. It's on the cup. If you are illiterate, don't come to restaurants. If you're illiterate, don't come out. Don't come out. Bring somebody out. Bring somebody else. Because guess what? I didn't memorize those specials. Hey. The thing is, if you don't ask me that, I'll happily give them to you. But it's like when you come sit down and you're like, what's in this? All right. Before I've even told you my name. No. What happened to Hi? How are you? What happened to Hi? How are you? Can I get you a coat? In the way, like everyone. I can guarantee there's multiple people every day where it's like, and I know it happens because you like, I'm the person that prepares myself when I go into a social interaction, like at a store. What was it? And uh social. That was a word. I heard it. Yeah, I know. But like in my head, I'm like, okay, this is my order. And so like I'll be like, I'll welcome somebody and be like, hey, how are you doing today? A large eye slight, like not another word in deadpan face. And I'm like, okay. Even though I do that, I'm like, you sir, are a 45-year-old man. No. Have some common decency to say hello, how are you? I will literally nod in agreement. I don't know. Towards the end of my time as a server, I will literally not acknowledge you. I will blank stare.

SPEAKER_02 20:08

So how are you today? Yes. We're not there yet, okay? Tell me your name, tell me how you are, and then we'll get there.

SPEAKER_03 20:16

And then we're gonna get to your order. We'll get to your order soon. And no, we want to get to ask we have fun too. Go to McDonald's. No, and my favorite, sorry, um, I'll get off myself. No, no, no, you're my favorite look. I'm on it with you. I'm not somebody who makes judgments about people based off of who like what they seem to be, right? Their age, like their gender, anything like that.

SPEAKER_02 20:36

Oh, I am, but go on.

SPEAKER_03 20:37

Oh no, but this is the way I am is that if a man that is like visibly over 50 enters my coffee shop, I simply put dread when he says he's paying with card. Because, you know, he'll pull out some some bills, hand that over. That's fine, brother. That's fine. My biggest pet peeve is when you're standing there and the screen is like, is like tap or insert card now and be like, what do I do? What it says to tap the card, dude. So tap the card.

SPEAKER_05 21:06

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 21:08

Tap it. Hey, but let me get your hand down. It's telling me I need to sign. Where do I sign? I was like, I think it's on the line where it tells you to sign. I think you sign on the line. I'm like, how did you get here today, man? What did you do when the light turned green? No? Like, what?

SPEAKER_05 21:25

What do I do? No, but you can't. That sign says stop, and I went through it and I got hit. I don't know what happened.

SPEAKER_03 21:32

What do I do here? What are you doing? No, no, the people at sit-down restaurants, the people you're talking about, I fear people come and try to play with a chime card. It's not going through. Never once in my life have I seen a chime card not decline. No, never once.

SPEAKER_02 22:00

Wait, I see the card.

SPEAKER_03 22:01

I'm asking if there's money on it. Do you have another form of payment? Ma'am, I haven't tried it yet. I've seen all you need to see.

SPEAKER_02 22:11

You got MasterCard? No, listen.

SPEAKER_03 22:14

You got that coupon? At this point, I'll pay cash half instead of this. Look, but bring me your Chuck E. Cheese tokens. That'll pay for more than that drive card. De blues. Do you have a silver dollar in there per chance?

SPEAKER_02 22:31

Perchance.

SPEAKER_03 22:32

Listen, I will take your firstborn child before I swipe this dive card. Oh my gosh. Hey, if you smile and say hi, how are you? You can get it for free. If you listen to my whole speech first, listen, you're good. Where's your menu? Well, as I was saying. As I was saying, yeah. People come with that chime card or the Cash App card. Yeah. Another form of payment, brother. They come in with that AirPod in their ear and then their carding clients, and I'm like, no. It's in those instances. I'm judging based on your appearance. Like I'm gonna I'm like, I don't know if you heard that, but the it went eh. We need to pop that airpod out, bud. Before you try to hand me some payment options, let me just tell you right now. That's not going through. Well, like, don't don't pay with cash tar.

SPEAKER_05 23:27

Continue, continue. I thought you were done.

