Love? In This Economy?

Ever walked into a date and knew within five minutes you’d rather be anywhere else? We’ve been there—too many times. From an unwanted front-yard kiss to a hinge coffee marathon where he didn’t stand up, didn’t offer to pay, and let the door slam behind him. We share raw, funny, and painfully real dating stories and extract the lessons that actually make love less chaotic. We also unpack exact signs someone isn’t into you—slow replies without context, group-only invites after clear interest, closed-off body language—and why honest no’s are kinder than drawn-out maybes.

To keep it lively, we run a rapid-fire “They’re a 10, but…” obsessed with Taylor Swift, hours-long gaming every night, can’t cook to save their life, shadow boxing in public, and the ultimate ick—air guitar. We even own our mess: ghosting, bullying-the-crush banter, and losing all flirt power when the stakes feel real. And to wrap it all up we end with the most unhinged version of "We listen a we don't judge!"

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Transcript

Cold Open And Valentine’s Setup

SPEAKER_10 0:00

Okay, wait. I think I got it. I got it. Okay, she got it. She got it. Okay. She's got it. Hey guys, welcome back to just I'm gonna go five. Everybody close your eyes and then we'll be fine. Hey guys, welcome back to just We're doing it at the end. We're doing it a day. I will recover by then. Let's just go. Hey guys, welcome back to Just Us Talking. Today, our theme, I guess, of this episode is love and dating and everything involved from that. This is in honor of Valentine's Day, which already happened. But that's okay. Because you know what? Even if you just haven't made your move yet, there's still time. Like two weeks after Valentine's Day, it's okay. There's still time. There's still time. You'll give up your gym. Don't let it be your lollion.

SPEAKER_02 0:43

Go and buy some flowers.

SPEAKER_10 0:44

Go and buy your flowers. Buy some flowers, get some Lego flowers, do something. Lego flowers. You know, write them a song. Okay. Tag them in a post.

SPEAKER_05 0:54

Yeah, that's too far. We're done.

SPEAKER_03 0:57

Guys, don't listen. Don't listen to Miss What You're Warning.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

Okay.

unknown 1:04

And this is Miss.

SPEAKER_10 1:16

Hey guys, this is Morgan, and I won Homecoming Queen in high school.

SPEAKER_07 1:21

Hello, this is Gracie, and I won Prom Queen in high school.

SPEAKER_05 1:24

This is Kennedy. I don't know what to say.

SPEAKER_09 1:27

My favorite color is blue. Hi, this is Tyree, and I get overstimulated when my hoodie strings touch my mouth.

SPEAKER_06 1:34

This is Mary Grace, and I think that the buttered popcorn jelly beans are the best ones. Ew.

SPEAKER_03 1:41

Hi.

SPEAKER_10 1:43

I've never seen a room week one.

SPEAKER_04 1:45

Hi, this is uh this is David, and I think the weekend, the artist, is overrated.

SPEAKER_09 1:51

In the spirit of Valentine's Day, what are the most worst, awful dates you guys have been on?

SPEAKER_06 2:02

So romantic.

SPEAKER_09 2:03

So romantic. So lovely.

SPEAKER_06 2:05

I don't even know.

SPEAKER_04 2:06

Is it first dates or just dates?

SPEAKER_06 2:08

Just dates in general. Until you one that was really awkward. I guess that I don't know if like worse. Speak your truth is the way to put it. But there was this guy I was talking to, and we were talking for a little bit, and it was long distance. So our first date, he drove down to pick me up. He pick he like planned the date, which I was really I'm like, okay, he he picked the place, he went to like pick me up and then long distances in how long? Like he lived in West Virginia. Oh across state lines for Harry Gray. Okay, it's broad.

unknown 2:48

It's broad.

SPEAKER_06 2:49

Is that oh sorry? No. That's right. States are allowed to be set. Okay, cool. So yeah, it was pretty far. And so he came, he planned it, he picked me up, everything. The day went pretty well, but at the end, when he dropped me off, it was like he he went in for like this awkward hug, and like you could tell that he was like leaning in for a kiss. And then he kissed me first date on the first date. He kissed me. First date. Yes, he kissed me on our first date. And this is in like the this is in like my front yard. How dare you! In my front yard, my family is in the house, like right now. Probably watching. Probably watching. Probably watching. And I didn't know what to do with it.

SPEAKER_02 3:34

One of their siblings was watching.

SPEAKER_06 3:36

Yeah. One of them was, I'm sure. And I didn't know what to do. And I was just in shock. And he was like, okay, bye. And I was like, bye. And then I just went back in the house, like, what just happened? Did you go out with him again? No.

SPEAKER_08 3:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 3:50

No, I did not. So that was a very awkward date that I went on. And I don't wish that on anybody. Thank you for sharing your truth. I know that was hard for you. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 4:07

Thank you. Thank you, Cooper.

SPEAKER_06 4:09

Thank you, Cooper. But no, that was a hard one. I've just been cringing this whole time.

SPEAKER_10 4:17

This is a great podcast. This is really good. Guys, try not to cringe while you listen to this.

SPEAKER_08 4:24

Try not to cringe challenge.

SPEAKER_09 4:25

Try not to cringe challenge. We are failing.

SPEAKER_04 4:30

Does anybody else have one?

The Bar Insult Story And Confidence

SPEAKER_09 4:31

I don't. This isn't technically dating relations related because I never ever ever ever ever dated this guy. But the only thing I could think about was, and I've told this story before when I was a bartender, this guy would come up to the bar, like he was a regular, and he started to try to like hit on me. Then he would like try to ask me out, and I would be like, No, can't, I can't do that. Like, this is my place of work, you know, and everything. And he all of a sudden was so offended, like you would have thought I just like punch him in his face. And he was like, Oh, well, you're not the type of girl people marry, anyways. You're the type of girl that I would marry and then divorce. And he was like, I don't know if you know this, but I'm a 10, you're a too.

SPEAKER_10 5:22

Literally. For our listeners who have never seen Tyree, Tyree is a 10.

SPEAKER_11 5:31

Like, I'm actually like, That's actually so offensive.

SPEAKER_05 5:34

And if you see a picture of this guy, that isn't it. You're not to be rude, but that guy was. Right. He was even a one. He dislikes it. He's even around.

SPEAKER_09 5:52

First of all. I'm not a 10.

SPEAKER_05 6:00

He's too modest guys. We're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_10 6:04

But you know what's so funny about two is that's such a low number that it's funny because you're like, well, that can't be true.

SPEAKER_09 6:12

I am so like bad at any type of confrontation. I genuinely think I blacked out. Like, I don't remember my response to that at all.

SPEAKER_04 6:20

All she saw was red.

SPEAKER_09 6:22

I was like, oh eggs, easy.

SPEAKER_06 6:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 6:26

And to call me a two in front of like a bar full of people, I was like, that's crazy. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_04 6:31

That is incredibly like that's incredible. I don't think I could do that.

SPEAKER_06 6:36

It's insane for anybody to call Tyree a two, but especially when you see a picture of him, it's like, okay.

unknown 6:43

All right.

SPEAKER_06 6:44

Come on, this was even you're just making stuff up.