SPEAKER_03 23:32

It's when I have the register open and they've paid with cash. And then it'll be like, and it's always women that do this, mind you. Men never do this. They don't change their mind in this way, apparently. I'll always have like the thing out, and they're like, oh, I have 40 cents after they've already put the thing. Ma'am, I forgot the bill you gave me, and I forgot your total. Do not throw change at me so you don't have any change left. I'm just like 40 cents. It looks like you still have 40 cents. And then you still have the 40 cents. Take it. People would try to. Ma'am, it is 7 a.m. I'm not doing mental math. I'm not doing mental math. You're just giving me 89 cents in your hand. People would try to leave like 10, like some dollar bills and then some change as a tip. You can keep that 10 cents. Keep keeping. Keep it. Put it in the same place where your chime card is. I don't want to.

unknown 24:23

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03 24:24

Take your chime card to the ATM. Go ahead and deposit it. And then when you work into the bank, they came in and they were like, yeah, I don't know why this isn't working. You're like, well, what card do you think? People are trying to Time. People are trying to do that. And like Chime is not a federally backed institution. That's a thing. So it's like your money isn't. You're trying to play, you're trying to pay on your federal loan with CRIMECOR. That's not happening today. That's not happening today. Your federal load of the church.

SPEAKER_02 24:58

Listen, this is affecting your credit score. You're gonna hand me a chime card. Think about your future, okay?

SPEAKER_03 25:11

Oh my goodness. Try to get your license, your passport, you gotta pay for it. It's a federal government document. Sorry, Chico.

SPEAKER_05 25:24

You're paying your court fees.

SPEAKER_04 25:33

Oh my god. I had somebody try to put a down payment on a car.

SPEAKER_02 25:39

I know that's not. I know they go through that. What kind of fee were they paying? Down payment? More than a thousand dollars? I can tell you right now.

SPEAKER_03 26:12

You see the way they bend in that insert section. Instead of the pin coming up, you have to play like Pac-Man or something. You have to play Pong at the checkout to win my payment.

SPEAKER_02 26:41

Oh my god, I'm crying.

SPEAKER_05 26:43

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 26:45

I didn't think to move on. That was like a four-minute rant. Thanks, King.

SPEAKER_04 26:53

You made me think of two, two different hot takes.

SPEAKER_02 26:56

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 27:00

That was Circle back around. I got two more.

SPEAKER_01 27:04

If they're quick and they apply now, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:06

There they are. They are.

SPEAKER_01 27:07

Okay, go ahead. Go

Music Slams And Car Buying

SPEAKER_01 27:08

ahead.

SPEAKER_04 27:08

So the first one on the music on artists. I think the weekend is heavily overrated.

SPEAKER_03 27:13

Agree.

SPEAKER_04 27:13

A lot of people think he's like great. He sings about the same thing most rappers do. He just has an elegant voice.

SPEAKER_03 27:19

He's so swiny.

SPEAKER_04 27:20

Over and also his acting sucks.

SPEAKER_03 27:23

Listen, I saw him on TV.

SPEAKER_04 27:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:26

The Hills, great songs, about it.

SPEAKER_04 27:29

He has a couple, I want to admit, he has a couple of good songs, but the majority I don't think. And then also work. I'm a car salesman. That's like my whole thing. I think I think the whole concept of the whole back and forth process over a car is so dumb.

SPEAKER_02 27:47

It is.

SPEAKER_04 27:47

Like if I can buy a car online, like I don't get I don't get how like people will come in and go and try to negotiate me on tax titles and fees and stuff like that. Dog, that's like the one thing we can't negotiate. Like you're not gonna go to the store and buy a loaf of bread and then be, oh, like what? Get a a tax like a tax of how much? Like a dollar, maybe? Like, let's just say that. You're not gonna try to barter with the the the cashier, be like, no, I want the tax to be less.

SPEAKER_03 28:18

No! Can I pay for the tax on my champ card?

SPEAKER_04 28:25

No, but it happens so many times. Like, I get it. Buying a car isn't like simple. Like, I understand that. Like, I get that. But like the fact that, like, I think it's so odd that like there's so many things you can pay for and you don't negotiate on price. You just go to the store and you buy a pack of gum, you're not gonna negotiate on that. Why is a car something you negotiate on? Why does it be?

SPEAKER_03 28:47

Because it's so expensive, people are like, yeah, they can handle a couple thousand off, but it literally does not work like like that.

SPEAKER_04 28:53

I don't know. It's just to me, that's odd. I think that's a very odd thing. And I I don't think that's how it should be. I think that everything should just have a set amount that you gotta pay. You know what I mean? Like there shouldn't be wiggle.

SPEAKER_01 29:06

I think they but they want to feel like they got a deal, you know what I'm saying? No, I get that. They wanna Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:11

But I just think that like whoever started selling cars and made that whole entire thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kinda weird.

SPEAKER_03 29:17

It probably started with horses.

SPEAKER_04 29:20

No, yeah, she's probably right. Horses, goats, chicken. No, I want to hear your hot takes. Okay.

Pedro Pascal And Cyclists

SPEAKER_04 29:28

Finally.

SPEAKER_01 29:28

I'm gonna start out with some. Everyone take the eye. I know I know we've already talked about this thing, and it's just a personal opinion, so I can't really defend it, but I know we've like said it in conversation. I'm always like, yeah, yeah. I think that Pedro Pascal is just plain unattractive. Yes, I agree. I'm so sorry. Speaking your truth. Wow. I didn't think that was gonna go over that way. Everyone says, like, I mean, maybe some people say he's medium, ugly, whatever, or above track. I don't even think he's medium ugly. I'm sorry. I personally think he's way below that. He's very ugly. I'm sorry, Pedro, if you ever listen to this, I still think that's the show. Pedro, maybe I still love you. Pedro, I still love you.

SPEAKER_04 30:12

Pedro, Pedro, I don't agree with her.

SPEAKER_01 30:16

In 2019, when I was watching The Mandalorian, I just am imagining who this person could be, and like he's just gotta be so attractive. And then when he finally, at the end, takes off his freaking helmet thing, and it was him, I was like, who the heck is this guy? And I thought Pedro Pascal And I'm sure his personality is great and some of the characters he plays is good. I've just never I think he's a great actor.

SPEAKER_03 30:38

That he was contractor. He said, Where is my 90s Shayla? I also think he's really Pascal.

SPEAKER_04 30:44

I think he's an attractive.

SPEAKER_03 30:45

What's that one movie that he's in? Um Kingsman. No. Fantastic Four? Hold on.

SPEAKER_04 30:51

Wonder Woman?

SPEAKER_03 30:52

No, it's the second one of uh what's it called? KL! No! Starts with a G.

unknown 30:57

What?

SPEAKER_03 30:58

G? Oh my gosh. I need to know right now. Great, look it up on your phones. No, it's like um, it was a movie that Russell Crowe was in. Gladiator. Gladiator! Gladiator 2. Russell Crowe in Gladiator 2. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine, fine.

SPEAKER_01 31:15

I agree, I agree, I agree. This one I don't think is like really a hot take, but I'm gonna say it anyway because it makes me so mad. Cyclists should not be on any type of road. Oh my god! Does it matter? Does it matter if it's wide? For some reason they just want to be on the most narrow road possible with a view ditch when there's a perfectly fine sidewalk, it should you should get bonus points for hitting them. I'm sorry. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 31:42

This reminds me of a story. The amount of times, so the amount of times I've been on I've never hit a cyclist. Let me say that.

SPEAKER_03 31:50

Let me be clear. Let me be clear. Let me be clear.

SPEAKER_04 31:53

But the amount of times where I'll be on my way to a beach nearby. Like I'll be on the way there. And you know, those back roads are t those back roads are skinny. Like even for regular vehicles, those are stinched.

SPEAKER_03 32:05

Stinged waste back roads. Yes. That's queen. Roads T. Roads are T. Roads are T.

SPEAKER_04 32:12

But um It's always those roads that have bikers on them. Yeah. And it's like I I one of our f personal friends, his father cycle, he's a cyclist or whatever you want to call it. He always tells us, he's like, yeah, I choose roads that I know are purposefully empty. Like I go on roads that I know there's no gonna nobody on. He's like, because he agrees that it's stupid when people go on these very popular back roads, because our area has a lot of back roads. I see a cyclist and they're hogging the road. They're not even hugging it. They're like all the way practically.

SPEAKER_01 32:43

Well they choose ones where the ditch is like right there, so they can't even like kind of get on.

SPEAKER_04 32:47

I'm like sitting there and like tech I'm like honking my horn because he won't get over it. He just like flips me off. So when I go over, I roll my window down. I chose I said a lot of choice words with my friend in the car, and he turns to me and goes, You know, they technically have the right of the way. I don't care!

SPEAKER_01 33:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:04

I don't care. I will run him off the road.

SPEAKER_01 33:06

They need to have their separate own thing. Like, this is where we bike, you know what I'm saying? If a freaking rollerblader is on the road, just like I have the right of way. Like, I don't care. Where are you driving? Hypothetically, I'm saying. Like, just because you have wheels on something doesn't mean that you can be on the road.

SPEAKER_04 33:23

There's like in what's funny is in this area, there's even specific roads with bike lane.

SPEAKER_03 33:28

Me and the bike lane in my heelys.

SPEAKER_04 33:30

Never what I'm on a scooter.

SPEAKER_03 33:33

Two wheels on my razor.

SPEAKER_01 33:34

But you know, you know.

SPEAKER_04 33:35

I'm on my ripstick in the bike.

SPEAKER_01 33:37

Riptick! You know that bikes my green machine. You know that cyclists would be upset if a pedestrian was walking on their freaking lane. Yes, exactly. And that's the part that makes me mad. But anyway, it's not a hot take, it's a cold take.