SPEAKER_10 6:51

You're just making stuff up. Quite literally.

SPEAKER_09 6:53

Literally made me like I just started sweating immediately. I was like, what is going on? I've never been in a part of a conversation like that.

SPEAKER_03 7:07

I've never been part of a conversation like this where I've been called a two.

SPEAKER_10 7:10

Okay. Like legitimately, what's that need? Like the two is like if somebody said that to me, I think I I would rather be called a two than a five. You know what I mean? Absolutely. Like five? That's like two middle to run that it's like you're like, you could be high. It could be true.

SPEAKER_03 7:28

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_10 7:29

I agree. But like a two, I'm like, well, surely I can't be true. I gotta be at least a bull party. That's what I was thinking.

SPEAKER_03 7:42

Yeah, maybe.

SPEAKER_09 7:43

Or I'm like, oh, that sucks.

SPEAKER_04 7:45

See, the thing is, do you think anybody thinks that they're a two, though?

SPEAKER_09 7:48

Well, that's what I was thinking. I was like, did he just call me a two? Also, is that accurate?

SPEAKER_10 8:01

I think people who are like would admit that there are two or say there are two, like, have two energy.

SPEAKER_08 8:06

Two energies. I feel you're doing that. Like, any gray? That's actually no.

SPEAKER_04 8:11

The only kind of guy, uh like in my I feel like the only kind of guy that would say he's a two is like a pick me boy, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_10 8:18

Yeah, yeah. And it's like any anything like three below pick me energy.

SPEAKER_09 8:23

Yeah, four, gray area, five, it's kind of like the manager of the restaurant the manager of the restaurant. I went and I told him, and he like went over to the guy who's like, hey, you can't just say that you can't just say that he was so rude, and he was a bad tipper. Makes it even worse. Anyways, that's my drama and horror story.

Sushi Date Fail And The Post-Valentine Text

SPEAKER_04 8:52

Oh, I'll go next. I guess my worst date. I don't think I've had a bad date, any bad dates. My worst one was probably the first one I ever went on. My sister set me up with this girl. And it was kind of like a blind date. Like my sister set me up with her because they worked with her. She was a nice girl. We went out, but they were like, oh, they were like, oh, David, take her to this sushi place. It's really nice, like blah blah blah. I was like, okay, yeah, we can do this, blah blah blah. I take her there. Guess what? She doesn't like.

SPEAKER_09 9:22

No. Sushi. Sushi.

SPEAKER_04 9:24

She hates sushi. She didn't get a single thing.

SPEAKER_09 9:26

I'm like, She didn't eat at all?

SPEAKER_04 9:28

No, not at all.

SPEAKER_09 9:29

You didn't offer a lot of things on the house. You didn't offer to go somewhere else?

SPEAKER_04 9:33

I asked, I was like, we can go somewhere else.

SPEAKER_09 9:37

Oh, right.

SPEAKER_04 9:38

It was also my first time going out with anybody.

SPEAKER_10 9:41

How old were you for this? For context. Perfect.

SPEAKER_04 9:44

I think I was like 15. Last year.

SPEAKER_05 9:48

15.

SPEAKER_04 9:49

Yeah. I did. I I did drive.

SPEAKER_05 9:55

By yourself? How?

SPEAKER_04 9:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 9:57

David. That's not. Did you think you were cool? That belonged to the confession episode.

SPEAKER_09 10:04

My bad. Honestly, if I was 15 and this guy comes and picks me up in a core. In a core? In a core?

SPEAKER_02 10:12

In a core sushi.

SPEAKER_10 10:15

I was on my life sushi. She was. Surely not like a two.

SPEAKER_03 10:22

Certainly not a two is crazy.

SPEAKER_04 10:26

But yeah, no, I think she was nice, but I think we both were like, we I dropped her off at her house, and I was like, yeah, we should totally do this again. She's like, yeah, but it was both kind of like the way we said it. We were like, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 10:37

No. It's not happening again. You both knew in that moment.

SPEAKER_04 10:40

Yeah, I think we both knew. Great. Great girl. She's really cool. We ended up being friends after, but it wasn't all that awkward. Well, it was, but I was like, so what do you what do you want? She goes, I don't like sushi. I was like, what?

SPEAKER_10 10:59

I really like the cover.

SPEAKER_04 11:01

I was like, what?

SPEAKER_10 11:04

I'll take a volcano roll.

SPEAKER_11 11:07

All you can eat. He's just eating it for two.

SPEAKER_09 11:11

Eating for two. Hey, they had some water. Edamame?

SPEAKER_07 11:19

At least Miso.

SPEAKER_03 11:21

I should say or not.

SPEAKER_04 11:22

I guess I will.

SPEAKER_07 11:23

No, her name, no.

SPEAKER_04 11:24

No, no, no, no. Not her name. No, no, no, no. Uh recently, this happened last Sunday. I think Morgan and Tyree might know. I've there's this one girl I was going out with for a bit now. Really great girl, super nice. Took her out on Sunday instead of Valentine's Day, I took her out the day after. To a nice like Italian restaurant. She really loved Italian, so I was like, you know what? I'll take her out then. Got her some really nice flowers, blah blah blah. Hung out like the whole day. And then as soon as I leave that night, I'm driving home and she you know and I sent a text. I was like, so when can we hang out next? Or when can I see you next? Like both whatever. Then she goes, Oh, we need to talk. And I immediately I'm like crap. I'm like, oh I'm cooked. Like I I because I think everybody knows, like, when somebody says that, you know, it's bad. It's bad.

SPEAKER_05 12:14

It's wraps.

Hinge Coffee Date From Heck

SPEAKER_04 12:15

And she friend zoned me over text, but then was like over text. And then she's like, oh yeah, we should like we could still be friends and stuff because I really enjoy your company. I was like, Yeah, I mean, sure, I just need a little bit of time.

SPEAKER_05 12:26

Actually, I have enough friends, thanks.

SPEAKER_04 12:30

But like, I like, but I and the worst part is there's a like an extended, we were supposed to go on a ski a snowboarding trip this weekend. And I assumed like a group of us, like we're supposed to go, like four or five of us, and I'm like, huh, so ski trip's off. Or snow tri snowboarding trip is off, obviously. Then it was her roommate and her roommate's boyfriend, who both of them I've been friends with for a while now. That's how I met her. All three of them, the the couple and her, text me an hour later and are like, so are we still going on a snowboarding trip?

SPEAKER_09 13:03

Oh heck no!

SPEAKER_04 13:05

And I was like, Are you serious? Thing is, I bought my ticket already.

SPEAKER_05 13:09

Give it to somebody.

SPEAKER_04 13:10

Dog, that was an expensive ticket. I was like, oh, I might go. Because I also got the time off of work and getting time off of You won't enjoy it.

SPEAKER_10 13:21

What if you get time off of work to do a weekend of podcast episodes with your friends?

SPEAKER_04 13:27

Are you guys off all weekend? No. Exactly.

SPEAKER_05 13:30

Actually, we're all day Saturday.

SPEAKER_04 13:32

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_05 13:34

Well, you don't have to be with them, right? You can just go snowboarding alone.

SPEAKER_04 13:37

Kind of, yeah. That's what my plan is.

SPEAKER_05 13:39

Are you staying at a place that's a good one? No, no, no. It's just a one day.

SPEAKER_04 13:42

It's a one day. Oh, okay. It's a one day. Originally, when I got the whole weekend off, I th we were supposed to be staying the whole time. But thankfully that fell through. So it's just one day. But is that not weird a little? I there's no way she's gonna listen to this, but you know, great girl, still, no, and like I told her, I kind of was like, all right, I think I am gonna go. I told I I asked to call her, and I called her the other night. I was like, listen, you're a great girl. I am down to be friends, I'm just gonna need a little time. I am still going on a ski trip since I bought my ticket.

SPEAKER_05 14:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:14

If you're comfortable with that, but I'm like, I'm just gonna need like a couple weeks to kind of just chill out. Because we've been going out like a month. I liked you, liked you, and I get you don't like me, so I'm gonna be respectful of that. But like a little bit weird.

SPEAKER_09 14:29

It's gonna be weird. I'm gonna hit the slopes.

SPEAKER_10 14:38

I do indeed have one goodness. That's it. Speak your truth, speak your truth. Uh mine was a bad hinge date.

SPEAKER_02 14:45

I fear I fear it was.

SPEAKER_10 14:47

These are my favorite stories. Why is Gracie cheering? She was witness, bore witness to it. Oh I was there. She bore witness. I was there, man. So it was, yeah, bad hinge date. We had like talked on on hinge for like probably a month.

SPEAKER_04 15:01

A month?

SPEAKER_10 15:02

Or two, two months. Two before even then meeting up in person. Like, whatever. That's crazy. Um seemed like a chill dude. I honestly didn't know the vibe. I was like, I don't think I'm gonna know until like I meet him in person, and like we go out. It was just kind of like a okay, like get to know you kind of thing, vibe it out, whatever. So he asked me out, and he lived a certain distance away, so he came across the water.

SPEAKER_02 15:29

Water.

SPEAKER_04 15:32

A nod specific.

SPEAKER_10 15:33

A nod specific distance from the location you do not know we're at. Oh and so we met up for coffee, and of course, hinge date. So I got Gracie and her boyfriend to come along. Amazing. They scoped out outside the area.

SPEAKER_04 15:46

Her boyfriend's a unit, so I'd feel safe with him there.

SPEAKER_09 15:50

Absolute unit who loves gale. Unit that loves Gale.

SPEAKER_10 16:00

I just found out this week. How do you feel? Sorry. And it's your so go on the date or whatever, he gets there first. I walk in, and so I walk in like he's sitting at the table already, already has his coffee. I won't get the man doesn't even stand up at the table when I walk in. Which I'm like, if you think you know my father. If you know me, the second I told him he didn't stand up, he was like, oh no, no, no, scamp, no, he got coffee without you?

SPEAKER_09 16:25

No, yeah, he got his coffee.

SPEAKER_10 16:27

And I was like, okay, yeah, sure. And I was like, you know what? Hinge date, I guess. I don't know, you know, like whatever. May I interject. Didn't even offer to buy her coffee. Like did not stand up when I went to get my coffee is like did not stand up when I got to the table. Did not did not go like let me walk up with you. I was like, I'm gonna grab something to drink. He was like, okay. And then I went to get it and I was like, should I just walk out?

SPEAKER_02 16:52

You should have had Gracie like at your hands.

SPEAKER_10 16:55

Go back to the table, like, can I get your wallet? So sorry, I think I left my card in your wallet in your pocket. Is that in? You got Cash App. You will receive a VM request after this. No, and so the whole time we're talking, and I this is for me, this is a pet peeve of like, if I have to drive the entire conversation, I refuse. Like, I'm already, I think off the bat when I meet people, I'm generally way more quiet than I become once I'm your friend. And I'm just like, it's me like getting acclimated, you know, whatever. And so first meeting off rip, it's a situation where I'm like, I know like the situation I'm in, so I'm like, I'm twice as awkward. So I'm just trying to like, you know, throw anything out there. And he's just like, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:40

Which uh what's your favorite door handle?

SPEAKER_02 17:45

Oh that's a call out that's that we will come back to you later.

SPEAKER_07 17:56

Oh, that was homeland. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_10 17:58

No, I forgot. Okay, sorry. No, and so like the whole date was so awkward, mind you, and this is my fault, I will own up to it, so you don't have to. Gracie said she was my out. She was like, if you need to get out, you send like a random word or whatever, I will call you and you act like you have emergency believe. I wanted to do that about 40 minutes into the date. 40? That's long. Minutos? I was there for three hours. Three hours.

SPEAKER_09 18:28

Three hours talking to a brick wall.

SPEAKER_07 18:30

Yo. Yes, you also was there for three hours in the parking lot. I texted her in there, and I was like, hey, like, you good? Like, I'll call. She goes, nope, we're good. And I was like, Oh, it's in my head. I'm like, okay, yes. I even sent him in there to go buy a coffee or a muffin. He got went like bought like a muffin and came back and goes, they were they're chatting, okay? And I was like, That's the thing.

SPEAKER_10 18:54

What was so weird was like, I felt like I was driving the conversation and there's little pockets of like, okay, we're talking more now, and then it was dead silence, and he was just like looking at me. And I was like, Why are you just staring, brother?

SPEAKER_09 19:04

Like, I was like, he's perceiving you. I don't like that.

SPEAKER_10 19:09

He's holding you, he's beholding you, he's beholding my presence in this coffee shop. And so, like, it finishes up, and I was just like, I gotta find a way to end this. And so we get up to leave three hours later. Three hours later. Because I literally, I skip like strategically scheduled it to where I was like, this is like this coffee shop will close at this time. And so I could use the excuse of like, ah, you know, food service, we should leave early for fun, you know, to help them out. You know, whatever. And I just had no backbone and was like, I'm just gonna sit here for this. Um, so we get up to Lee, walks out, does not no door hold, just passes it behind himself too. The bars on the basement releases it to where it almost could have hit me if I had not caught it. The bar's in the basement. Now that's just disrespect. This is my favorite part. The bars underseating. He turns me, he's like, uh, let me walk you to your car. And then he walks up, and my car was like two rows away from his, walks up to the back of his car, and he's like, Well, it was good. And I was like, Yeah, nice to meet you. And then he didn't walk me the rest of the way. He just kind of was like, Well, see ya, like at the end of his across. I was like, brother! What did he drive? You don't even have to say he drove a CRV.

SPEAKER_11 20:18

CRV? ID. CRV. He was in Michigan. Derogatory.

unknown 20:25

Derogatory.

SPEAKER_02 20:27

Derogatory.

SPEAKER_07 20:28

Also, we vlogged this entire thing. So I have I have footage from the night before for being like, I'm nervous. I have butterflies.

SPEAKER_10 20:36

And then I just never once did I say butterflies. I said I was nervous because I was meeting a man on hinge. Maybe it was throw up. It wasn't up. It was a bomb, okay.

SPEAKER_07 20:47

Anyway, so I will I have a video of him passing the door. Call a camera.