SPEAKER_03 33:51

No, but listen, like the way that they're riding on this road, so it's gonna hit the next cyclist, I can't. I feel like the wind coming off of my car could knock you into the ditch. Yeah. Why are you on that road? I'm afraid. Why are you on a two-lane road when I feel like I have to get into the other the oncoming lane to avoid you? Not because like it's like you're in in the middle necessarily. But because the stink the aerodynamics of my Bronco are gonna push you off the side of the road, brother.

SPEAKER_04 34:16

Like you mean the lack of aerodynamics on your bronze. Right, rough, rough, rough.

SPEAKER_01 34:22

Okay. The wall of wind coming off that I'll do one more that I know is like actually a hot take because I ran it through my mom, and most of them I was like, they're not really hot takes, but this one

Unmade Beds And Pillow Logic

SPEAKER_01 34:33

is. I prefer to sleep in an unmade bed than a made one. It's way more comfortable. And I haven't found anyone that agrees, except for my mom, apparently, but she's like, that is a hot take. I like it to be just the way it is always, and I don't like it to be made. It just is uncomfortable, and I gotta rearrange it all. Because you know what?

SPEAKER_04 34:53

For the listeners at home, she made a very funny wiggly map.

SPEAKER_01 34:57

Pulling the pillows and the okay, what? Anyway. And then Well, I'll stop there. But yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:04

Um I would like to say I I partially agree with that. I don't know if it's more comfortable, but I don't understand the point of remaking my bed every day. If it's gonna get messed up.

SPEAKER_03 35:15

It teaches you. You don't have that David Goggins myself.

SPEAKER_04 35:18

You're right, I don't. Um, I will go and do anything else daily, but I don't know, just making my bed, that's like the one thing I'm like if I have guests coming over, I'm gonna make my bed. What?

SPEAKER_03 35:31

To your bedroom.

SPEAKER_04 35:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:32

He's gotta show them his toys. I can't remember. I gotta show him my Lego cut.

SPEAKER_04 35:36

My Lego cut.

SPEAKER_03 35:37

Your Spider-Man bedsheets. Yes. Yes. I sleep in a race car still.

SPEAKER_04 35:42

No, but like, if I know people are coming over, that's like in my head. Oh, I gotta clean up the house. My bed, whatever. But like if I know if there's not really anything happening, I don't see a point in doing it. Because it's gonna get messed up again.

SPEAKER_01 35:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:54

I see, I agree for the if you're gonna get hungry again.

SPEAKER_01 35:57

It's just no point. Why eat? I need that. No, I'm teasing. I carry it eating argument. I do agree, but it's because I don't like I just sleep better if my bed is unmade for some weird reason. I never do it.

SPEAKER_03 36:10

It is comfortable. Because it's more comfortable too. Have y'all Yeah, let it out. Have y'all ever like gotten up in the day and gotten ready and took taking a picture of your pillow configuration to be like take a picture of it? Of your pillow configuration?

SPEAKER_02 36:28

Morgan? Morgan, where did you come from?

SPEAKER_04 36:30

Morgan, you might be psychotic.

SPEAKER_02 36:33

I don't even know what you mean it's say it again.

SPEAKER_03 36:35

It's like Yeah, I'm I'm just confused. You're a pillow configuration. Somebody who wakes up and my neck is almost always hurting. What I find for somehow, somehow in the middle of the night, when I'm thrashing myself around asleep, I wake up and I'm like, okay, my head was propped up, my neck is fine, and I get out of bed, I get ready, I turn around, picture of what the pillows look like in case for some reason they get moved when I don't make my bed. You know what I mean? That's a special tie. It is a special tie. Look, try it. Next time you have a good configuration. I yeah, it is for sure. I have so there's one to prop up and then one I actually sleep on, but then I also have a secondary pillow because I will sleep a diagonally in my bed a lot, and I'm like, my arm's over here, I'm rolling it on the side. So I guess technically three. Yeah. It's made with four. I don't know. I think I sleep sh with my head straight on my bed, pillows around me. To block out the voices. Yeah. To block out the voices inside my head.

SPEAKER_00 37:35

Hey, good. Apparently, this is a hot take because we talked about it one night and I only sleep with one pillow. Yeah. That is kind of psychotic.

SPEAKER_03 37:47

Okay, relax. What's just worse? One pillow or taking a picture of your pillow configuration.

SPEAKER_05 37:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:53

You're set up.

SPEAKER_04 37:57

That's nowhere near as crazy as that. I think it is a little crazier.

SPEAKER_03 38:00

So when you go back into your bed, you pull out the picture, and you like You're like, you know what, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:05

That's so interesting.