SPEAKER_09 20:54

Was this the guy that you unintentionally matched with too? Like, weren't you guys wearing similar outfits?

SPEAKER_10 20:59

They were with things, oh yes, yeah. We we accidentally kind of matched. We both were wearing like things with like stripes. Also, mind you, it was I you might have cut this. I traditionally I'm not a fan of a blonde man. Like, that's not that's not my type. Why would we have to cut that? And I know you can't. For the girls that love blonde men. For the girls, speaker truth. No, and there's it's a case-by-case basis, admittedly. But at this point, I was just like, you know, I don't really know. We'll see in person. And I like, mind you, long blonde hair. And I was like, yeah, no. Yeah, yeah, no. Yeah, no, I know myself. No, I'm it's a pass for me. It's a pass for me. Very good. But that was yeah. So if you're not vibing on a date, leave. Don't sit there for three hours. Awkwardness. Steep in it. That's why.

SPEAKER_09 21:59

Stay.

SPEAKER_04 22:00

Time to get out of here, you know.

SPEAKER_09 22:02

Well, I guess one of us should pay.

Youth Group Crush, Brother Miss, And Age Gaps

SPEAKER_10 22:06

But truly not both. I am female, so my wants a guitar. I signed up for the female position of this date. Therefore, I should not pay.

SPEAKER_04 22:20

I was gonna that was a topic I was gonna ask about, but I guess we all agree who do you think should pay first? Who should pay on the first day?

SPEAKER_09 22:27

Do you have a the guy? I agree. It should be the guy. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 22:30

Some of my friends say otherwise.

SPEAKER_09 22:32

Well, dox them after the show. Call them out right now. What are their names? Full legal names and social. Full legal names and social and address.

SPEAKER_10 22:41

No, I I stand by, I think the guy should be, but also like I think in some cases if both people are okay with it. Whoever asked out, like I've heard of that too. But for me personal, I'd say I can see a split. Yeah, or a split. I'm fine with a split. I don't care. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 22:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 22:56

Surely I'm not covering.

SPEAKER_04 23:00

Unless the woman is the breadwinner. I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_09 23:03

Have you guys seen those reels? It's like like they're I have I forget what the sound is, but the woman, like, she reaches in her purse and it's like she looks like there's a lip gloss. This is what I have offers. Okay. Oh my gosh. Anyone else?

SPEAKER_07 23:25

I have one. It's like it wasn't a bad date. It was in high school. High school. We went to the movies. We were seeing the Grinch, the and the new animated one, but then Chance the Rapper did it. And it was like so funny. Anyway.

SPEAKER_04 23:40

But Chance the Rapper?

SPEAKER_07 23:41

It was Tyler the Creator.

SPEAKER_09 23:43

Yeah, I was gonna say. Tyler the Creator, my bad. Sorry, okay. I'm sorry. We know all day. We know ball.

SPEAKER_04 23:48

Thank you. I was gonna say, don't diss my man Tyler.

SPEAKER_07 23:50

Or not that chance is a diss, but I was gonna say we get there at the movies, whatever. He also worked there too. So okay, chill. And then we like popcorn, that's literally it. Popcorn and water. Like we would chill. Popcorn and water. Popcorn and water.

SPEAKER_04 24:03

No soda.

SPEAKER_07 24:04

No. And then we sat there and he goes, the check comes, he goes, I forgot my wallet. Okay. And I was like, hey, no worries. Like, literally, it's a popcorn and two waters. Like, mama page. It's for like$10 for like one lot of popcorn. Mama page. No, but anyway, he worked there. So he goes, I gotta go to the bathroom. And I was like, Don't tell me he left. No, no, no. No! No, and then and then he like goes up there and was like, hey, can you just take it out of my paycheck? Like, whatever. So, okay. It was fine though. Anyway, but then on the way home, he walks me to my front door. I trip going up the stairs.

SPEAKER_09 24:47

He finmo requested to you later. I literally was.

SPEAKER_07 24:52

Right. I was literally but anyway, it doesn't matter. But we ended up we went to like one of the school dances later. So like we're chill, we're so chill. I'm going to his wedding in July. Oh wow. So it's chill. I'm glad that that was.

SPEAKER_10 25:06

Clarification question. Did you like trip and fall trip or did you trip and like stumble trip? Trip and catch yourself?

SPEAKER_07 25:11

I was trip up the stairs. So like I tripped and I had to like put my hands down. I was like, you're you had to put your hands down. Oh, contact with the wood of the porch. Like the wood of the porch. It was like it was obvious that I that I tripped.

SPEAKER_10 25:26

What do you got about Aura? You recovered.

SPEAKER_07 25:27

I'm sorry, I got a student. Just email me. Aura. Anyway, yeah, that's my brother.

SPEAKER_05 25:32

Very good, very good. Wonderful. I was thinking a lot, and I do not have a story, so I'm just gonna tell something else. There was like an interesting situation that happened where Brooks dropped the ball in being my brother. So who don't know, Brooks is my brother, so Really? No, yeah. Crazy. So there's this guy I really liked in Youth Group, and I was like, oh my gosh, you could never like me.

unknown 25:56

Yeah, exactly.

Clear Signs They’re Not That Into You

SPEAKER_05 25:57

I was like, he could never like me. This was at my old church, not the one we go to now. And we would do this thing called prayer journey where you'd go around to people like you don't know and like pray for them, but you didn't get to choose, like they lined you up, and it was like the most awkward thing because you don't know the person. And so I got a lot like matched with him or whatever, so you have to be there for like 15 minutes and like share something and pray for each other or whatever, which was just so awkward, like the most awkward situation ever. Anyway, everything was just fantasized in my mind, like, oh, I wish they could like me. A year later, I'm talking to Brooks about it, admitting this, and he's like, Oh my gosh, he literally asked me, he was like, I like Kenna. Do you have her number? No Brooks said, No, I don't have her number. And Brooks said, nah, I don't know her number and walked away. Right. So I I mean you strangled me. So wait, wait, wait. So I I can't even remember where we were, but I like shot up out of my bed, like, you're kidding me. You did not do that. I was like, You are you serious? I was like freaking out. I was so mad at him. In retrospect, looking back, I was 14 and this guy was 17.

SPEAKER_10 27:07

You were almost a victim.

SPEAKER_03 27:09

Almost, she was.

SPEAKER_11 27:11

I knew 13-year-old.

SPEAKER_03 27:16

No, your brother.

SPEAKER_11 27:16

Yeah, Romeo and D. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 27:18

So that was the twist in the story. But I just can't believe like I went through 15 minutes of an awkward prayer and all this, like, does he like me? Does he not? To find out a year later he did like me, but Ed Brooks never told me. And then the age gap thing uh sunk into it.

SPEAKER_09 27:33

Did you know he was 17 when you liked him, or did you find that? I did. Which is all right, which is why he was an older man.

SPEAKER_11 27:39

Which is why I was like, you could never like me like Are you listening?

SPEAKER_05 27:42

Brian, which is why I was like, he could never like me, right? Because he's gonna off to college soon and I'm it freaking like feels felt like middle school, but so you know.

SPEAKER_11 27:54

I fear to see her. I know. I so thank you.

SPEAKER_09 28:03

I feel your pain because when I was a uh I think it was an eighth grader, I had a crush on a guy that he was like a junior in high school. He went down the street from me. And all a bunch of the neighborhood kids would like gather together. This is actually really embarrassing. We would always gather together, and like some of the little kids would play and stuff like that, and the older kids would like play with the younger kids. And this was when he was going through like he was on the like the wrestling team. Oh no. And so he brought out his like wrestling mat and stuff like that, and he would like wrestle the kids and stuff like that. And you thought that was hot and stuff like that. No, no, he's 10.

SPEAKER_00 28:43

This sounds like a case, dude.

SPEAKER_08 28:47

Stop!

SPEAKER_00 28:48

Dude, Gracie's amazing.

SPEAKER_08 28:49

That was an eighth grade, okay.

SPEAKER_11 28:54

Wait, let her finish.

SPEAKER_09 28:57

I don't know how we got here, but I think I like challenged him.

SPEAKER_11 29:03

What? Okay, stop.

SPEAKER_03 29:07

Gracie's standing up on the couch and looking so much distress.

SPEAKER_11 29:11

Wrestling, and he gave me a concussion. You wrestled him. He gave you a concussion? You said you were in the eighth grade? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_09 29:24

He was like wrestling a bunch of the other like neighborhood dudes and stuff like that. What was his weight class?

SPEAKER_06 29:31

He gave me a concussion. What was his weight class?

SPEAKER_11 29:39

It was a twig. 165. 16. And he wrestled a girl in the middle.

SPEAKER_09 29:46

Featherweight and gave her a concussion. He was like wrestling all the time.

SPEAKER_06 29:51

And did you still like him after that? But that still sounds a little sketchy. That he was wrestling all the kids. That's weird. That's weird.

SPEAKER_04 29:58

He's gotta be on the list.

SPEAKER_05 29:59

That whole that whole story made me so uncomfortable. Well, like his younger brother was my own.

SPEAKER_01 30:04

I don't think anybody would say a worse story than that.

SPEAKER_11 30:08

Good job, Tyree. No clapping. I made the list. No, no, Ty, I got concussions.

SPEAKER_04 30:15

Yeah, Tyree, you're not on the list, but he might be on the list. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 30:20

Tyree, were you like he didn't give anybody else a concussion? That was just repeating.

SPEAKER_00 30:28

Tyree's like, you can give me a concussion anytime.

SPEAKER_08 30:35

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10 30:36

Going around and like Tyree gets up off the mat and it's like favoring one side heavily. She's like, great, I'll feel it.

SPEAKER_02 30:45

Oh he was like, he was really nice about it though.

SPEAKER_09 31:01

He was like, I don't want to hurt you, like finding a girl or whatever.

SPEAKER_11 31:04

Okay, stop. I don't think he knew that he gave me a concussion.

SPEAKER_09 31:07

Stop on your head. No. I don't think he knew that he gave me a concussion because he was like checking. He was like, are you alright? And I was like, yeah. Like, went home.

SPEAKER_08 31:18

I just went home. I was like, I think my mom, I think my mom called me. I have to go home.

SPEAKER_04 31:24

She ran home, went to her diary. She's like, that time when she wrote it, she thought it looked great. Next couple days, she looked back, she's like, what the heck am I wrong? Chicken scratch. It's like chicken scratch. Dude.

SPEAKER_05 31:37

Oh my gosh. That is insane. 16-year-old that is 106 in resident.

SPEAKER_03 31:43

Give me a concussion today. That's the president.

SPEAKER_11 31:46

JFK. Should we move on to segment two? So sorry. Yes, I agree.

SPEAKER_04 31:53

I think we should move on to segment two. Uh signs somebody doesn't like you.

SPEAKER_09 31:58

So speaking of your amazing hinge date, Morgan. Yeah. What is well, like, what are some signs that somebody's just not that into you? I think when they don't pay for your coffee or stand up to shake your hands, or walk you to your car.

Who Pays On The First Date

SPEAKER_05 32:12

Or when they decide to wrestle you on a mat. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 32:18

I'm going to regress saying that the rest of my life.

SPEAKER_02 32:21

Yes.

SPEAKER_10 32:22

I'm never opening my mouth again. I personally, like, one that I wrote down was like when they're not, like, they're speaking, but they're but like they're not facing you. What? But not recognizing. No, like when they're like, when you're talking to somebody and you have like their bodies like oriented towards you while they're talking. So like there's like stuff where like when you're sitting down and somebody's knees are facing you, or like their feet or something like that, their bodies fall. But if you're like talking to somebody and their like feet are like pointed around or something like that, or like their knees are changed this like showers.

SPEAKER_09 32:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 33:00

When I'm mad, my knees toward the door.

SPEAKER_04 33:03

Towards the car the passenger car.

SPEAKER_10 33:06

If they're hitting the demi-labato knees, they have to pee. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_09 33:11

That's one that I'm like, oh. Yeah, very psych, very psych.

SPEAKER_04 33:16

That's pretty clear. I mean, other than obvious, are we gonna say like obvious ones?

SPEAKER_09 33:20

You can say whatever you want, as long as it relates to it.

SPEAKER_04 33:23

Wait, because like obviously, like, oh, they don't they they wait hours to text you. Because like for me, I make it pretty straightforward. I work a lot, so I'm not able to take personal text or phone calls when I'm at work. But when I can, I do try to take those. So if I can't answer you for a couple hours, that's straight up. But when I know that you're not doing anything like all day and you wait like six hours to reply, that's how I know. I don't think that person's really that into me.

SPEAKER_10 33:53

Or like not attempting to talk to you. I mean, back to the case.

SPEAKER_04 33:56

Like if you're at not trying to talk to somebody, or like yeah, like if you're at work or if you're at school or you know, like in class or something like that, I get that.

SPEAKER_05 34:04

No, you can have an excuse and an apology, but if it's a consistent thing, then you don't have to.

SPEAKER_04 34:08

If it's a consistency thing, be like, oh sorry, I was just, you know I was petting my dog. I'm just kind of doing stuff.

SPEAKER_09 34:15

I'm like washing my hair.

SPEAKER_04 34:17

Like, even if you're like, oh sorry, I was at my dorm doing school, or oh sorry, I was working out, or something like that. Dude, you're on your phone. You can take like a minute at most to text back. At least let me know.

“They’re A 10 But…” Rapid Fire

SPEAKER_09 34:30

Adding anybody in here because good. I'm not adding anybody in here. I'm a terrible texter, I'll admit that. I'm I'm a bad texter. I admit that. I will ignore your text and repost something on Instagram.

SPEAKER_10 34:41

So meet you, and I'm dead serious. I have a text that it just sent me yesterday from two months ago. Did never answered. And I forgot about it. And I guess what? I will haven't answered how to go back to it.

SPEAKER_04 34:51

Sometimes I will I will not answer your text. I'll send you a reel.

SPEAKER_05 34:56

And he's not only, but he does. It's different if you're interested in that person. That's how you're talking about it. Oh, of course, of course. Don't do that to somebody who you like.