SPEAKER_03 38:07

That mold it. Look, as somebody who has problems sleeping, trust a special type. Need it.

SPEAKER_00 38:14

Also, what side of the bed do you guys sleep on?

unknown 38:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 38:18

I have to. When you're in it. When you're in it.

SPEAKER_03 38:22

Like you people are like, oh, I sleep on the right side. I'm like, are you looking at the bed or are you in the bed on the right side?

SPEAKER_04 38:26

Okay, when you're on the right side of the bed.

SPEAKER_03 38:29

Oh, I'm a left side sleeper. I'm a right side sleeper as well.

SPEAKER_04 38:34

Yeah, I just I've tried falling asleep on the left side of my bed.

SPEAKER_03 38:38

Technically, I have a twin-size bed, so the middle. On the bed. I sleep on the bed. Neither one of the bed.

SPEAKER_02 38:47

I sleep on the bed.

SPEAKER_04 38:51

I have such a weird quirk, and you guys are probably gonna make fun of me for this. If I'm just down on my bed, I have to be on the left side because if I roll into the right side, I'm passing out. Like if I'm on the right side of my bed, I'm gone. But if I the left side of the bed, I'm allowed. Like, that's like where I'm gonna sit in Doom Scroll if I have my day off. And I'm like, oh I'm just gonna sit in my room for like an hour and do nothing.

SPEAKER_00 39:12

What happens when you're married? You can't have both sides of the bed.

SPEAKER_04 39:14

I know, I'm gonna have to figure it out.

SPEAKER_00 39:17

You're like, actually, you sleep at my feet, actually.

SPEAKER_01 39:20

You get your own bed.

SPEAKER_03 39:21

Actually, you got a bed. Can you move? Michael and Jan. I was literally sleeping. And he's like, yeah, Jan sleeps there. I sleep right here on the foot thing.

unknown 39:31

On the foot rest?

SPEAKER_03 39:32

On the foot rest? Yeah, I just curl up into a ball. Oh. Yeah, that reminds me. So I have another hot take.

Rapid Fire Social Rules

SPEAKER_03 39:39

If you haven't seen The Office, it shows. Like it shows. In your personality, it just shows. Like you can tell.

SPEAKER_00 39:46

It's like you've never seen it. You got some. You've missed out in life.

SPEAKER_03 39:51

You've never been scarred by Scott's Tots. We've never been scarred. I can't watch that episode. I do skip it every time I rewatch. It's too painful.

SPEAKER_01 40:02

Should we go to the rapid fire?

SPEAKER_03 40:04

What is the next one?

SPEAKER_04 40:05

I feel like we've been rapid firing.

SPEAKER_03 40:06

We kind of have. I know. So I do have a list of a few rapid fire hot takes. I'm not really gonna explain them. Just give your opinion, just give your side, share your story.

SPEAKER_01 40:17

Quickly, quickly though.

SPEAKER_03 40:19

Okay, so sharing food. I'm okay.

SPEAKER_04 40:25

Yeah, I would say it depends. And the situation.

SPEAKER_00 40:29

Depends on what it is and what the situation is.

SPEAKER_04 40:31

Who's the person? If it's some if it's one of my homies, I'm biting your hand off. If it was like like Tyree took one of my fries tonight, I'm not gonna do that.

SPEAKER_03 40:40

Okay, he did give me the death stare.

SPEAKER_04 40:43

But I didn't bite her hand off.

SPEAKER_01 40:45

Good job, David.

SPEAKER_03 40:46

Yeah, I think self-control. I I'm I'm fine with sharing food. I don't think I have to. If it's consensual food sharing, it's fine. If it's consensual food sharing. If I say, hey, you want some of this and you take that, I'm not gonna be upset with you. Yeah. But if you just take it, and if you're not a person in my head that I've designated can grab something off my plate, then I'm like, and I know what when you do it. It kind of makes you pause for a second. You're like, oh, you just touched my own. We're not close like that. Like we're not like we're not like that. Now I thought that we were that close. Joke's on you. I typically wouldn't have cared, but Because you did it. It feels weird. Interesting, interesting. What about being friends with your ex?

SPEAKER_06 41:25

No.

SPEAKER_03 41:26

Universally, you can't have any of those to happen, so don't care.

SPEAKER_00 41:32

No. I don't think you can be like friends. Friends. Like you can be acquaintances, maybe like you can be cordial.

SPEAKER_01 41:40

It doesn't even be a dramatic thing, but you can't be like friends. Friends. No. You just can't.

SPEAKER_04 41:46

Like cordial and like you know, like maybe if you see them every once in a while, that's fine, but you definitely can't be friends.

SPEAKER_03 41:53

Definitely can't be friends.

SPEAKER_01 41:55

It depends on how, like, were you just like going on some dates, or was it like this was a relationship? Because I feel like uh the technical X of like, yeah, we went out a couple times, that's fine. Yeah, like I don't think I have an interview.

SPEAKER_04 42:06

You mean like are you gonna officially date?

SPEAKER_01 42:08

Yeah, you're just kind of like we got to know each other and we decided. You're like, we're not a fab, we're not exactly.

SPEAKER_04 42:13

Yeah, that's fine. But if you guys dated, broke up and then had to be like no, you can't.

SPEAKER_00 42:19

We can qualify a little bit better. We can say like you would never hang out with them one-on-one. Oh, okay. But like it's fine to like see them in group. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever it's like. I agree.

SPEAKER_03 42:29

I I think if it's somebody that you listen to music to deal with the situation, no. Oh if you've assigned if you've if you've assigned a song to somebody, that's a great one.

SPEAKER_01 42:39

And maybe you never even dated them and that happens. Also no.

SPEAKER_03 42:45

It can be done. We're just judge on show. Double texting is bad. What do you guys think? I think double text texting is funny. I love double texting bad. I quadruple text. I feel like I've hit 10 before. I think it is okay. I've hit a lot.

SPEAKER_04 43:01

Doug, look. I have to do that for work with my customers. I have to triple text sometimes.

SPEAKER_03 43:07

No, I think if it's a funny bit too, especially, I'm like, I'm set, it's funnier, not when I send you a paragraph. If I hit you with 12 back to back to background, oh my gosh, and another thing. Like the little combo of the back to back to back to back, and then you do a reply to yourself. Reply to yourself. Or then you do like a sticker, or then you do like the the text effect where it goes around a screen. Yeah. Yep. Text and text on there. Text effects. Look, those are a little razzle dazzle. A little razzle dazzle. That'll get your attention. I like I like reacting to my own messages. Like, I'll make a joke and laugh at it myself. And then a little cherry on top. Notify anyway. Yeah. Anyway.

SPEAKER_04 43:47

I love you for that. Because you do that. But I think most people who think that's a problem, like double texting, I feel like you're just immature if you're like, oh, I refuse to double text. It's not that big of a deal. It's really not.

SPEAKER_03 44:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:01

Girl, get over yourself.

SPEAKER_03 44:02

Because when I see that, do not disturb, I don't care. Just let it through. I want y'all to know you all have permission to push through. Put it through. Notify anyway. Notify anyway. Mary Grace was generally touched. She said, notify anyway. Look. I I have I have some of you guys here on where it always comes through. David is not on that one. I know this.

SPEAKER_04 44:28

I'm very over.

SPEAKER_03 44:29

Yeah, I would like to modify. If you have the ability to check my location to see that I'm at work, don't push through. I'm probably not supposed to be on aux and I am. And then I and then if I see that you did it, I'll shoot you later. There was one time David called me while I was still at work because I think you were trying to see if we were still open, and I accidentally answered it and it went over the speaker when I had to hang up. Remember that?

SPEAKER_04 44:51

Yes. If I if I think you're at work, I never call now.

SPEAKER_03 44:57

I appreciate that. Uh you, I don't do that.

SPEAKER_04 45:02

I call you.

SPEAKER_03 45:03

You called me yesterday during my work. My shift is rotating always. You know? David has literally admitted to me before that he's like, yeah, I know like sometimes your phone does a thing where like you'll go, it'll push through like if you call like back to back. So I just did that. Like why?

SPEAKER_04 45:18

Because it was important.

SPEAKER_03 45:21

Are you dying out? Alright, next one.

SPEAKER_01 45:25

Next one.

SPEAKER_03 45:25

Okay. Next one. What about okay? You should always put the shopping cart back in the house.

SPEAKER_04 45:37

So if you don't do that, you should be able to do that.

SPEAKER_03 45:38

In its stable. Yes. In the stables. Put the horses in the stable. Put it in stable.

SPEAKER_04 45:44

Putting it in the stables.

SPEAKER_03 45:45

But what is the last time that you didn't has anybody here done that? I don't think I've ever left my cart abandoned legitimately. I did that a few months ago. It's because it was raining. And I was the only person in the parking lot. So I just left it beside my car. How hard is that? Okay, it's okay. That would be the qualifier for me. It was raining enough for me to not put it back. Did you run to your car or did you walk? I ran. Shouldn't do that anyway, but yeah. The rain hits you more when you run. Mythbusters. And I was like, that was for you, Chris. I did run. I was like, you know what? It's too. I just ah it's going right here. Please forgive me food line. Food lion.

unknown 46:32

Please forgive me food.