SPEAKER_01 35:05

Yeah, of course. You gotta like strategically think about it.

SPEAKER_10 35:08

Also, hear me out. They tell you they don't like you. Oh, yeah. That's a good sign.

SPEAKER_05 35:14

That's hard for some people to comprehend, though, somehow. That's what I'm saying. I also say they might not comprehend that. I agree.

SPEAKER_04 35:20

If they're not comfortable hanging out with you, like if they only want to hang out with you in group settings. I I just feel like that means they don't like you.

SPEAKER_10 35:29

I could say okay, I say conditionally. Like if you express interest in them and they only want to hang out with you in group settings and not at least like one-on-one. Or not communicate it, I'd say. Yeah. Like I feel like for me, like I want to get to know somebody in a group setting, but then once I'm like interested in them, if they want to hang out, I'll be like, yeah, or if I need more time to kind of assess the vibe of the group.

SPEAKER_05 35:50

If they want to get to know you as friends before it's like a dating, like, because then it's a thing and you have to break it.

SPEAKER_04 35:54

But if you're getting to know each other in a group and want to hang out, if you're getting to know each other, yeah, but like I feel like if you've gotten to a point to where you know you guys know each other well enough, and then you're like, hey, maybe we should go out sometime or something like that. Like, no, I think we should all we should all go out.

SPEAKER_05 36:07

Like, I feel like I I think Oh, you're saying like they asked you on a date and they're like, oh yeah, let's all go hang out. Yeah, like let's all go hang out. They don't like you then.

SPEAKER_04 36:17

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Something like that. Yes. Because I've used that before. Right, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_08 36:22

We should all go get a movie. Yeah, we should all hang out. Yeah, all of the movies. We should all go ice skating on our own. We all go get that up, okay?

SPEAKER_04 36:33

Oh, it's like, oh yeah, we should we should, you know, go out sometime.

SPEAKER_08 36:37

You and me should go get sushi. Yeah, we should all go.

SPEAKER_04 36:39

Yeah, I'll go ask the gang. Yeah, I'll go ask everybody if they were like.

SPEAKER_10 36:45

Scoob. Scoob.

SPEAKER_02 36:51

No.

SPEAKER_05 36:52

Alright, alright, Gracie, go ahead.

SPEAKER_10 36:54

What's your what's your signs that you've got? If you have one. Things that you could have used to show people you were not interested in them, too. It could be other people.

SPEAKER_04 37:01

It could have been used on you or you used to be.

SPEAKER_07 37:03

I ghost them.

unknown 37:04

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 37:06

I know I'm usually the stickler to not.

SPEAKER_02 37:08

To the point, to the point. Hey, man, no.

SPEAKER_08 37:11

And saying it's healthy.

SPEAKER_09 37:15

I I think my, I guess, like sign they're not like I when somebody doesn't ask follow-up questions. Like if I'm always like, hi, how are you? Good.

SPEAKER_04 37:25

Bricky. Like one word answers. Short one-word answers. Oh, I hate that. I hate that.

SPEAKER_09 37:30

But I like a man who asks follow-up questions.

SPEAKER_04 37:34

I will say, I will say sometimes in my experience, there's been like girls I've talked to who have not only been short like that, some of them are just not good at talking. You know what I mean? Like, if I have to carry the encounter conversation. Kind of.

SPEAKER_10 37:49

And like that's something that it made me think of this just real quick. But I remember in college a couple of our friends, we like played the game where it's like four tires in a spare. And so it's four like non-negotiable things that you're like, I want like a future spouse or like future like boyfriend, girlfriend to have as a characteristic or trait. And then the spare is something that you're like, it's not a necessity, but I like ideally I would like this. Right. And one of mine was like good at conversation, like a good, like something like a people person that's very good at your spare or you're like muscle. That's her tire. That's one of my tires. Like that. Or like family oriented, or something like that, you know. Yeah. But that's one of those things where it's like, yeah. That's not true. I think you can have a successful relationship. Right.

SPEAKER_04 38:30

If you can't uh conversate, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 38:34

Like to me, I'm like, maybe we don't have chemistry that way. Exactly, yeah. Good, good. That's the one. And Gracie's visibly laughing at me. No, it's good. It's a good idea.

SPEAKER_04 38:49

I feel like Gracie is a part of like the I hate my boyfriend thing. What?

SPEAKER_09 38:55

I literally just said nothing.

SPEAKER_10 38:57

He just likes Gale. He'll come around. Wait till he loves him. He's gonna come around.

SPEAKER_11 39:09

I'm no coming.

SPEAKER_03 39:10

It's only for that reason, too.

SPEAKER_10 39:11

She's just she's just not a boyfriend. Laser. Laser. And you know what I'm talking about. You know, when it's like when people over the top of like everything.

SPEAKER_04 39:21

That is a little weird.

SPEAKER_10 39:22

I'm like, okay.

SPEAKER_07 39:23

I don't have to do that. He's a great person.

SPEAKER_04 39:25

Yeah, you're so curious. I'm saying that's very attractive, yes.

SPEAKER_10 39:29

Okay, okay, David. We don't have to be a good question. Hey, if you're listening, we need to all talk to David. Run, my brother, run.

SPEAKER_04 39:36

If you are listening, please talk to me.

SPEAKER_05 39:38

Okay. No, no, next. If they're not, like, if you're asking the questions and they're not ever coming up to you starting conversation, they don't like you. Because they don't want to be they would want to be around you, right?

SPEAKER_06 39:49

If you're not being pursued in any way, like, then it's just obvious that better not then into you.

SPEAKER_10 39:54

Amen, amen. Or if it's sorry, last thing. I feel like Morgan is you are the yappiest yappy of us all.

SPEAKER_07 40:02

Oh, I know. Imagine, hold on. Time out. Imagine being in a dorm room. Okay. And you're trying to sleep, and you're this is constantly. Also, and I'm like, Morgan, I'm turning over now. All the time. And she's like, wait, one more thing. And I'm like, Morgan, I'm turning over now. One more thing. And then I go. Alright, alright.

SPEAKER_05 40:20

Segment three.

SPEAKER_07 40:22

They're 10. They prefer Gail over Pinot. What's your answer? Gracie, they're a 10! Good answer. We're gonna answer.

SPEAKER_05 40:33

Good answer. Let's just rapid fire if each one has a prompt. Yeah. And then we can give our answer. You're gonna start?

SPEAKER_04 40:40

Yes. Go ahead. They're at 10, but they're obsessed with Taylor Swift.

unknown 40:44

Oh.

SPEAKER_10 40:44

Oh. Wrong audience. Here, they're at 11 now.

SPEAKER_05 40:49

Right.

SPEAKER_11 40:52

It's a good one.

SPEAKER_05 40:53

Who is that? Taylor Swift, that's strong audience.

SPEAKER_09 40:56

I'm gonna say eight.

SPEAKER_10 40:59

Death Glaragon.

SPEAKER_07 41:01

It's okay. What?

SPEAKER_10 41:04

That's an okay number to drop too.

SPEAKER_07 41:06

Okay, I'll take an eight.

SPEAKER_05 41:07

No, you can say two. I think I would say six. I don't think I would like if my guy was into that. Okay personally. If he liked it enough, like he liked the thing.