SPEAKER_01 46:33

Please forgive me food line. But but sometimes people are employed to bring them all back, so then it's kind of like you're making sure someone still has a job. I'm contributing.

SPEAKER_03 46:46

I contributing. It's like hide-and-seek for our cards. Yeah. They love it. I'm sure they do. They're on the golf course next door. Keda's leaving ransom notes in cards. It's like riddles to find the next one. I thought I'd make it funny for you guys today. The riddler of food line. Grows my jamba. Ground very good. Okay, what about this is the last one?

Water Taste Wars Get Weird

SPEAKER_03 47:13

People who don't like water.

SPEAKER_02 47:15

Grow up.

SPEAKER_01 47:17

Literally. And Ken, two members of my family are in this boat, and I say it repeatedly. Grow up. Drink water. That's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_03 47:25

Drink water. I just don't like the taste of it. People that don't like water have never been like going really hard in their middle school PE class. Forced to drink the water fountain. Stumbling to that water fountain. And that water touch it with your mouth.

SPEAKER_01 47:40

One, two, three, you're done.

SPEAKER_03 47:42

You've obviously never had your whole mouth over the water. With that girl behind you going, one, two, three.

SPEAKER_02 47:52

I just said that, but no, it's good. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

SPEAKER_03 47:55

He's like, You have to say Mississippi.

SPEAKER_04 47:57

I agree with that. Because I have this guy who just started at my work. He's like a 30-year-old, yeah, like whatever. He just started working. I was like, I started taking creatine. But he hates Apple juice and creatine. I'm like, okay, you're just gonna have to be drinking a lot more water now. Like, because that's what it does. Like that. And he's like, I just don't like water. I just drink a lot of soda. Baby food and creatine it is. That's literally gonna make your kidney fail. Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 48:24

That works. You are designed to have water.

SPEAKER_03 48:27

Yeah, so my love for water, it was very specific water fountain. It was seventh grade PE class. And it was the water fountain that every it was so good. Like it was like better than the other one. So yeah. Hey, what's everyone's favorite water situation in this room? Hold on. Oh Crystal Geyser. What? You know that one? No! What about Marie actually said, yeah, she knows that? You know that one, Mary? What? Oh, you know that one? I want to make this very clear. If a single person in this room says Dasani, you're excommunicated.

SPEAKER_04 49:06

As I hear Dasani. Dasani is like freaking battery acid water.

SPEAKER_03 49:11

Yeah, I don't know. I would drink my own pee before I drink Dasani, okay? Dasani is water that people spit. I would no, I would bear grills in my own house and drink my pee before I touched it as a bottle. Not filtered. I don't care. Insane loud. I would rather insane.

SPEAKER_04 49:30

I'd say the best water.

SPEAKER_03 49:33

Arrowhead?

SPEAKER_04 49:34

No, stay with me. You wake up in the middle of the night. Yeah. You go to the sink and bathroom and you just scoop your hands.

SPEAKER_03 49:42

I'm losing. You're losing me.

SPEAKER_02 49:44

I was starting it out crazy.

SPEAKER_03 49:46

I was following you.

SPEAKER_05 49:47

You lost me.

SPEAKER_02 49:47

You lost me real quick.

SPEAKER_03 49:49

You put your whole face under it, put your mouth over the sticky.

SPEAKER_05 49:51

It's not what I said. You could hold your hands into it. I don't don't continue that.

SPEAKER_03 50:03

Like when you were little, like in the bath, did you ever like suck the water out of washclothes?

SPEAKER_05 50:10

And you guys are making fun of me for using the water in my hair. You had it on the fake, and then you just suck it out of the washcloth. No, stop saying that. Stop saying that. This is disgusting. And you're making fun of me.

SPEAKER_01 50:28

It's a bleep. No, it's not the water out of the line.

SPEAKER_05 50:31

This is disgusting. So you never, Gracie. Yes!

SPEAKER_03 50:39

Gracie, we need you.

unknown 50:40

We need you.

SPEAKER_05 50:41

Gracie needs you. Gracie, please come back. This is way too chaotic. We need you!

SPEAKER_03 50:46

You are gonna be. I have one final last question as we end the podcast. I remember I thought about this. Would you guys rather how does it how does it go? Would you guys rather drink water for the rest of your life or anything you wanted, but it has to have a little bit of pea in it?

SPEAKER_04 51:03

Water for the rest of my life.

SPEAKER_00 51:04

Water for the rest of my life.

SPEAKER_03 51:06

Yeah. I agree.

SPEAKER_01 51:08

Kennedy and Blue Parade. Do I know that it's happening?