SPEAKER_04 41:16

But if he's like, if he says you're saying a woman for you. If he says I personally obsessed with Taylor Swift, I think that's like.

SPEAKER_05 41:27

I'm not gonna lie, I think Swifties are a little annoying. Don't like it. But I do like the music.

SPEAKER_10 41:32

Obsessed is different than liking the music. Yeah, no, like no matter anything anyway.

SPEAKER_11 41:37

There's no defense.

SPEAKER_10 41:40

Alright, Morgan, what's yours? I'm not gonna lie. I misunderstood the prompt and I wrote down hear me outs and that's um You know what?

SPEAKER_02 41:52

I like it.

SPEAKER_10 41:53

My suggestion is the invisible man from Hotel Transylvania. Before they reveal what he actually looked like. Shut up.

SPEAKER_03 42:04

I didn't know you thought he was gonna be hungry.

SPEAKER_07 42:06

I did, I thought he was. I have it, hear me out. Mm-hmm. Snape.

SPEAKER_10 42:10

Good Snape. Good, Gracie, good.

SPEAKER_07 42:13

Honestly.

SPEAKER_11 42:14

Alan Rickman.

SPEAKER_07 42:15

Alan Rickman. Maybe recipe. Wait, no. What's the other one's name? The like the little Epsilon. He's like a nerd at the beginning and he has a Neville! Neville! Love Neville. He had a girl for me. I just watched Harry Potter for the first time. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 42:33

For the first time.

SPEAKER_10 42:36

First and a half.

SPEAKER_07 42:38

First and a half. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Right, right, right. Mama's the PETA thing.

SPEAKER_05 42:42

Right, right, right. Kennedy. Okay, mine is he's a 10, but he's a mama's boy or a daddy's girl for David. You know, like just totally. They always have to bring up their mom. It's not like they're family-oriented and they love their family. It's like my mom cooks it this way and my mom this. And they're always calling their mom.

SPEAKER_04 42:59

That's a little bit. Like, don't get me wrong, I love my mama. And I do be calling her often, but I don't think I'm not in a in a like obsessed, like you know, everyone knows what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_05 43:08

A momless boy. Not like a sweet to his family likes his mama. That's fair. That's so fair. What would you say?

SPEAKER_04 43:14

I wouldn't.

SPEAKER_05 43:15

They're 10, but like what would the number then be?

SPEAKER_04 43:18

Oh, like a five, maybe.

SPEAKER_09 43:21

I would say one.

SPEAKER_04 43:22

Five or six.

SPEAKER_09 43:23

Six or seven, six, two.

SPEAKER_04 43:25

Six is good.

SPEAKER_09 43:27

Tyree? I have another one. Um they're a ten, but they shadow box randomly.

SPEAKER_11 43:38

We all know that person, too. In the way I would say Tim. Yes! I think it's so funny.

SPEAKER_10 43:48

It's an ironic ten. It's an entertaining 10. Real mean.

SPEAKER_05 43:54

I think I'd have to put them down a little lower.

SPEAKER_00 43:57

You don't think that's the tens of display?

SPEAKER_05 44:00

What would you do with a girl shadow box?

SPEAKER_00 44:03

Is it good or bad? That's the question. If it was good shadow boxing, I'd be like, if she's committed to the bad thing, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 44:09

She's committed to the fight. If she's committed to the fight.

SPEAKER_03 44:13

Does she get knocked out with shadow boxes?

SPEAKER_10 44:18

She gets K.

SPEAKER_03 44:20

She gets KO'd.

SPEAKER_10 44:23

And you're like, oh that was funny. Hey, hey.

SPEAKER_03 44:29

You're like, hey. Are you alright? Are you alright now there? I mean, if it was like I don't know, if she was like really bad at it, because like I don't know, like I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 44:40

I feel like that's not the worst thing. Like that'd probably, if anything, bring her down to like an eight, maybe a nine.

SPEAKER_06 44:46

I think it's so funny. MG? Mine is he's a 10, but he spends hours playing video games.

SPEAKER_08 44:56

Overwatch 2 or. Overwatch 4! Is he playing Overwatch? Is it playing Hanzo or? Is he playing Overwatch or is he playing Overwatch?

SPEAKER_03 45:06

So wait, is he a Hanzo man or is he like a Mercy man?

SPEAKER_04 45:13

Or a Ryan Hart player.

SPEAKER_06 45:15

Video games are fine, but it's like if that's if those are your plans for the night.

SPEAKER_05 45:19

Every night's like, I gotta get on with the boys and I have to swim them like that.

SPEAKER_06 45:22

Like if it's hours and hours, I just can't.

SPEAKER_04 45:25

I feel like if it's all the time. Because I like don't I get I play games when I have freaking games. But like if it's all the time, I get to play like twice a week at most.

SPEAKER_05 45:34

Yeah, it's fine for like a weekend thing. Everyone has their like little hobby.

SPEAKER_04 45:37

Like for me, I don't know. That'd probably bump her down to like eight, like a seven.

unknown 45:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:43

Like I mean, to me, like I it wouldn't be the biggest deal.

SPEAKER_06 45:47

For like a guy, it would be like I like a four. I can't. I can't be dropping maybe. I can't do it. He's a 10, Mary Grace. I know, but I can't do it.

SPEAKER_05 46:00

But he's fine. I I can understand. I can't do it.

SPEAKER_10 46:03

Like games eight hours a day. What are you?

SPEAKER_05 46:06

I can't be inside all day. Like I want to go out and do things.

SPEAKER_06 46:10

I can't be inside.

SPEAKER_05 46:11

If you can't game together, it's kind of like, all right, you want to have six hours away from me. It doesn't really matter.

SPEAKER_04 46:17

That's a whole playing together.

SPEAKER_06 46:19

Because it's not a hobby for me. If it was a hobby for me, it'd be different. But I would just be like if it was a couple hours, I'd be like, okay, sure, like I'll go do something else. You do that. But if it's like his or like take me out to dinner.

SPEAKER_04 46:35

I do have another one. Go for it. Go for it. There are 10, but they can't cook. Like to save their life, they can't cook.

SPEAKER_10 46:41

Yeah, I mean, the first time.

SPEAKER_05 46:43

I mean, I said, I mean, if they're a for me, if they're a guy and they can't cook, I'll cook for you. That's okay. Hey, I cook for you. I think it's different for the girl, maybe. I don't want to be sex satisfied.

SPEAKER_04 46:58

Like that it's not a deal breaker, but it's gonna bump you down a lot. Because like I can cook, I can, but I want somebody who can cook like who can cook. Like, so if you can't cook, I'm afraid you might have to do it.

SPEAKER_05 47:11

It's just kind of a basic life skill to me. It's not about like, get out! You should you should know how to cook food for yourself.

SPEAKER_10 47:19

I'm also like split the duty, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. If you gotta match that it doesn't have to be like insanely good, but like maybe don't burn the house down. I just think it has to be said. He's a 10, but plays air guitar. Oh get that out of here. I'll be honest, that for me is one of my icks, is air guitar. That's bad. It's pretty rough. Like, if you throw air guitar in front of me, I'm like, and that's it. It's an ick, and it's wraps.

SPEAKER_09 47:46

And here's my unregistered fryer arm.

SPEAKER_10 47:49

Back at it again. Back at it again. It's my your air guitar, my air gun. My air elephant tranquilizer.

SPEAKER_09 48:04

Okay, so on to the next part. We're gonna play. We listen and we don't judge. Yeah, there we are, judges. Okay, we listen and we don't judge. I feel like my tendency is I can be a bully. We listen and we don't judge. When I like somebody, I can borderline bully them. Borderline bully.

SPEAKER_10 48:32

Very great.

SPEAKER_04 48:33

See, I know a lot of guys that would love Well Mark.

SPEAKER_03 48:38

Not with UT, not with UT.

SPEAKER_11 48:41

Market. Market. My bad. Like that. Get the scissors. Game cut.

SPEAKER_10 48:53

She looks like the guy she comes in, she's like, eh, it's the bitch. You're like, where's the where's the rope that would have hit the 619 on it?

SPEAKER_11 49:09

Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 49:12

She hits like the Undertaker, like she's in to you.

SPEAKER_10 49:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 49:20

She walks into the room that Batista like entrance like everything. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_08 49:25

I'm never gonna let us sound.

SPEAKER_03 49:28

Take it a super.

SPEAKER_07 49:29

We're not judging if we're listening. We're not judging. We're not judging. No, we're not judging.

SPEAKER_09 49:40

Oh no, we're just gonna judge. Getting hot and sweaty.

SPEAKER_05 49:47

MG, we listen and we don't judge.

SPEAKER_06 49:49

We listen and we don't judge. I once dated two different guys with the exact same name back to back.

SPEAKER_02 49:58

And then we don't judge.

SPEAKER_04 50:01

For me, I don't know. In one of my one of my relationships, I wasn't the greatest at making plans because I low-key like to just stay at home. I'm kind of a homebody. So that's on me. I didn't make a lot of plans to go out a lot. I was just like staying at home.

SPEAKER_10 50:20

We listen and we don't judge. I am physically unable to flirt with somebody unless I think they're there's no chance.

SPEAKER_02 50:28

Oh, that's so real. That's so real though.

SPEAKER_10 50:31

Like if I'm like, if there's a genuine, like, oh, maybe there is, you know, a connection, something like that, nothing. No, that's so real though. That's so real game. I feel that.

SPEAKER_09 50:40

I don't know how I've been told that I'm like a naturally friendly person, but when it comes to flirting, I'm like with somebody you're actually interested in.

SPEAKER_05 50:50

If I bully you, I love you. That's right.

SPEAKER_04 50:55

When there's zero chance, it's the easiest thing in the world. But then, like, as soon as you're like, oh, this person actually. Uh oh.

SPEAKER_10 51:02

Uh oh like a customer will come in and be like, this man is fine. I get, you know. Like, uh, what's your favorite door handle?

SPEAKER_07 51:14

Okay, for the people listening at home.

unknown 51:16

Oh.

SPEAKER_07 51:16

So let's go back. Let's go back.

SPEAKER_03 51:21

No, no, let's let Gracie explain. Let Gracie explain.

SPEAKER_07 51:23

So we listened to the judge. This is Morgan's Be Listen We Don't Judge. Her real one. So what app was it? I don't know. It was one of the dating apps. And there was a person on there. My type! Like literally her type to a T. Like, she texted me and was like, Gracie, like, everything is checking out. Like, da da da da da. And I was like, okay, did you match? And apparently then he matched with her too. And so like, sign like a match in heaven, right?

SPEAKER_10 51:50

He hadn't sent a message. And he had not sent a message. I had no problem starting the conversation. I'll probably sign it.

SPEAKER_07 51:55

And so what she does is she sends hi with like the colon and a smiley face.

SPEAKER_10 52:00

Can I give the contact?

SPEAKER_07 52:01

Very neutral.

SPEAKER_10 52:01

Very neutral.

SPEAKER_07 52:02

Yes, very just like in the not her own emoji, but like a And then I panicked. And then she panics and says, Hey, what's your favorite door handle? And then literally, like radio silence. Radio. Wait for about a few, I think it was six hours, if not longer.

SPEAKER_00 52:21

Six hours.

SPEAKER_10 52:22

Yes. I can't remember. Yes. Alright, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:24

Oh my god. Gracie's just out of her.

SPEAKER_07 52:27

The day was a blur. And then she texted me and was like, Gracie, I need to hang out because we need to fix this now. And so he answers, he answers, and he says, probably like lol, that's a tough one. Ha ha ha ha. Something like that, right? Yeah. And then she goes, heavy hitters out of the way. And then she goes, sorry, gotta get the heavy hitters out of the way. And then it was radio silence.

SPEAKER_10 52:50

Why'd you I okay?

SPEAKER_11 52:52

Because I didn't even contacts.

Door Handle DMs And Dating App Anxiety

SPEAKER_10 52:56

I need to have contacts. Okay, my thing was like the after the hinge date, I was just like, okay, I I think anybody who started doing like using a dating app can relate to this where it's like sometimes you forget that these are real human beings that you're talking to. Like, I don't know. Some days I was on it and I was like, these are Sims. I'm just gonna do like a bit based off of their profile of like bang, like I don't know, like I don't know. I can't think of anything. But like just stupid stuff. That's what I was used to. So I had never like after the one date, I was like, nah, no. Nah. And so then when this dude comes up, I was like, oh shoot, I gotta, I you know, I was like, hey, I was like, no, that was stupid. Why don't you ever say hi to somebody?

SPEAKER_02 53:35

I mean, door handle.

SPEAKER_10 53:39

You had to be funny. I was like, what's a funny intro line I've heard recently as a bit? And I somebody was like in a group chat and was trying to get like the name situation where they're like, send your name and your favorite door handle. And I was like, that was funny when it happened in the group chat. I was funny too. Must translate to hinge or whatever.

SPEAKER_05 53:57

We listen and we don't judge.

SPEAKER_07 54:00

Honestly, we listen, we don't judge. We listen um judge. My now, boyfriend, we're chill now. I ghosted him about two years ago.

SPEAKER_04 54:10

We listen and we don't judge. I would have never done that to him.

SPEAKER_05 54:16

I did, I did. Alright, we listen, we don't judge. I once had a crush on brothers at the same time. We listen to the bigger brother.

SPEAKER_03 54:27

Is this the summer I turn pretty? The wildlife?

SPEAKER_05 54:33

Like Jonas and Joe Jonah. The Jonas brothers? That's acceptable. And uh the guy I talked about that was 17, he was one of them. Was the other brother younger or older? Yeah, he was my age.

SPEAKER_03 54:46

So you went for the hopes.

SPEAKER_11 54:51

That was the one that you went for the one that was grooming you. Hey, hey, we listen.

SPEAKER_00 55:00

I'm judging.

SPEAKER_07 55:09

Hey guys, and that's a wrap on this episode. Thank you so much for listening. Make sure you follow us on social media at Yappers Unite. Make sure you follow and rate this episode on whatever platform you're listening to. See you next week.