SPEAKER_04 51:14

Yeah, I mean, you made the deal, so you know.

SPEAKER_03 51:17

Everything else that you'll be so for real. I grew up in a Pepsi family. I ride for Pepsi. I think there's always a little bit of pee in asses.

SPEAKER_05 51:25

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 51:26

Y'all remember when we were kids where there was that one big thing going around where they were like, make sure you clean off the tops of the cans. There's been rats peeing on on us.

SPEAKER_05 51:35

What? No, no, I know what you're talking about. No! I'm so okay.

SPEAKER_04 51:46

I'm so glad my parents are strict with not letting me like drink any soda until I was like the age of 12.

SPEAKER_03 51:51

Okay, right.

SPEAKER_04 51:52

Because what? Rat P.

SPEAKER_03 51:54

No, it was like apparently a thing. And I remember like I feel like my mom heard it once, or like my dad heard it once, and they were just like, they were just like wash off the cans before you open them and drink them. You cannot sip straight from it, pour it out into a can a cup. You cannot drink out of the can if it's unwashed. It's unclean. Yeah. I think I'm sticking with water. Yeah. Realistically, water, but I'm sickening with water.

SPEAKER_04 52:17

I could live without pepsy.

SPEAKER_03 52:19

I'm sticking water out of my seventh grade water fountain. Water but a Stasani, or the same question. A little bit of pee and everything. Because in that case, I'm taking the peanut. Yeah, I'm taking the peanut. I'm taking the peanut.

SPEAKER_04 52:29

Dog, I drink an entire cup of peanut butter.

SPEAKER_03 52:31

I want pee in everything.

SPEAKER_02 52:35

In everything.

SPEAKER_04 52:37

Well, this is taking a lot of weird turns this episode, guys.

SPEAKER_03 52:42

I genuinely think I don't think I've laughed harder. Sorry. Did I just say, sorry, in honor of Gracie not being here, and I know she's okay with me saying it because we jokingly we talked about

Gracie Hamster Bottle Finale

SPEAKER_03 52:53

it in another episode. We were gonna say it. But there was one point in college where she attached her water bottle upside down to the wall in her lofted bed like a hamster water bottle so she could roll over in the middle of the night and just drink it on the wall.

SPEAKER_01 53:07

And it was the funniest thing.

SPEAKER_04 53:10

That's so odd for me to imagine in my head. She like rolls over.

SPEAKER_01 53:14

And then Morgan's like, let me take a picture of it so I can remember how your pillows are.

SPEAKER_03 53:21

To prop you up to drink out of your hamster bottle.

SPEAKER_04 53:25

I can't imagine it's one of the funniest things she's ever done. We're going to the bathroom sink and scooping water. Women are never creeping.

SPEAKER_01 53:33

I don't know what the hand thing, but it's okay. Yeah. You don't know where you're talking about. Why are you drinking water like a prospect? We're not starting the hate.

SPEAKER_03 53:40

We're starting the hate. I can't imagine, like, just at three o'clock in the morning, she's just thirsty. Just hearing like it didn't, it didn't last. It didn't last long, but it was such I think I we probably have pictures of it somewhere, but it was one of the funniest moments of my life when she was like, Morgan, look at this.

SPEAKER_04 53:57

How do you explain that to people when they come into your room?

SPEAKER_03 53:59

They didn't see it. She detached it to take it to class. It was her water bottle. You know? It's a nighttime configuration. And look, if you ever lived in a college dorm and we were in a lofted bed, you will understand why she did that.

SPEAKER_06 54:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 54:13

Because there's no feasible way to reach your desk. There's nowhere, no net enough to put it in if you have to like your phone charging in the net or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 54:20

Anywhere else it's falling off.

SPEAKER_03 54:22

No, it was it was ingenious, personally, in my opinion. Personally. Make president. Yeah. That's it. Gracie for the presentation. Gracie for president? I'm okay with that. Who's your VP?

SPEAKER_02 54:33

Cut it. Cut it. Cut it.

SPEAKER_03 54:37

Sorry. Okay, we're cutting that in the sense. I think it's a great way to end the episode.

SPEAKER_06 54:44

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 54:52

Although we've come.

SPEAKER_06 55:04

Just keep saying. No.

SPEAKER_05 55:06

No. No.

SPEAKER_03 55:10

Girl, we miss you. Gracie. Gracie come back. Gracie come back, we miss you. If you guys enjoyed this week's episode, please come back next week. Gracie will be here. Girl.

SPEAKER_01 55:27

We need you here to anchor us to the subject. You can never leave again. I'm not even joking.

SPEAKER_05 55:33

You can't leave. You can't leave. Oh no. All right, that was good.